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carry on with messages people

  • 04.28.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Echo 419 drops you in the sea because you are cheating again
echo 419 drops the warthog on your head and screams: WE DELIVER!!

sargeant johnson shoots you down every time he sees you
marines says: its he AGAIN!
they find a skeleton playing halo in 200 years...

you go bungie jump so you can get your hands on Halo 2, because you think bungiejumping gets you to bungie studios

play out the maw on legendary with both eyes closed, hands on the back and play using your feet.

you break down your TV in the hope to get into halo and fight the flood together with Master Chief.

you never dare entering a juweler since you destroyed halo
got all the miniature halo puppets and let them play halo while you gone

write a halo bible to educate the world about the history and making of halo
destroy earth while riding a buggy that looks like a warthog while you enter a spaceship.

allways stay of cats when the say: "maw".
play on legendary the maw and cant survive that jump after trying thousants of times.

only marry a women that has the name cortana.

says to your wife called cortana to say all lines of cortana in halo while you play master chief.

you lead a soccer team and demands they all call you master chief
when you hear halo you go hyperventilate
when you see any game shown on tv you get goosebumps

order a scorpion in a restaurant and turn it into the scorpion tank

you order warthog in a restaurant and start driving in it while your brother enters in the back with the laag weapon.
when people scream "ghost"you say: "where?where?"

if someone mention a Banshee you search off the complete planet finding it.
you think a chessboard is halo

you find the glitch at AOTCR and enter the pelican, you enter it and a few years later hitting pentagon on 11/9

kill captain keyes, throw the never dieing marines out of the window and change course to earth while intercomming the covenant: "its all yours"

you made sure no covenant releases the flood and then you do it yourself, so a Hunter has to follow 343 guilty spark all over the library.

go to the public library with loads of guns in case of the flood ariving.

...you still wait for halo 2 in 2007...

hope these were fun! more for next time I guess!

  • 04.28.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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You manage to beat the game on legendary with the tv turned off ... just by using the sound from your 5.1 stereo system

  • 04.28.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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... The only way your wife can get you off the xbox is when she paints herself purple and says, "I betcha can't STICK IT Master Chief..."

[Edited on 4/28/2004 12:56:48 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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- You start a new christian church, where God is referred to as "Alex Seropian" and Jesus Christ is now "Jason Jones".

- Upon hearing someone saying "What What What?" you instinctively reach for a gun.

- You have had sex while PLAYING Halo. (guilty)

- Your girlfriend was playing too. ('fraid so)

[Edited on 4/28/2004 1:31:05 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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never too much halo inferior human beings!!

  • 04.28.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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You get into pointless aurguements over how the Prophets in Halo aren't just generals in Halo their gods among all of the covenent, and the only way you can please them is by dying in their name or by anhilating all the demons that plague the universe. For thoughs of you that haven't read Halo: Fall of Reach and/or Halo: First Strike, and you should, the demons are any other alien race other than the covenent from my understanding and the covenent have brought over a dozen other species to exiction. Or how the Brutes aren't just monkeys that fall to the ground with a couple melee attacks like in the trailer and describe how invincible they are in the books and carry on until people stop listening and yet you still keep talking (guilty).

When you forget how to breath and your heart skips a beat and the mention of Halo.

If you start crying and threaten to kill someone if they say Halo sucks (I've never gone that far).

If you come up with theories about the forerunner, covenent, flood, etc and read all the books over and over several times in a row making sure you didn't miss one key detail (guilty).

If you try to construct a functional needler or plasma rifle out of scrap materials around your house.

  • 04.28.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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- You're running out of places to hide the bodies of people who told you Halo sucks.

  • 04.28.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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you by a motorcycle and add purple wings, then go down the highway while doing a wheelie and try to jump off cars.

  • 04.28.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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When your mom says theres a flood in the bathroom so you grab your dad's shotgun and say "I'll handle it this time."

By the way, i've seen too many posts about this Yellow Banshee so heres the answer, its a myth, it was a hoax started by a couple of people. And also please don't say that you have done something even if you haven't, i've seen a lot of obserd things where people say they've done it.

[Edited on 4/28/2004 2:02:26 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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you WALK your way to the Longsword Bomber on legendary on the Maw and still made it.(after the big jump...guilty...)you finally play out the maw on legendary and before the credits and endings the electricityt falling out... (guilty)

I had a real good one but I forgot. darn. well keep thinking ill be back soon! (gonna sleep now)

  • 04.28.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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- The only time you removed the Halo disc from your Xbox was to replace it with the RvB Season 1 DVD.

  • 04.28.2004 2:05 PM PDT
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did you know that u can get the warthog right up to the longsword?

When your driving the final bit and you reach those big barrels park as close as you can and back away, place a frag nade underneath the car and quickly place a sticky one on the wheel then keep chucking grenades until it goes over then get in and drive to ur safety and ull notice that when you reach the ramp the warthog disappears. its cool try it.

  • 04.28.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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U say out loud " I am sofa king we tar did"

  • 04.28.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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when you put this site as your homepage and refresh it every 5 mins for the next Frankie update

[Edited on 4/28/2004 2:15:12 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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u say out loud:'" I am sofa king we tar did"

  • 04.28.2004 2:15 PM PDT

Ever since last year's E3 all you been doing is watching the halo 2 demo over and over

you listen to the halo music in your car

you start writing to bungie asking them when are they going to make a halo ceral

you change your first name to john

while having sex all you say is "oh cortana"

anyone that doesn't play halo everyday will be terminated

everyday for you is a halo holiday

you're already outside of eb games waiting for halo 2

when you start greeting people by saying halo instead of hello

when your little brother keeps on telling you it's over you've passed this game hundred's of time already can i play for the first time, and you say"i've a feeling where just getting started

when you see a huge person you shout HUNTERS!

you start talking like the grunts "grenade!"

  • 04.28.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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There is never "too" much Halo, but youk now you've played a lot when you can get on top of the Silent Cartographer level, and you've beaten legendary anough times to get bored of the ending.

  • 04.28.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: MuellersDeath
im not sure that was sarcastic, but if it isnt you should know melee attacking is the briliance of the game. I think we melee too much...as matter of fact i just might start a thread about melee's


Through heroic, i only kill grunts/jackals with melee attacks =)

  • 04.28.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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you know when you play too much halo when you can beat it w/out firing a bullet

  • 04.28.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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when you read this thread and think everyone is making fun of you

You know you play halo too much when you investagating a and punch through the guy's head to try to find the AI memory chip

  • 04.28.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones

You know youve played to much halo when at christmas time you make your own MASTER CHIEF wrapping paper.

Or,

You know youve played to much when you make your own Master Chief/Cortona cookie cutters.

Or.

You know youve played to much halo when you start doing mc stunts, like the comercials for ratchet and clank weapons, which are pretty funny.

  • 04.28.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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Now that is Hilarious lol ... dude listen up if any of yall have xbox live and are looking for a clan either on xbconnect or just for halo 2 send a friend request to either " ThE Reck3nor", "ThE Covenant", or " Helix X General" thank u and we'll be waiting for ppl like gnomefriend here.. latr

  • 04.28.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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Your grounded and you mumble and cry in a dark corner repeating Halo, Flood, Covenant oh my!!

[Edited on 4/28/2004 3:22:54 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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When you play Halo on legendary without DIEING ONCE!!!

  • 04.28.2004 3:25 PM PDT