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when you walk out side and find it weird that the world doesn't curve up like a ring.

  • 04.25.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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No X-Box... Crime In China!!! Your going to lose both of your hands for that!!

  • 04.25.2004 8:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Haxxor
And the guys name is Aboutblank. Yeah, I know the guy. He is my friend in Kelso, and he goes to my high school. Him and I both thought of them, but since I have no X-Box, he is the only one who can put them up there. Give credit where its due, give some right here. Im the dude that helped him. Dont believe me, ask him.


Dude get over yourself! if you love the other forum so much, go there. This is the only one on this forum, so we post here, we don't care about you and your friend if you made it up a few days before or not. it's been around long before you made yours but it's funny and that's why we do it!

  • 04.25.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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you haven't eaten in three days cuz you trying to set a world record for beating the game on legendary 3000 times in a row without dying

  • 04.25.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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when you wish your keyboard was a forerunner light panel

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When you dream that you and your friends are spartans in a life or death ts match.

  • 04.25.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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you see a green wall and suddanly run full sprint to it yelling "TELEPORTER!!!!!"

  • 04.25.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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Hey Lifeless Vegeta was actualy saying that I took the idea from gamertagdatabase, and that I stole it. I said that the ones that I made up were of my own thinking. He said that another person on his forum had made the ones that I had posted. Me and the other dude at high school one day, both made up about 2 pages of this. Im not saying that we made up the game You know you've played too much Halo when, Im just saying that him and I made up our own phrases for it. Theres no reason to overeact and critize someone, if you yourself havent read everything in the first place.

  • 04.25.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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if there is a disease where it makes you refuse to stay on topic in forums, half the ppl who are a part of these forums have it.

  • 04.25.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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You know you play halo alot when the blue aiming recticle has become burned into your field of vision

You know you play halo WAY too much when that recticle turns red when you look at someone

YOU PLAY FAR TOO MUCH IF YOU ARE THIS MAN:
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  • 04.25.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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- You go hunting, shoot a dear in the head, and think of a head shot in Halo
- You quote Red VS. Blue with you friends
- You get pissed when your friends don't quote it right
- No one else gets your jokes cuz they are from Halo
- Everyone else is sick of Halo at a LAN party so you play the campain
- You check RvB and Bungie every 10 minutes for new posts
- You watch the Halo 2 trailers 5 times a day
- You look up Halo during your computer classes
- You have read the Halo books 4 times and plan to read them again
- You think Halo is better than anything on the planet
- People make bets on your Halo matches because you are so good
- Decide to go to college to learn how to make videogames because of Halo
- Someone says another game is better than Halo and you want to beat the crap out of them
- You disown a friend because he thinks another game is better than Halo
- You believe that the 7th Column will actually achieve world domination (which we will)
- You buy a Jeep and spend millions to convert it into a warthog
- You buy two suits of Nightmare Armor, one to put in a case, the other to paintball in
- You spend an entire weekend at a LAN party, then go home and play more Halo
- You miss what your teacher said because you are daydreaming about Halo 2
- You check gamespot everyday for any new info on Halo 2
- You think screen watching is an actual crime
- You plan to wait in line at a game store at midnight to get Halo 2 and then plan to ditch school for the rest of the week to play it


I am to tired to think of anymore, KEEP THIS THREAD GOING, it is great!

  • 04.25.2004 8:59 PM PDT
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you knwo you play halo too much when you want to be a navy seal when you grow up so you can be called Master Cheif officially

  • 04.25.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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- when you hear emergency flood warnings you start stockpiling shotgun and machine gun ammo
- when you jump out of your car, grab another guy out of his car, bash him up then still his car... oh wait that's Grand Theft Auto
- when you can read all the reasons in this thread and still think of more
- when your doctor describes your eyes as having "some heavily armoured solider dude" burned into them
- when you fall from a great height you try to crouch just before you land to help you survive
- when you fall from an even greater height you are suprised because you don't suddenly die half way down
- when the game hotline rings you for advice
- when you have Jason Jones on your speed dial
- when you get on the Halo 2 credits as #1 Fan
- when you break the eject button off you Xbox so Halo is the only game you can play
- when Bungie scraps their Halo 2 test Xboxs and fires their Testers so they can replace them with you
- when you can recite the Halo manual word for word
- when you memorise the program code for Halo
- when your Head of State (King/Queen/President/Dictator) hires you as their personal Halo consultant
- when you can write as many reasons as I have in a single post

That will do me for another few minutes...




  • 04.25.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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you can't stay in a conversation for more then 3 sentences without changing the subject to halo

You can effectivly snipe with the shotgun

You can fight close range with a sniper rifle, and get headshots every time (i can almost due this)

You've never heard of halo 2 because your to busy playing halo

You taught your 7 old brother to play halo and he can beat most of your friends(me)

  • 04.25.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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1. You get really, really angry at someone and contemplate napalming their house... because they call the warthog " That jeep thingie". And if they call it "the puma"...

2. You get lost and try to find someone, you look for a floating green triangle.

3. For an English assignment, you write down all of the links Halo has with The Bible

4. You trick some local N00bs into coming to your house, and invite your friends over for ''N00b Roast 2004''.

5. For Halloween, you dress up as either Yap-Yap the Grunt, or Nossalee the Elite, depending on your age.

6. For Halloween, if someone is dressed as the Moniter 343 and come knockng for some candy, you disprove the theory that large quantities of explosives cannot hurt him.

  • 04.25.2004 9:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Haxxor
Hey Lifeless Vegeta was actualy saying that I took the idea from gamertagdatabase, and that I stole it. I said that the ones that I made up were of my own thinking. He said that another person on his forum had made the ones that I had posted. Me and the other dude at high school one day, both made up about 2 pages of this. Im not saying that we made up the game You know you've played too much Halo when, Im just saying that him and I made up our own phrases for it. Theres no reason to overeact and critize someone, if you yourself havent read everything in the first place.


your an idiot

  • 04.25.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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- when you believe that God created the MC in his own image
- when you believe that Hell is like the Library but with no exit

there a few more for you..

  • 04.25.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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-When you read all the posts from the beginning to the end of this thread and then add to it.
-When you've been in doors playing so much that it hurts to be in sunlight.

  • 04.25.2004 10:18 PM PDT
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-When you read all the posts from the beginning to the end of this thread and then add to it.
-When you've been in doors playing so much that it hurts to be in sunlight.



Correction to that one
-When you've spent an excess of 1 hour plus reading the posts from begining to the end of this thread then adding to it.

  • 04.25.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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You apply to Webster's dictionary to have the word "destabilation" included in the English language.

You break down in sobs when your dad hands you a hammer, screaming "She's still alive!! SHE'S GOT TO BE STILL ALIVE!!!!"

You petition for guidelines on "How To Initiate The Cole Protocol" to be posted in every space shuttle launched by NASA.

You are of the firm belief that the words "Captain Keyes", "We'll make it", and "Who was first contact?" are now the sexiest words invented, ever.

  • 04.25.2004 10:37 PM PDT
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You have walkie-talkie's and headsets so that you can give commands to your teammates in CTF even though they're sitting right next to you.

  • 04.25.2004 10:43 PM PDT
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1. you have memorized every single line in the game
2. you go up to an elite standee and bunt him in the back thinking that he will die because you got him in the back.
3. you have mastered the sound effects in the game and you turn off the volume and make the sounds for anything and everything.
4. you have memorized the credits and know what everyone's job title is at bungie
5. you can play the game with your eyes closed and know where everyone is and know which way to turn.

  • 04.25.2004 10:47 PM PDT
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you know when u shoot people in halo pc it makes that beeping sound, well i hear that all the time when im on the crapper, when im going to bed when im driving its weird but pretty cool, and no i dont play too much, there is never too much halo......

  • 04.25.2004 10:54 PM PDT
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gnomefriend you can close range snipe well? almost all headshots??? tell me your secrets, because ive been working on my close range sniping and its damn hard, but i know that a close range sniper is an unstoppable force, because 1-2 shots is better than 3-5(pistol). BTW what sens do u play on, im on 10

  • 04.25.2004 10:55 PM PDT
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When you actually like the taste of that nutritious liquid stuff that forms inside your mouth during cryosleep, but you dont have a cryotube so you freeze yourself hoping that it will happen!

  • 04.25.2004 10:58 PM PDT