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Japanese Admiral Yamamoto (as I have been corrected) said that after the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941

  • 04.28.2004 9:24 AM PDT
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can you drive a warthog better than your own car?

[Edited on 4/28/2004 9:49:41 AM]

  • 04.28.2004 9:48 AM PDT
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When you create a profile for every single redvsblue character and put their difficutly setting based on how good they are.

  • 04.28.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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theres never too much halo!!!

although a few of those listed items seem scarily accurate :p

mmm...

a) when you walk into your common room & nerdly people are calling you by your Halo nick & telling each other how awesome you are (its honestly not a nice feeling!!!! I promise you!)

b) when you organise lan parties but not party parties whilst your parents are away

c) when you buy a Halo PC disk for your g/f & get her hooked... ahem, I haven't done that... :p

  • 04.28.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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...your in the park, and your looking for the best sniping position.
...your on this website and using your free time to try and come up with some more clever things to say. Shouldn't we be playing Halo?

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  • 04.28.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when: All of these jokes make perfect sense to you.

  • 04.28.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Melee attack someone, HA. I've done that before.

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  • 04.28.2004 10:35 AM PDT
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im not sure that was sarcastic, but if it isnt you should know melee attacking is the briliance of the game. I think we melee too much...as matter of fact i just might start a thread about melee's

  • 04.28.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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When you constantly look in Toys r us for a motorized Warthog for your 18 month old son...

  • 04.28.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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...you ask your gilrfriend if she wants play Halo after sex.

  • 04.28.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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when u close ur eyes and can see ur self still playing.

  • 04.28.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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...you put the kids to bed early so you can play Halo.

...you create a spreadsheet schedule for your LAN party so there is no lag time spent deciding on what games to play (done it)



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  • 04.28.2004 10:55 AM PDT
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...you're on you third copy of Halo because you framed the first one and placed it on your wall and you didn't open the second one because you want to keep it new.

  • 04.28.2004 11:16 AM PDT
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You have played to much Halo when you go to the nearest
black guy and say "hey, srg.Johnson!"
That wasn`t very good...


You have played to much Halo when your wife has to dress up in a
Mjolnir armor to get you off!
oooooooh, Master Chief!

You have played to much Halo when you have made your own
arsenal of functional Halo weapons and starts to shoot people that looks like grunts!

  • 04.28.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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Well u should STOP playing Halo when it starts turning u on

  • 04.28.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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You have a crush on one of the spartans(kelly)
If you cried when you found out the halo 2 release wasn't till fall.
If your wedding song is the halo menu song
If you know all of the names, rank, and skill of every spartan II
If you think the internet was made for bungie.net and halo pc
If bungie.net is the only website you have ever been to.
If bungie.net is your homepage
If you have thought of how would make a good master chief in HALO the MOVIE
If you plan on becoming an actor just so you have a shot at that role.
If you are writing the screen play for halo the movie.
If you know Halo the movie would be the biggest and best movie ever.

Well i am running out of ideas. TIme to go play more halo.

  • 04.28.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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You know youve played to much halo when you hear a british man say "wot, wot" and you quickly turn around expecting to see an elite about to whack you,


[b] "That's not a target, that's church."

-Caboose (RvB)

  • 04.28.2004 12:08 PM PDT
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you know you play halo too much when everybody else's class ring says your schools name and yours says Halo Combat Evoled and The name Master Chief inbeded on the inside were your name should be.

  • 04.28.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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- When you mumble in your sleep Die Covie Bastards.

- In the winter you piss Halo Rocks in the snow.

- In the winter you try to make a Master Chief snow angel.

  • 04.28.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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When you have over 100 kills in Gulch CTF
You hate radar
You get a killtacular with a sniper rifle
When you fight over who gets blue in team games
When you get a double running riot and a cap
When you get so mad it makes people laugh
When you hook up the surrond sound to the xbox, not for the DVDs but for halo
When you call the controllers "halo" controllers not "xbox" controllers
When you get two straight caps then hold off for the third just to kill the other team
When friends come from other nearby colleges to play on your team
When you play drinking games to it
When you have a nickname for everything (i.e. teabagging, barrelroll, lil screenlook, see you mid field, open palm, neutralized, open season, heard it.)
You betray your teamates for the sniper rifle
You steal caps from your team
When you scream things like "UNREAL" when you blow up a warthog with a grenade
When you and your floor can beat anyone on campus
When your almost certain that the elites say "roll the blunts"
When you shoot your friends out the warthog because you want it and didn't want to be the gunner
When you chase someone for over thirty seconds trying to melee them
When you know people by thier halo nicknames not their real names
You ignore girls for halo
When Cortana is the closest thing you have to a girlfriend



  • 04.28.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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When you know where the double barrel rocket launcher goes when your not using it

  • 04.28.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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You know where the double barreled rocket launcher goes when you not using it

  • 04.28.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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You overly criticize people that do not play right (i.e. reload, switch weapons)

  • 04.28.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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-you carry out a schedule when you play halo every 1 and a half hours everyday.

  • 04.28.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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when you get a halo 2 wallpaper for your computer.

  • 04.28.2004 12:34 PM PDT