- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You shoot fat people expecting them to blow up! (flood carrier)
You declare war on all Half-Life fans because Halo is 'obviously' better...
Whenever you see a Pelican you try and get into it....every time you see a Warthog you try and mount it!
You endlessly debate the physical practicalities of Plasma Grenades and why they don't stick to the MC's/Elites'/Grunts' hand whilst throwing one.
While rushing somewhere you keep shouting 'Quit making love, Move, Move, Move!'
You practice your Steve Irwin impression while killing the Flood.
You constantly hum 343 Guilty Spark's crazy song and think it's the best piece of music ever!
You drive your Jeep (with your family inside if it) down the beach and underwater expecting the car to keep going and your family to not die of asphyxiation.
You tell your boss that your late for work because your slipstream drive wouldn't start.
You scan multiple webpages trying to find out the name of the Slipstream drive so that you can put in the previous joke (guilty-just now-DOH!)
You scan multiple webpages trying to find detailed schematic diagrams of Pelicans, Scorpians and Earth Ships and then curse the world when none appear (very, very guilty).
Last but not least:
When you feel very guilty for something you say 'Well at least I'm not as guilty as 343 Guilty Spark' to ease the pain!