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" what we will let'em have is a belly full a lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in. AM I RIGHT MARINES! >>>> SIR YES SIR!>>>>> HUH UH, DAMN RIGHT I AM!>>> NOW MOVE IT OUT DOUBLE TIME!>>>> FOR ALL YOU GREEN HORNS WHO WANTED TO SEE CONVENANT UPCLOSE, THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR LUCKY DAY" AND A OOH RAH TO ALL THE REAL MARINES IN THE WAR. EVOLVED MARINE CORE COMING AT YOU ALL IN HALO2. emcBrimstone signing out.

  • 04.28.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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- While playing against you in multiplayer, the best score your friends can get is a negative one.

  • 04.28.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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I'm guilty for alot of things that X HUNTER has on has in his list.
Posted by: X THUNDER
Ever since last year's E3 all you been doing is watching the halo 2 demo over and over

you listen to the halo music in your car

you start writing to bungie asking them when are they going to make a halo ceral

you change your first name to john

while having sex all you say is "oh cortana"

anyone that doesn't play halo everyday will be terminated

everyday for you is a halo holiday

you're already outside of eb games waiting for halo 2

when you start greeting people by saying halo instead of hello

when your little brother keeps on telling you it's over you've passed this game hundred's of time already can i play for the first time, and you say"i've a feeling where just getting started

when you see a huge person you shout HUNTERS!

you start talking like the grunts "grenade!"

Posted by: X THUNDER
Ever since last year's E3 all you been doing is watching the halo 2 demo over and over

you listen to the halo music in your car

you start writing to bungie asking them when are they going to make a halo ceral

you change your first name to john

while having sex all you say is "oh cortana"

anyone that doesn't play halo everyday will be terminated

everyday for you is a halo holiday

you're already outside of eb games waiting for halo 2

when you start greeting people by saying halo instead of hello

when your little brother keeps on telling you it's over you've passed this game hundred's of time already can i play for the first time, and you say"i've a feeling where just getting started

when you see a huge person you shout HUNTERS!

you start talking like the grunts "grenade!"

  • 04.28.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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its been 6 months since you've been killed in halo

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  • 04.28.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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You know... lol my friend and i are def a few of those things, lol i guess either that is pitiful or just funny. We always joke about how the Suit in ahlo and the guns will be invented soon for our military. LOL but the MARINES are so low funded they won't get that equipment until the yr 2550

  • 04.28.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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you try spelling halo out with your piss in the toilet

  • 04.28.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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you won't get up to leave the game, so you just -blam!- in your pants

  • 04.28.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when u have a melee fight with flood, sword elites, and sentinals!
NEVER SAY TOO MUCH OF HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.28.2004 3:54 PM PDT

you stand out in the streets with a sign that reads

please bungie help me ,i need halo 2 now its in the stores i can see it ,but no one else can see it,send the money to me with a dropship,also i need a new ride how bout a warthog,oh 1 more thing can i pre order halo 3 now.
halo 2 is mines hahahahahahahahah.

you make your own mastercard commericial

xbox system $149.99
xbox games $49.99
xbox live starter kit $69.99
seeing the look of playstation 2 and gamecube owners when halo 2 is released........ priceless
there's some things money can't buy for everything else there mastercard

  • 04.28.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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When u stick ur hand in a tuna cassarole hoping to pull out captain keyes chip.

  • 04.28.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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You've been locked away by your own free will to create a own Banshee
You kidnap young children, force them to watch Halo 24 hours a day in hopes of making your own SPARTAN army
You drool at the mention of Halo 2 *wipes mouth*
You drove your Hummer into a pool filled with frags hoping to pull off a Warthog Launch
You've needed a map to someplace, so you look up the Silent Cartographer in the yellow pages

  • 04.28.2004 4:44 PM PDT

you still can't kill your very first grunt ,ouch!

  • 04.28.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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when you refer to your xbox as its LAN reference name

  • 04.28.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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you melee midgets in the back

you start to attend church because of all the religous refrences

  • 04.28.2004 4:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nedus
Hey Beaver i actually do the friendly armless Flood thing.I make an army to serve as distractions for the Covies,or just to mess around.


Yea, i try to do this all the time, but eventually kill them by accident trying to kill the actual dangerous ones, lol.


Yea, me too, it's pretty funny, though when i play co-op, they eventually die through misconception. Also, another funny thing to do with them is blow of their head while their still alive, and then blow off their dangerous arm, then you have a headless one armed pet flood for company.

  • 04.28.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when you watch Alien and your finger wont stop twitiching.

  • 04.28.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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When you find that you havent seen natural daylight in almost 3 weeks.
When you instinctivly leap into the air every time you hear a lawnmower start up.
When you suffer withdrawal symptoms if you dont play more than 5 hours a day.

  • 04.28.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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When, you shoot your mom with an invisible gun because you mistook her for a Brute.

  • 04.28.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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Im guilty of talking like a grunt, no seriously. i talked to the principle like that after i got a detention for pretending to shot my freind with a shotgun.

The forum is freakin long, i might start another one.

>you cuss at your freinds in covie
>You cover a blue lightbulb with glue and chuck it at people.
> during a squirt gun fight you try to duel weild 2 supersoakers (guilty)
>you attack fireworks to model rockets and shoot them at puple cars and planes.
> you buy the halo action figures (guilty, i have a blue mc with fuel rod gun, pistol and AR, my little sister uses her lord of the rings action figures)
>you atcually read everything on this forum (guilty)
> you buy 2 copies of halo and halo 2 and put one in a safe (seriously considering)
> you offer your services to bungie (also seriously considering)
> you bribe your dad for his rifle and pistol (guilty)

  • 04.28.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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when u have a master chief tatoo and/or u bought a ranch and landscaped blood gulch

  • 04.28.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when you know every Campaign Glitch and how to use them with perfect.

You know you play too much Halo when you can kill 343 Guilty Spark (547 5.56mm MA5B rounds, 8 M19 SSM rockets, 47 M 90 cartridges and not a scratch).

When you can take out a wraith with a plasma pistol (no overcharging)

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  • 04.28.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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you get tired of killing people on multiplayer, so you decide to play the ever popular "catch the plasma grenade on your face."

  • 04.28.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tyrone
you get tired of killing people on multiplayer, so you decide to play the ever popular "catch the plasma grenade on your face."


I wrote a poem about plasma grenades in English Class today.

You know you play too much Halo when you write poems about it.

  • 04.28.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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When you win an all sniper match with only mele attacks

You start day dreaming in class, you look down at your paper and you just drew a battle scene in bloodgulch(happened)

You bought the sound track so you could watch the Halo 2 E3 video on the bonus disk over and over on your tv(me)

you spend over 10 hours downloading the E3 video with a dial up connection(also me)

you memorized every line in the first season of Red vs Blue(used to be me but i forgot)

you tried to hibernate until Halo 2 comes out

you commonly take out banshees with the sniper rifle

  • 04.28.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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You've watched the E3 demo so many times that it's burned into the retnas of your eyes.

You've thumbed through your HALO novels so many times that there's blood on the pages.

You traded in you're old XBOX & four games plus $32.00 so you could so you could get a Special Edition Green HALO XBOX!

You've planned to take a week of vacation to coincide with the release of HALO 2!

  • 04.28.2004 6:44 PM PDT