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When u acctually go out and pay a crap load of money to buy master chiefs armor at http://www.nightmarearmor.com!!!!!

  • 05.05.2004 7:14 AM PDT
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why dont we see if we can get a thousand reply's 888.....

  • 05.05.2004 7:16 AM PDT
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104. You have a crush on Cortana

Honest to god, I do...

  • 05.05.2004 7:22 AM PDT
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You hang up a poster of four runners in your bedroom. (117 Strip)

  • 05.05.2004 8:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: GoldenElite0
You hang up a poster of four runners in your bedroom. (117 Strip)


That's a good one

  • 05.05.2004 8:04 AM PDT
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If you quited school just to read every post.
If you destroy every console exept XBox.
If you have made youre own Religon based on a nude cortanna....
If you only want to drink something from a glass with something related to the glass...

  • 05.05.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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you can speak jackal hunter and elite launguage fluidly

  • 05.05.2004 3:27 PM PDT

Posted by gnomefriend
you can speak jackal hunter and elite launguage fluidly

Good one.

  • 05.05.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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When you hit someone in the back of the neck and go "What how come you are not dead"

  • 05.05.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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There is 36 pages of more than 800 posts about playing halo too much

  • 05.05.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when you keep your wife and kids on a permanent plasma proof fallout shelter. There your religion is based on the Halo bible and you name your daughter Cortana and your son Guilty Spark.

  • 05.05.2004 4:36 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

when you could whoop your friends any day

  • 05.05.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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you say "Ahhh" (in a relaxed tone) every time you pick up a health pack.

  • 05.05.2004 4:53 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

when you still play halo just imagineing you have a battle riflre and other cool guns

  • 05.05.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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hahahaha, HAHAHAHA, you guys are silly, haha, to much halo, hahaha, good stuff haha<sniff>

  • 05.05.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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Now I have taken the time to read through all 36 pages of posts and I have noticed that alot of you are repeating stuff. Please have the courtesy to READ OVER ALL OF IT before you post.

[Edited on 5/5/2004 5:04:15 PM]

  • 05.05.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mister Ninja
Now I have taken the time to read through all 36 pages of posts and I have noticed that alot of you are repeating stuff. Please have the courtesy to READ OVER ALL OF IT before you post.

^^When you actually read through all 36 pages...

  • 05.05.2004 5:08 PM PDT

XBL: FTG Spartan
But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting in to an infinite pattern.
Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.
Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.
I know who you are.
You are Destiny.

when you hear the gurgle that the flood make while you sleep

the noises wont stop
i hear them in my sleep and see them in my dreams
the flood and the covenant voices

the VOICES
AHHHHHHHH
make them STOPPPPPP
covenant
no
no
HALO
CHEESE
AHHHHHHHH
floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddd
arrrrriiiiiiiba

  • 05.05.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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You sneak it over the boader in between your cheeks, oops wrong forum.

  • 05.05.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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i want to know what the heck that was aboot

  • 05.05.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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I only bothered reading to page 7, but someone said something about climbing on your roof to get a better sniping spot... I've been up there four times after playing halo during april. Kinda sad since all i think about is what i could do from there. (Anyone ever seen the charlie video of some guys jumping from top of silent cartographer?)

  • 05.05.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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you try all means necessary to incorperate Halo into your 2004 AP English 11 Final Exam and then you feel proud after...

  • 05.06.2004 6:05 AM PDT
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You have a morbid fear of all things purple
Your mom is sewing and asks you to pass her the needles you just hear the last word and start zig-zagging across your house.

lol i liked Wolverines one - i actually do that!

  • 05.06.2004 6:34 AM PDT
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when your brain rotts of seeing the same crap day in, day out and u think maybe I will play some more halo hoping too find a secret which no one else has discovered.

PS: also having wet dreams over cortana

PS: I dont have wet dreams over cortana..... ?

  • 05.06.2004 6:50 AM PDT
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You shoot fat people expecting them to blow up! (flood carrier)

You declare war on all Half-Life fans because Halo is 'obviously' better...

Whenever you see a Pelican you try and get into it....every time you see a Warthog you try and mount it!

You endlessly debate the physical practicalities of Plasma Grenades and why they don't stick to the MC's/Elites'/Grunts' hand whilst throwing one.

While rushing somewhere you keep shouting 'Quit making love, Move, Move, Move!'

You practice your Steve Irwin impression while killing the Flood.

You constantly hum 343 Guilty Spark's crazy song and think it's the best piece of music ever!

You drive your Jeep (with your family inside if it) down the beach and underwater expecting the car to keep going and your family to not die of asphyxiation.

You tell your boss that your late for work because your slipstream drive wouldn't start.

You scan multiple webpages trying to find out the name of the Slipstream drive so that you can put in the previous joke (guilty-just now-DOH!)

You scan multiple webpages trying to find detailed schematic diagrams of Pelicans, Scorpians and Earth Ships and then curse the world when none appear (very, very guilty).

Last but not least:

When you feel very guilty for something you say 'Well at least I'm not as guilty as 343 Guilty Spark' to ease the pain!

  • 05.06.2004 7:47 AM PDT