- NickLee808
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- Exalted Legendary Member
Ok, this post is getting waaaay too long. WE'RE ON THE 20TH PAGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I'll just contribute some more.
Blah blah blah if...
50.Every semi-truck that passes by looks like a ghost.
49.Grunts are starting to look sexy.
48.You think the elite proposed to your name when he killed you.
47.Your mom says "Betcha can't stick it".
46.Your teacher has four jaws.
45.You made a mod that eventually turned out to be the exact Halo 2 game and Bungie sues you.
44.You ate food off of your mom's nipple.
43.The bottom of your feet have tattoos that say "M.R.L."
42.You think the "M" egg was made as an invitation from Jaime Griesemer to his house.
41.You stand on the edge of the second floor of your balcony and hear "Siege of Madrigal" in your head.
40.You're taking crystal methamphetamine with Keye's pipe.
39.There's a tattoo on your chest that says "HELLO. MY NAME - KEYES"
38.You changed your birthdate to March 5th of 1969.
37.You see your face in the shotgun shells.
36.You go to church to confess your sins each time you killed a Grunt.
35.You gave Mendozza friends up in the trees in the beginning of "343 Guilty Spark".
34.You climbed a scorpion into the tower at Blood Gulch.
33.You play a LAN party with 4 TVs and 4 XBoxes all by yourself (oh, wait, I take that back. Sargeant Johnson, Captain Keyes, Sargeant Stacker, a gold elite with his 3 of his blue friends, 2 jackals, and 6 grunts have just come through the door to join your party. Guess you're not alone after all).
32.You wrote your initials on the pistol.
31.Your bed is now a cryotube.
30.Cortana tells you "What if we miss?", you say "I won't" and you jump out of the plane.
29.You have a gravity rifle.
28."Titanic" reminds you of the Maw.
27.Your active camo Master Chief figure disappears.
26.You take pictures of your classmate John and sell it on eBay as "Master Chief's real face".
25.You open up your XBox and see that your Halo CD's image has blended together and now it resembles Michael Jackson's face.
24.You sold your parent's house (and your dad's Rolls-Royce) so you can buy 16 suits from nightmarearmor to play with your friends in a 1:1 replica of Infinity.
23.You held your whole school at gunpoint so you can play the Halo soundtrack at your banquet.
22.You sleep with your head under crossed legs and arms.
21.You converted from your current religion to the Covanent.
20.You brought a shotgun to see the "Dawn of the Dead".
19.You told your teacher "You misspelled bungee. It's Bungie Miss" (I'm guessing if I hadn't said that, the rest of you would be spelling bungee, BUNGIE, wouldn't you?).
18.You think your girlfriend's genitals look like a ring-world (I'd prefer the mouth).
17.You run around with a skull smacking people in the back.
16.You raped Sheila the tank.
15.BOLL asks "How did you do that?".
14.You made a porno film out of your figurines.
13.You dubbed the entire Scarface movie with Halo dialogs.
12.Your controller has been contorted into a "Bop-It" toy.
11.You got "Telefragged" while talking to your friend on the phone.
10.You bought all 200,000 special edition Halo XBoxes.
9.You stole Pamela Anderson's implants so you can have enough "hydrostatic gel" in your nightmare armor suit.
8.You get excited when your friend says "It's too hot, let's hang out by the Shade".
7.You can snipe a banshee pilot in the head.
6.You think that after God created the universe in 6 days, he played Halo on his day of rest.
5.You killed your black teacher and expected him to come back alive.
4.The waste in your toilet look like the tower in Blood Gulch.
3.You get a stronger orgasm from the vibrations in your controller than that from your girlfriend's mouth.
2.You made a Halo timeline starting from the first Christmas because you think that was the day Halo was made.
and the number 1 reason to know you've been playing too much Halo is if...
1.Your name is NickLee808.