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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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you stalk bungie employees

  • 05.03.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when you jump off a cliff hoping you'll come back to life next to one of your buddies.

When you drive two trucks straight at each other hoping one will fly 50 feet into the air...

(i hope no one put any of those on already... theres too many posts to read)

[Edited on 5/3/2004 6:55:15 PM]

  • 05.03.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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you have played too much Halo when 1)you get sent out of the class for taking out the kindergartner because they all look like grunts, your teachers cause they look like like elites and the principle cause they "resemble" a fat Hunter. 2) you won't anything thats not an MRE (meal ready to eat) 3)you think there should be a Halo movie (which there should be) 4)You start comparing the master chief to other fictional characters like saying he could beat garfield 5)you look at a situation and think "thats not how the master cheif would do it!"

  • 05.03.2004 7:06 PM PDT
Subject: wort w0rt Wort
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wort waar wooot warrt

u play halo to much if u understood that (i know what it means)

  • 05.03.2004 7:16 PM PDT
Subject: STOP
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HEY STOP DISCRIBING ME

  • 05.03.2004 7:51 PM PDT
Subject: Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but...
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This one is probably a little scarier, because it actually happened to me: You know you play too much Halo if, when you're driving home from a LAN party, you have to REMIND YOURSELF THAT THE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG THE SIDEWALK ARE NOT COVENANT, AND THE JEEP YOU'RE DRIVING IS NOT A WARTHOG!!! My wife would kill me if she knew that thought actually had to go through my brain...that, and she'd take my Halo disc, controllers and/or Xbox away. The secrets we keep from our spouses...

  • 05.03.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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u know when youve played halo too much when uuse yer droolin Baby sister as an Assault Rifle and try to stick a micro chip with messy pen writing that says cortona and surgecly force it into your brain

  • 05.03.2004 8:39 PM PDT
Subject: You know you play too Much Marathon when... *sOT*
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When you dream that the sun opens up and out pop some crazy Wr'kanter pop out and you'r scared, but then you are Wr'kanter! You then fly around on the sun.

  • 05.03.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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You know you played Halo too much when your brothers bright blue neon car light turns on and you say FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!THERES A PLASMA STUCK TO THE WARTHOG!!!

  • 05.03.2004 9:04 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

when your playin Halo,and the Master chief looks at the screen and says,"gimme a break man!GO TO BED!"

  • 05.03.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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Come on people lets get this thread first to one thousand posts!!! Think funny!!

  • 05.03.2004 9:17 PM PDT
Subject: You know you play too much Halo when...
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you get an allergic reaction whenever you do not play it once a day about.

you use maximum look sensitivity and it is still too slow.

you imagine just beating the crap out of some punk at school (guilty).

you listen to either some parts of or the whole Halo soundtrack at least 4 or so hours a day (guilty).

yeah . . . uh hunh . . . stuff like that

  • 05.03.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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you hum halo music nonstop
you think all music that's not from halo sucks
you halo related names for profiles in other games

  • 05.03.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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You practically want to kill anyone that talks about Halo 2 because you know its wrong (guilty).

You precede every statement you make with, "well if this was Halo..."

You always say little Halo quips like, "bet you cant stick it", "Wort wort wort", and the people around you know what your talking about.

Whats your anti-drug? | H | A | L | O |

everything that is funny has already been said.

You know you've played Halo too much when you refer to your car as "The Puma" and you actually start making reference to the game outside of it.Quote of me at a Pens game- "If that defensemen doesn't get outta the creae i'm gonna snipe his ass."

  • 05.03.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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you know you play halo to much when
you flip the Rath to see if you can get in it

  • 05.04.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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You've obviously played halo to much when you stop playing it.
And when u start talkin to anyone anytime if you here the words xbox, halo and games and really start to annoy them after you wont shut up

  • 05.04.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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here are about 300 pls that u have posted You know you play halo too much when…
1. you've the seen legendary ending more then 20 times
2. when your index fingers twitch constantly
3. when you drool thinking about halo
4. when u hallucinate little 5 foot grunts running around your bedroom
5. Your have more then 5 xboxes, and play LAN with yourself
6. You bought a Hummer because its the closest thing to a Warthog
7. You have 12 backup copies of Halo
8. You pre-ordered Game Stop's entire first shipment of Halo 2
9. You spray paint your wife purple to be Cortana
10. You can beat 15 Bungie employees in a LAN CTF game
11. You wrote "Master Chief's Cookbook"
12. You home school your kids and their history book is "Fall of Reach"
13. You become an astronomer to prove the existence of the Covenant
14. You've found the Yellow Banshee
15. You beat Halo on Legendary in a half hour
16. You stole Halo 2's source code
17. You have to take arthritis medication to keep playing
18. Your friend is , ready for you, and you STILL prefer to play HALO
19. During a power outage, you hooked your XBOX and TV to your computer's battery backup so you could play for 15 more minutes
20. the average surface temperature of your XBOX controller is 98.6
21. A special message flashes across your screen interrupting game play, reading "ENOUGH ALREADY, GO TO BED!!"
22. you've tried to set up a TV and an XBOX in front of the toilet
23. you argue online with people you don't know, about if forerunners are human or not
24. The plastic on your controller is all the way down
25. You were a Spartan for Halloween, and your 30 years old
26. You buy a toy Battle Rifle, pretend to shoot people, etc, etc...The list goes on for hours.
27. When you buy a plastic armor set, spray paint it green and raid the Marine base saying "Get tactical Marines, we got to go fight those Covenant".
28. you still believe in the April 1st release date
29. the elites are afraid of you
30. you create an exact replica of the pillar of autumn
31. you legally rename yourself John
32. You get your shotgun when there is a flood warning.
33. You hump the elites in campaign.
34. You refuse to go to your local library without bringing a shotgun and s.
35. You scream like Grunt when being beaten to the ground
36. you come up with theories so that you can say halo is real
37. you get a detention because your on a halo forum in your computer programming class instead of doing your assignment
38. you try to dodge a blue sky
39. you cut your finger and wait for your shield to recharge
40. If you're ever injured, you just stand on top of a med kit and wait for it to do something.
41. Your cover a grenade with duck tape so it will stick to things.
42. U start banning your head on the keyboard because u miss the target
43. you jump off the empire state building and try to land on something slanted, thinking it will help you survive
44. If you try Rocket Jumping.
45. If you try and make an AI cube, then try to insert it into your head.
46. You beat your friends so badly that they melee you in real life.
47. Everywhere you go you put on Master Chief’s helmet and bring a few frags incase it gets out of hand.
48. You get the Halo CD and put on repeat.
49. You rent a movie theater to have a LAN and you're the only one that shows up.
50. You turn your closet into a Halo shrine to worship the game.
51. You spend 3/4 of your time (the rest playing Halo) on the official Halo forums.
52. You collect DEW U points to get Xbox's 'cause you need the other cash for the game and controllers.
53. You make your brother repeat Grunt phrases and sounds as you shoot him with your wooden pistol you made in shop class.
54. You get the Soil CD with the song "Halo" because you think it's the official beginning song of Halo.
55. You learn how to hack yourself into your Xbox to play halo and hope you don't die trying to beat it on Legendary.
56. Every night of the week you have a LAN with at least 2 Xbox's, even if it's just yourself.
57. You wear high-water's and have dual shotguns with you because you heard about the flood coming the day before you pick up Halo 2.
58. You can't sleep at night because you think you hear spider flood in your attic.
59. You buy an assault rifle and make a clip to only hold 60 rounds.
60. U try to snipe someone with a nerf gun
61. U try to attach a machine gun on a hummer because the hummer is the closes thing u are going to get.
62. When you are lying in bed and you can't sleep because you here the creepy flood theme.
63. When you hate all midgets because they remind you of Grunts.
64. When you become a RvB fan.
65. When you name your Halo character Caboose
66. When you get the Master Chief costume painted on your X-box
67. When you are reading the Halo books
68. You compare Halo to every other FPS in existence.
69. When your signature is a quote from RvB
70. When you say wort wort instead of what
71. When you say wort wort instead of what
72. when you know over 30 ways to get on top of the map in blood gulch
73. when no one will play you in multiplayer because you always win
74. when you make a thread listing ways to know you play halo to much
75. when you find ways to incorporate halo into every school assignment
76. you invent a portable xbox and bring it to school with you so you can play halo at lunch and between classes
77. When you're enough of an arise to write an article about halo in the school magazine
78. When you and your friends sing the main halo theme tune when you have a paintball match
79. When people suck up to you because you're too good
80. Your, err, dumps, look like halos
81. When you die, you're buried in an escape pod.
82. You run up to a roll over accident thinking you can just flip the car back over.
83. You have xbconnect and gamespy to make sure you always have a game.
84. Your pet dies and you wait for it to respawn.
85. You break into a house but leave after you can't find the flag.
86. You jump out of fast moving vehicles without thinking.
87. you might play halo if you like hunting but your anti-hunter
88. You refer to how you’re feeling in bars of health.
89. Your explanation to the police for running someone over is, they weren't on radar.
90. You want to be augmented.
91. Play at a LAN party for ten hours.
92. your AIM name is your gamer tag
93. you can list all the things grunts say
94. you compare mc to god
95. you mistake your principal for a hunter
96. you make a life-size Cortana to talk to
97. you make a drop ship to hold kitchen stuff
98. you turn down a billion dollars in exchange for your deprivation of halo for 2 minutes
99. you hit your boss in the back and think he's gona die

100. You grab some random girl of the streets and yell out "MY FOOD NIPPLE!"

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101. You steal your little brothers ambulance toy wrap it in bacon and chase your Halo 2 poster around the house
102. You steal your little brothers toy ninjas, light them on fire and chase you Halo 2 poster around the house
103. When someone says they want to bungie jump, you beat them up and tell them, "Don't even try to jump Bungie -blam!-!"
104. You have a crush on Cortana
105. You quote Johnson often
106. You sneak up on your friends and hit them in the back with a toy gun
107. You own a complete set of nightmare Armour
108. Yu can talk like a grunt
109. You make halo jokes
110. You know all the bugs and how to use them
111. You choose halo over sex
112. You hit a cripple in the back of the head and expect him to respawn fully healed
113. You know you've played to much Halo when you birds Banshees."
114. You are afraid of touching blue tennis balls because you think they are plasma grenades
115. You try to make your skin as white as Johns by staying inside always
116. When you try to put your controller down u can't because your hands are stuck in position.
117. when the CD drive of your computer is 101.7*F when u look away from your TV you still see the game playing for another 10 seconds
118. when your silhouette is burned into the wall
119. when u dream at night that your jumping off the bridges in attack on the control room and u
120. fall of the top of your bunk bed
121. You've acted out the whole Halo 2 E3 trailer in the middle of English class
122. You've crawled around the floor searching for any remaining of those little annoying Flood in English class (me for fun, and for the entertainment of my friends)
123. You've wrapped your little brother in two-sided duck tape and shoot things at him and tell him to run to your "Elite" dad screaming "Get it off, Get it off!"
124. You make a "Cryo-Tube" out of your bed.
125. You make a Ghost out of a motorcycle you found on the street with twin nerf guns on the side.
126. While playing Multiplayer Halo you talk to yourself as Cortana and give yourself advice all the while talking back to yourself as Master Chief
127. You tell your friend "Go, I'll catch up" then expect to be teleported next to your friend once he reaches the next "Checkpoint".
128. When you dream about playing and meeting the bungie team...
129. When your in a crowd of people you scream out "They're everywhere!" and run away
130. While waving your arms frantically.
131. when your in school you day dream that your playing halo and shout out die you dirty little aliens
132. Your shooting random midgets (thinking they're grunts) with a nerf gun only to noticed
133. You have no more ammo so you run up to them and beat them down with the butt of your nerf gun.
134. You walk up to a midgits and say dance while shooting at their feet then you get bored run out of bullets then run him over with the hummer you **found** thinking that it was a hog
135. You walk into the Military Base and say "what are the pieces of $hit armor? You should be equipped with Mjolnir armor!”
136. When playing golf, instead of saying "Four!" you says "Down in front!
137. When asked to publicly sing your country's anthem before the hockey game, instead of doing so you start humming the Halo theme song in front of thousands of people.
138. When you start calling your dad captain keys.
139. When you start calling your girlfriend Cortana.
140. When you try to warthog jump with your car.
141. When your glasses have a 2x zoom function.
142. When you start playing CTF with the school's flag.
When you start searching for the x button to open a door.
143. When you are trying to flip a hummer.
144. When you start playing oddball during basketball practice.
145. When you try to stick a tennis ball to someone because you confused it with a plasma grenade.
146. When you have your own shield recharge.
147. When you ask your mom for food nipples.
148. buy a suit of Armour from nightmare Armour take a plane to Afghanistan with the blue tennis balls, nerf guns and the stick you were you were saving walked into the terrorists base and start throwing the tennis balls and shooting nerf bullets hitting them with the stick then you get shot
149. The engagement ring you gave your wife was an exact replica of the ring world Installation 04 (Halo).
150. when you buy a monkey
151. When you declare that Halo is a documentary from the future that will come true.
152. When you look at the mirror and see the Chief instead of you
153. When you can see the pistol HUD while playing in paintball with a pistol(happened for me once)
154. When you see the MA5B HUD while using a normal AR-15 at the target range.(happened)
155. When you think you saw a Grunt on CNN
156. When you pretend to have "Spartan time"
157. When your adrenaline spikes by seeing the word Elite on a car floor mat
158. When your adrenaline spikes when seeing a church labeled, " Church of the Covenant "
159. When you accidentally plan to blow that church up because you think it is a Covenant listening post.

160. you are too stupid to spell too and to
161. when decide to kill your self thinking you could regenerate
162. What are you a grammar teacher?
163. You get mad when someone points out that you can only play Halo 24 hours of every day.
164. you imagine that your master chief crying cause your not
165. When you try to press X at the scene of a car crash.
166. When you hit a guy in the back of the head for cutting in front of you on the way to the subway...
167. You lock your keys in your car and smash the window with the butt of your pistol.
168. You throw green tennis balls at hummers thinking they're chasing you.
169. You walk into buildings looking left and right before going in.
170. You excessively clean your Halo disc making sure it doesn't skip while playing.
171. You make sure before you leave for a LAN that the Halo disc is inserted.
172. You think bigger people are hunters and you try to find an orange spot on them.
173. You walk out a door expecting to be teleported to the location of the end-teleport.
174. your controller blows up
175. you’ve owned an xbox for over 2 year and the cd drive has only been opened once and that was to insert halo
176. you know you play to much when u try to get your grandpa to play multiplayer
177. your friends take and hide halo so u can stop playing it
178. when your talking to girls u accidentally call them Cortana
179. you call your principal captain Keyes
180. you imagine all the screaming kindergarteners, and 1st graders as retreating grunts

181. when you and your friends act out RvB episodes in Blood Gulch
182. when you install an Xbox in every room of your house equipped with Halo
183. when you install an Xbox in your car
184. when you install an Xbox in you office/school desk
185. when you plan your holiday on Reach
186. when you misspell that holiday "Haloday"
187. when you wait in your car for pedestrians to man the passenger and gunners postions
188. you get home after a LAN party and play more halo
189. When you get 15 years in college to invent slipspace and cryo sleeping
190. You play 2 on 5 team lives, because you and your partner are too good!
You go garbage picking to find TV’s to put in the basement for LAN parties!
191. You lose your voice after all LAN parties!
192. You learn to write left handed to save your trigger finger for the big game!
193. You own 16 games and play halo 10 times as much as all the other games combined!
194. You stare at halo two screen shots for hours hoping to spot a new detail!
195. You play halo for money!
196. You take the fact that your birthday is 11/15/86, as an omen that you are too be the halo master!
197. You can go into the enemy base and kill 7 people with the shotgun, steal the flag and run over the last guy on your way out.
198. You find yourself sticking people in multiplayer for fun.
199. You have played a melee only game.
200. You wonder how the mc takes and dump in that suit.
201. When you go to a bungie LAN party and play with 15 of bungies best employees who know Halo the best and play you vs. all 15 and win by melee only when hey have guns.
202. You snipe so much that you have the sniper zoom burned into your head.
203. You get a top-loading shotgun so you can act out Halo more realistically.
204. You kill others so much that they start to call you by the name of your MC.
205. You memorize all respawn points.
206. You expect Halo 2's name to be spelled Halo backwards
207. You talk to the guy in the sky telling him you had a double kill when it didn't give you one.

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208. You say TRIPLE KILL with the guy in the sky.
209. You go ape when you don't get a killtacular and you could've.
210. You throw 2 plasma's in the air in the same spot to "watch the fireworks."
211. You call Wal-Mart and ask for "N00b Juice" and "N00b cookies" so you can get better and they deny having any. (I know they do....grrrr)
212. You pretend you found a Halo cheat by getting out your paintball gun and shooting the T.V. and saying you turned on paintball mode.
213. You dream about Halo and Halo 2.
You get pissed at your friend and tell him no more Halo because he doesn't own an Xbox.
214. You type over 1100 characters into a pointless thread to pass the time before any LANs and Halo 2 so you don't get bored.
215. When at the grocery store you don't feel like driving home so you kill yourself and wait to be respawned at your house.
216. You can snipe someone from one side of blood gulch to the other without activating your zoom
217. You call the Hummer store and ask if a gun in the back is standard
218. You can fluently speak the grunts, jackals, and elite’s language.
219. You name your dog Keyes
220. You buy a blue tennis ball and refer to it as the monitor
221. Your halo game changes into 1s and 0s and you can fly and stuff (like Neo)
222. you know how to kill the monitor
223. Char is afraid of you.
224. When you can Quote Sergeant Johnson exactly
225. When you start to sound like Sgt. Johnson
When you have yourself demoted down to the rank of Sgt. in JROTC so you can be Sgt Johnson because your last name is Johnson
226. When you start off your afternoon by watching the E3 Movie
227. When you try to make yourself look like the marines off of Halo using your own Bud’s
228. When with fellow MCJROTC students before drill you yell... "Get Tactical Marines!"
229. they have to be blue and covered in paint the in perfume that burnsblue
230. the paint is to keep the balloon from bursting early
231. when you make a thread about playing halo too much
232. you buy a hummer and stick as many grenades underneath and pull the pin off the last one and stand on top of the vehicle hoping to land in the nearest skyscraper
233. You daydream about the Library while running a track.
234. you pretend a caulking gun is an assault rifle
235. you see the number 117 in math so you raise your hand
236. you see yourself as a flood when you get a pimple
237. you go to the beach and fall into spaz-attacks
238. If you have ever played hide-and-seek in multiplayer
239. If you buy the halo action figures and display them proudly in your living room
240. You invent multiple hump positions and dance moves (in halo of course)
241. You can quote the entire storyline dialogue completely
242. You regularly send suicide threats to bungie saying that if they delay halo2 again you'll kill yourself
243. You mastterbate to the bungie weekly update
244. You become quite good at making insults and designs with bullets on the walls in multiplayer
245. when you attempt to beat the game on multiple difficulties using nothing but melee attacks
246. you get pissed at an elite on legendary and melee attack it's dead body so many times that the game lags
247. you and your friends try to make and break records for "highest hog launch"
if you have ever made a video of you playing
248. if you make and try different CTF strategies by yourself in multiplayer
249. if you say you'll give someone 50 bucks if they can show you something you haven't seen or done in halo
250. if you have ever tried to ride a sentinel
251. you go to church and explain how much Halo is like Christianity
252. you step on maggots imagining them as flood, just to show them who's boss
253. your Halo disk breaks so you go around asking for charity
254. You look in history books and see medieval knights but believe they are a primitive form of elite.
255. You break any hula-hoop you see spinning at all
256. I know I and my friends play too much and we know it.
257. for instants
258. If you have a Halo LAN party for 2 weeks straight only stopping to eat and bathrooms and a 30 min sleep break
259. If you constantly hear sound from the game in real life
260. If you have four xboxs and everything else need to have a lan party
261. Everyday you have a LAN party
262. if you do all of this you play way to much halo and I know some sick people do this -blam!- for enjoyment
263. and me and my plays find enjoyment in that we play way to much halo
264. To all who play to much halo!!!!!!! we play to much halo and we are proud
265. you get a see though ball but a glowing blue light in and some high explosives and make about four of them then get a battle rifle bb gun dress up a halo and get a car that looks like the warthog get three of your friends to dress up and go round town halo style
266. you get all your friend to grenade a car you pick up a red box then jump in the car and then you can't play halo no more
267. you beat your friends to try and get a different reaction every time
268. you hear a siren and hide in a corner for 70 seconds thinking a shield will regenerate
269. you've watched the halo 2 trailer so many times u can repeat it off by heart
270. you wake up and instantly start playing with your self in multi
271. you never go to bed to wake up
272. your to busy playing halo to look at these forums
273. you constantly look down for a motion tracker
274. you always talk in a deep monotone voice
275. you become confuse at common switches, while looking for the floating control panel
276. you pre-ordered halo 2 a year before its release date
277. you have organized halo LAN's 6 months in advance
278. you carry halo with everywhere for security reasons
279. you get a halo wallpaper all over your house

280. You paint your car purple and try to make it hover to make it look like a ghost.
281. When you stand in front of your room's door waiting for it to open automatically
282. You have a 3 and a half hour argument with your friend about how much better Halo is than Half Life. (I won)

283. When you spend hours on end in your basement trying to figure out the formula to make a cloaking device.
284. You try to figure out how to make a transporter to transport you from the XBOX to your washroom, and the 2 rooms are beside each other.
285. You stayed up all Christmas Eve night waiting to see if Santa fly's a Banshee
286. You tell your friends to call you an anti son of a -blam!- machine....or a giant hoola hoop. Either one is good.
287. You have found ways to get on top of damnation and the silent carto
288. You’ve showed those tricks to people you hate, but still play halo
289. You’ve gone through 4 xboxs
290. You buy the halo soundtrack
291. You get bored with halo 1 waiting for halo 2
292. you cover yourself in metal plates hoping putting electricity in it would be like a shield
293. in case this kills you, you think you'll respawn in your bedroom
294. you hate a prim minister or president so much you try to prove he is the leader of the covies
295. you think life's a multiplayer game so you kill people thinking they would respawn in their bases
296. you try to cause a camacasy by putting a blue tennis ball in your mouth and running into the white house
297. when you see an advertisement saying that they are selling a hog you buy it thinking it was the halo's hog
298. You come up with lyrics for the Halo soundtrack
299. You can safely say you have done all of these things
300. You made a Halo board game
301. You have wished you could switch teams while losing an argument
302. You've made a Halo movie
303. You're in the process of saving up money for the Halo nightmare armor
304. You get into an argument with a game store employee about Halo 2's release date
305. You've bought Halo clothes
306. Start modding your other games so they're more like Halo
307. You fall down when somebody hits you in the back.
308. I have done all of these in the thread. Your friends who don't even play
309. Halo know what your Halo alias is
310. you know you've played halo to much when you find yourself peering around cars in the parking lot looking for flood and covenant
311. when your out with your coop teammate and you talk to each other as if you were Spartan combat team
312. You sit here refreshing continually waiting for more reasons.
313. You enlist in the military claiming your Master Chief.
314. Your wife or girlfriend thinks your having an affair because you keep referring to her as "Cortana".
315. You know you play Halo to much when, you spend $3,500 on the MJOLNIR Armor that you can get from Nightmare Armor when your in extreme debt from buying all of your Xboxes and Halo copies and then you go out and buy an M90 Shotgun

  • 05.04.2004 11:47 PM PDT
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you stink. halo is a metal hula hoop for giant covenant scum you SOB

  • 05.05.2004 2:37 AM PDT
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when someone asks you for the keys you give them an old man in an armour uniform

  • 05.05.2004 3:42 AM PDT
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You get knocked out and wait to respawn standing up.

  • 05.05.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when you attach a chaingun onto your car and go Grunt hunting with your friends

  • 05.05.2004 6:39 AM PDT
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Youve played to much halo when youve installed a gravity machine in your home to get the some effect as the physics system.

  • 05.05.2004 7:08 AM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when...

You can only carry 4 raquetballs at a time.
You swear your teacher said 'wort wort wort'
your gym teacher reminds you of a hunter.
you pull snorkels off kids at the beach and punch them in the back.
your called to the office by the intercom and you say 'affirmative Cortana'
you run over the kids at the crosswalk
you throw a plastic grenade at your teacher.
if your friend is sick and you punch him in the back saying 'you'll respawn good as new'
you shoot a blue beach ball with a rocket and expect it to survive.
when you only respond to 'reclaimer'
you swear to god that homeless guy looked like a flood
you swear to god that cop looked like an Elite.
you only defence in court is 'I thought team kill was turned off'
you stand around the girls locker room atop a glass peramid
you think trees are invinsable
you name your daughter 'Cortana'
you try to take on two marines
you hump people at the mourge
you shoot gourillas at the zoo
you tell you grandchildren about how you survived the flood
you argue with a preast about what a halo is
you build an exact replica of Death Island
you buy a set of nightmare armor
you drive your car into the ocean
you call NASA archaic
you can make a working replica of the POA
your toomstone is a legondary symbol
your coffin looks like a cryo-toob.
you best friend magically apears every time you enter a room
your obituary reads 'he was killed by the guardians'

  • 05.05.2004 7:09 AM PDT