- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
1. When you fill out a registration form, you put "halo" for everything
2. You pay midgets to wear grunt costumes, and run around screamin, "they're everywhere!"
3. When halo is considered your religion
4. Your torch your yard in the words, "master cheif, show me a sign"
5. You know how to say halo in five different languages
6. You have three different copies of halo, just in case ones within your reach, or closer than other ones
7.You sweat blood everytime you hear a word that is or resembles halo
8. The only girl you will ever date is one with the names, Haleigh, or Holly
9. When you find a way to play an average of 28 hours a day
10. You give yourslef halo for your birthday every year