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Posted by: Faded Myth
Part 1: You put on a green motocycle helmet and padded gloves, walk up to two complete strangers arguing in the street and spread your arms saying to one of them; "Now hold on...he's a friend."

Part 2: If one of them starts to argue back you ball your fists into a Boxers stance, scoot around to the back of him and punch him in the back expecting him to crumple instantly to the floor.

Part 3: If and when he doesnt crumple to the floor you keep punching him while he's on the ground, trying to get the purple blood to fly everywhere.

"Cortana! This Elite doesnt have any purple blood!"
"Thats because he's not an Elite! And I'm NOT Cortana!"



lol that was funny.... btw today, 28 april, is my birthday! i'm 16 woot! finally....

  • 04.28.2004 3:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: SoulEdgar
Posted by: Faded Myth
Part 1: You put on a green motocycle helmet and padded gloves, walk up to two complete strangers arguing in the street and spread your arms saying to one of them; "Now hold on...he's a friend."

Part 2: If one of them starts to argue back you ball your fists into a Boxers stance, scoot around to the back of him and punch him in the back expecting him to crumple instantly to the floor.

Part 3: If and when he doesnt crumple to the floor you keep punching him while he's on the ground, trying to get the purple blood to fly everywhere.

"Cortana! This Elite doesnt have any purple blood!"
"Thats because he's not an Elite! And I'm NOT Cortana!"



lol that was funny.... btw today, 28 april, is my birthday! i'm 16 woot! finally....


0.0 Is it O'Malley!?!?!?

  • 04.28.2004 3:51 AM PDT
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Whats wrong with collecting all the action figures and landscaping Blood Gulch!?

Where you have dreams where your in a room filled with bubblous parasites and your blasting away at them with an MA5B but despite its powerful 5.56mm rounds the little terds keep coming out of nowhere then you feel a stabbing pain in your neck you see countless marines by your side overwhelmed as well then suddenly you here one scream "GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!" (I've had Halo nightmare's like that before).

When you memorize all the lines the ODST's say in Halo.

-"I'm on fire-ah baby!!!"
-"Get now what"
-"Eat it!!!"
-"Marines assemble for evac"
-"Well how do we get in the forces issued me a rifle not wings"
-"Master Chief sir Cortana said to get the bridge double quick ya'd better me!"
-"Echo 419 inbound, somebody order a warthog?"
-"Didn't know you made house calls Foehammer."
-"You know are motto we deliver."


When you can snipe with a plasma rifle or needler with deadly accuracy.

When you go and do wierd things like unload 30 needles into an elites mouth and keep shooting its carcass until the frame rate drops (guilty).


[Edited on 4/28/2004 4:11:16 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 3:53 AM PDT
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I see the pistol cross-hair in quite a few of my dreams....

  • 04.28.2004 4:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ribs
I see the pistol cross-hair in quite a few of my dreams....


Aha! I'm not crazy!!! Or its just that we're both crazy...

When you try to fire a rifle in real life you don't know how because your used to using analog sticks not your arms.

[Edited on 4/28/2004 4:19:25 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 4:12 AM PDT
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you see a picture of a limited edition xbox that says halo on it and you must have it no matter what you have to get one no ifs ands or buts about it must be yours .................................... now if only i had a job

  • 04.28.2004 4:58 AM PDT
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you see a picture of a limited edition xbox that says halo on it and you must have it no matter what you have to get one no ifs ands or buts about it must be yours .................................... now if only i had a job

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  • 04.28.2004 4:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: GhostOfSorrow
And when you try to figure out how to play the halo theme on the saxophone (Guilty)


hey, i do that too



Really? have any notes? i cant pin the first one......


yeah i do. Which kind of sax do you play?


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  • 04.28.2004 5:11 AM PDT
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You smack somebody in the back of the head during a paintball game.

you wad up paperballs and throw them at people and say "ha ha ha, i stuck you!"

  • 04.28.2004 5:21 AM PDT
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Me and my frineds tape us playing halo doing wierd tricks just so we can watch and do it over better the second time... lol get a life right?!?

  • 04.28.2004 5:21 AM PDT
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i dunno if these have been used...
your at a party and a girl asks "what's your favorite song?" and you reply "halo's theme" when she asks what that is you turn off the stereo grab a mic and jump onto a table and start singing each note....even the drums.
you start referring to places around your school as multiplayer levels.
you change your xbox name to cortana...and color it purple

  • 04.28.2004 5:23 AM PDT
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...you know the exact firing patterns on all the weapons...I dont, but i bet someone does!!!

...you play two player co-op on your own over and over, just so you can kill one player and land the other on his corpse, to help pad your fall to the bottom of the walkover/bridge sections of 'assult on the control room' without dying, therebye skipping half the level.

...you find a way to warp through the bars with the overshield and invisibility next to them in sidewinder, by strategically positioning a ghost next to them and exiting the vehicle.

...you kill golden elites by contiuously jumping over their heads as the only means of avoiding their attacks and only using melee attacks yourself.

...you have sniped at least 3 marines out of a single dropship through its armour, that has flown away and is absolute miles in the distance.

...when you have chased the dropships that fly away on the 'Silent Cartographer' level just to seen them vanish into thin air.

...you've went as far back into the water as possible on the 'Silent Cartographer' level and side stepped around the whole island just to see what will give you the best overall view of it.

...you've tested how the level of detail works on various scenery, characters and vehicles, such as the tire and bullbar details poppin in on the warthog as you move closer.

...you've completed 'any' level on legendary without takin a single hit...I know i havn't, but then I havn't actually tried....think i may do that!

...the marines not dyinhg if you drive them into the water on the 'Silent Cartographer' in a wart hog and leave them there bugs you, because it isnt realistic enough.

...you start comparing how halo controls smoother and manages to recognise more degrees of movement in the control sticks than other fps games on XBox, such as counter Stirke or Rainbow six, or so it seems.

...you start thinkin how every other game could be inproved if they incorporated design elements of Halo into them....e.g. if Zelda games let you freely roam and play like the 'Silent Cartographer' level, killing who you wanted and when and trying things in various orders (imagine just replacing the Halo engine with zeldas characters and themes/weapons etc, but still maintaning the rest).

...you try to have a co-op battle with your mate deep in the water on the 'Silent Cartographer' level, so you can't actually see each other, and realise how obsessed with the game you really are...I havn't actually tried this either but the fact that i am thinkin about it tells me i better stop now!!!!!!

  • 04.28.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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1. When every time you hear "Lament for Pvt. Jenkins" on the soundtrack CD you start watching the door(s) thinking, "Any minute now..."

2. When you can envision what's going on in game, while listening to the soundtrack. ("Covie, right - distance 7m. Switch to pistol, aim at head, above ear-line...)

3. When you customize your Linux OS's GUI to operate like the control panel the techs use in the PoA.

4. When three shot kills with the pistol in MP become the norm. ("WTH! Four shots! What's happening to me?!")

5. You wear an RvB shirt to your schools dance, and the tux to LAN parties.

  • 04.28.2004 7:34 AM PDT
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when you fantasise about master chief naked

  • 04.28.2004 7:34 AM PDT
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yeah. i do that 2... im so glad im not the only one, i was startin toget a bit worried about myself, yeah. you ever get that, where you feel 'different' from everyone else...

  • 04.28.2004 7:38 AM PDT
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you pwn kids at the kiosks in toys r us, target, and gamestop

you want your marching band to play the Halo theme for next years Field Show

[Edited on 4/28/2004 7:45:04 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 7:41 AM PDT
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Has anyone heard of this "yellow banshee" thing?

  • 04.28.2004 8:29 AM PDT
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When you walk around with a crosshair in your line of vision

  • 04.28.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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you shoot an actual marine then ask "how do you revert to saved?"

  • 04.28.2004 8:40 AM PDT
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you day dream about the Covenant attacking earth any moment now
then dream about you being a GREAT WARRIOR fighing the Covenant alone...till the MC shows up...then you become best buddies ever.


and
this is the funniest thread ever...ROFL

[Edited on 4/28/2004 8:45:09 AM]

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You melee attack your real friend in the back when he's injured so that he has full health.

  • 04.28.2004 9:13 AM PDT
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I truly laughed out loud at the one about fantasizing about seeing master chief naked...my wife told me to quiet down

[Edited on 4/28/2004 9:18:39 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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You know when you play Halo to much when you go after the flood on legendary with a whoop A-s-s stick "AKA" rocket launcher with out ammo.

  • 04.28.2004 9:16 AM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when your eyes start to bleed, and you don't care. You go to a church with the name "Covenant" in it, just to keep an eye on the congregation. You look down the scope of a rifle, and wonder why the reticle doesn't turn red when you look at the paper target. You load a real shotgun with twelve shells, and are surprised when the barrel explodes. You look at small children, and think they're grunts. You refuse to eat onions because they look like infection forms.

[Edited on 4/28/2004 9:22:32 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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Hey, where did you get that quote from?

  • 04.28.2004 9:20 AM PDT