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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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You twitch at the sound of the word "camper."

  • 04.27.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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when u stick blue glowsticks in a plastic sword to imitate the elites sword

when u through a tennis ball and yell frag out!

  • 04.27.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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Damn, this is one of the funniest things i've ever read, i don't know what to say...

  • 04.27.2004 5:33 PM PDT
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-u try going around trying to flip everyone's car
-u try blowing your car up onto your roof using home-made grenades.
-u go around trying to stick weird cube-shaped objects into your temple area.
-u go around trying to beat someone to death with a fake skull.

  • 04.27.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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When you spend all your time trying to think of something to post on here...

  • 04.27.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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you know you play halo too much when you name your dog master chief

  • 04.27.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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You know you have played halo (pc) too much when u start typing the letter T before anything.

  • 04.27.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you try to take steroids till u can flip a car swiftly. . .

  • 04.27.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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you know you play too much halo when you name your daughter Cortana...

  • 04.27.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you start sleeping the way MC lies when he is dead. lol

  • 04.27.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you feel around your body trying to see if cortana is there

  • 04.27.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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*When you here a buzzer in the back of your head and see bright red flashing triangles if you get hit by something...(It happened to me once but sleep depervation by Halo does stuff like that to you).
*When you start humming the Halo theme song in the middle of concert band and people start staring at you.
*Also while whistling the Jurassic Park theme song you jump into the Halo theme song(guilty).
*When your can speak elite or something like it (guilty).
*You mimic the "Little people first!" line when the teacher leaves the class (guilty).
*When you see a bright purple convertable and you think its a ghost and attempt to commandeer it.
*When you go running around the neighbor hold shooting off a nail gun like its a needler.

[Edited on 4/27/2004 6:09:40 PM]

  • 04.27.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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When you find the green base in bloodgulch

  • 04.27.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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You see The Master Chief battleing Eleats and grunts every time you blink.(that always happens to me)

  • 04.27.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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Thought this would be appropriate considering the time of year

- You dress as Master Chief to go to prom
- Your date dresses as Cortana for prom
- A limo pulls up to prom and people start coming out, you start throwing blue tennis balls thinking it is a drop ship
- When people are dancing at prom and you think they look like the flood


Thats all i could think of for now, i will try to think of some more

  • 04.27.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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When you can take out a couple dozen fighter flood on legendary with a emtpy shotgun by melee attacks alone without sustaining any damage all in a matter of seconds (I like Halo and all but if you ever got that good its time to play a new game).

When you know all the guns by their model no. /shell size/and damage ratio to area of the body where damage is inflicted.

When you start pulling on someone's pony tail because you think its a floods tentacle that your trying to rip out of the host.

When you have a violent personality that goes by O'Malley.

[Edited on 4/27/2004 6:24:44 PM]

  • 04.27.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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i could be that good if i wanted .........

pg. 19 !!!!!!!

  • 04.27.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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1. When you fill out a registration form, you put "halo" for everything

2. You pay midgets to wear grunt costumes, and run around screamin, "they're everywhere!"

3. When halo is considered your religion

4. Your torch your yard in the words, "master cheif, show me a sign"

5. You know how to say halo in five different languages

6. You have three different copies of halo, just in case ones within your reach, or closer than other ones

7.You sweat blood everytime you hear a word that is or resembles halo

8. The only girl you will ever date is one with the names, Haleigh, or Holly

9. When you find a way to play an average of 28 hours a day

10. You give yourslef halo for your birthday every year

  • 04.27.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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When you walk around like a zombie making wierd vocalizations and try to bloat up and explode.

  • 04.27.2004 6:28 PM PDT
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Well I don't sweat blood but I kick my chair out from under myself and jump around and say "WHAT ABOUT HALO!?!?!?" with my right lip twitching.


When a bunch of your freinds have a Halo MP Party and don't invite you so you have a panic attack (semi-guilty).

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  • 04.27.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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you give the characters other names Wookies(Brutes), Wibbles(Grunts), see the quote on the bottom for more info on the grunt name

you use the microphone on your computer and speed up your voice to sound like a grunt and say "Elite is dead!! Elite is dead!!! Run away!!! RUN AWAY!!!! and things like BAD CYBORG and THIS WAY..THIS WAY"

  • 04.27.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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When you only talk like an elite.

  • 04.27.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Beaver
- When people are dancing at prom and you think they look like the flood




You could get confused about that without ever playing Halo!

  • 04.27.2004 6:43 PM PDT
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When you almost exactly scream like a grunt when something surprizes you.( My friend does that)

  • 04.27.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: AgentJDM
When you only talk like an elite.


I thought I already said that and whats wrong with speaking covenent!?

Rahsek cytsel reahur

  • 04.27.2004 6:45 PM PDT