- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
here are about 300 pls that u have posted You know you play halo too much when…
1. you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2. when your index fingers twitch constantly
3. when you drool thinking about halo
4. when u hallucinate little 5 foot grunts running around your bedroom
5. Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer because its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spray paint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You home school your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to prove the existence of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17. You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
18. Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
19. During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
20. the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
21. A special message flashes across your screen interrupting game play, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
22. you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
23. you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
24. The plastic on your controller is all the way down
25. You were a Spartan for Halloween, and your 30 years old
26. You buy a toy Battle Rifle, pretend to shoot people, etc, etc...The list goes on for hours.
27. When you buy a plastic armor set, spray paint it green and raid the Marine base saying "Get tactical Marines, we got to go fight those Covenant".
28. you still believe in the April 1st release date
29. the elites are afraid of you
30. you create an exact replica of the pillar of autumn
31. you legally rename yourself John
32. You get your shotgun when there is a flood warning.
33. You hump the elites in campaign.
34. You refuse to go to your local library without bringing a shotgun and s.
35. You scream like Grunt when being beaten to the ground
36. you come up with theories so that you can say halo is real
37. you get a detention because your on a halo forum in your computer programming class instead of doing your assignment
38. you try to dodge a blue sky
39. you cut your finger and wait for your shield to recharge
40. If you're ever injured, you just stand on top of a med kit and wait for it to do something.
41. Your cover a grenade with duck tape so it will stick to things.
42. U start banning your head on the keyboard because u miss the target
43. you jump off the empire state building and try to land on something slanted, thinking it will help you survive
44. If you try Rocket Jumping.
45. If you try and make an AI cube, then try to insert it into your head.
46. You beat your friends so badly that they melee you in real life.
47. Everywhere you go you put on Master Chief’s helmet and bring a few frags incase it gets out of hand.
48. You get the Halo CD and put on repeat.
49. You rent a movie theater to have a LAN and you're the only one that shows up.
50. You turn your closet into a Halo shrine to worship the game.
51. You spend 3/4 of your time (the rest playing Halo) on the official Halo forums.
52. You collect DEW U points to get Xbox's 'cause you need the other cash for the game and controllers.
53. You make your brother repeat Grunt phrases and sounds as you shoot him with your wooden pistol you made in shop class.
54. You get the Soil CD with the song "Halo" because you think it's the official beginning song of Halo.
55. You learn how to hack yourself into your Xbox to play halo and hope you don't die trying to beat it on Legendary.
56. Every night of the week you have a LAN with at least 2 Xbox's, even if it's just yourself.
57. You wear high-water's and have dual shotguns with you because you heard about the flood coming the day before you pick up Halo 2.
58. You can't sleep at night because you think you hear spider flood in your attic.
59. You buy an assault rifle and make a clip to only hold 60 rounds.
60. U try to snipe someone with a nerf gun
61. U try to attach a machine gun on a hummer because the hummer is the closes thing u are going to get.
62. When you are lying in bed and you can't sleep because you here the creepy flood theme.
63. When you hate all midgets because they remind you of Grunts.
64. When you become a RvB fan.
65. When you name your Halo character Caboose
66. When you get the Master Chief costume painted on your X-box
67. When you are reading the Halo books
68. You compare Halo to every other FPS in existence.
69. When your signature is a quote from RvB
70. When you say wort wort instead of what
71. When you say wort wort instead of what
72. when you know over 30 ways to get on top of the map in blood gulch
73. when no one will play you in multiplayer because you always win
74. when you make a thread listing ways to know you play halo to much
75. when you find ways to incorporate halo into every school assignment
76. you invent a portable xbox and bring it to school with you so you can play halo at lunch and between classes
77. When you're enough of an arise to write an article about halo in the school magazine
78. When you and your friends sing the main halo theme tune when you have a paintball match
79. When people suck up to you because you're too good
80. Your, err, dumps, look like halos
81. When you die, you're buried in an escape pod.
82. You run up to a roll over accident thinking you can just flip the car back over.
83. You have xbconnect and gamespy to make sure you always have a game.
84. Your pet dies and you wait for it to respawn.
85. You break into a house but leave after you can't find the flag.
86. You jump out of fast moving vehicles without thinking.
87. you might play halo if you like hunting but your anti-hunter
88. You refer to how you’re feeling in bars of health.
89. Your explanation to the police for running someone over is, they weren't on radar.
90. You want to be augmented.
91. Play at a LAN party for ten hours.
92. your AIM name is your gamer tag
93. you can list all the things grunts say
94. you compare mc to god
95. you mistake your principal for a hunter
96. you make a life-size Cortana to talk to
97. you make a drop ship to hold kitchen stuff
98. you turn down a billion dollars in exchange for your deprivation of halo for 2 minutes
99. you hit your boss in the back and think he's gona die
100. You grab some random girl of the streets and yell out "MY FOOD NIPPLE!"