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When you get into fights over whether or not the Sniper rifle is .50 cal I won because I kept argueing for 10 minutes until my freinds left so by default I won and the sniper shell is 7.62 mm which it is.

  • 04.28.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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you stay on this web site and don't get off until morning.

  • 04.28.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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this just in:

you invented a cure for flood infection

on your death bed your last words are "Not again!"

you beat legendary without leaving any survivors

you go on killing sprees with a plasma pistle

you replaced the stickers on a rubics cube with Halo 2 screenshots so you actually have a reason to solve the damn thing

you own the complete line of halo t-shirts

you know the name and number of all the spartans

you did a search for halo on google and went to every web site

you are guilty of every thing listed in this thread and you still dont think you play enough Halo

  • 04.28.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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you count all the ideas that have been listed in this post(i tried but i gave up at onehundred and something)

  • 04.28.2004 7:07 PM PDT
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You can beat any level on legendary while eating pizza with one hand tied behind your back

  • 04.28.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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You humiliate your friends in multiplayer by using your feet for the controls (and you still win 50-0)

  • 04.28.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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A. the ROTC unit your in is dubbed the "UNSC" by fellow peers
B. Your room looks like a dropship cargo bay
C. You keep an assault rifle in your closet
D. You watch the E3 demo of Halo 2 that came w/the soundtrack 7 times a day
E. Your bed is a homemade cryo pod.

  • 04.28.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Dude sorry the sniper rifle is a 14.5mmx114mm (i think its a 114-its based off of the South African NTW-20)...hehehehe i guess i play too much. but really the book says it and if you look at the ammo boxes for the SR i think it says on there. The pistol shoots .50x40mm (it says 12.7mm but after the conversions, which i did, it comes out to .50). The LAAG is a .50 but its .50x99mm (which is ironic because its more than twice the size of the pistols round but it still takes more shots to kill with the LAAG). also, the AR is the one that shoots 7.62mmx51mm rounds along with the COAX on the M808B...wtf is wrong with me, mate.


You know you play to much when:
...you can recite the entire game on campaign on legendary in Basic Tech. Drawing.
...you create an after school club to help ppl beat the game on legendary.
...you made a movie useing a Halo LAN (RVB style) for your Health class.
...you sit and do what i just did up above.
...you have a LAN at your school to raise money for the American Cancer Society
...you make your gf play (i dont do that she loves the game tho)

[Edited on 4/28/2004 8:02:46 PM]

  • 04.28.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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When you call your teacher Sparky (guilty)
When you have nightmares about being Pvt.Jenkens when he is infected (guilty)
When you can Hunter "surf" (guilty)
When you are away from Halo you sing the songs(guilty(almost got in trouble in class))
When you can renact Grunt Dialogs (guilty and proud)
When you can fart to the halo sound track(definatly not guilty i would pass out halfway through but if any1 can plz record it and post it)
When you sign your name halofreak1991 or Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan# 117 Jhon
When you think your teacher is Covonant(slightly guilty she looked like an elite)
When you can fly ON a pelican(guilty but it is a long fall)
When all you talk about is Halo(lost many friends that way)
When you start recruting friends into the Army of Bungie(guilty)
When you can play the Library blind folded(guilty but fell alot of times(damn grenades))
When you can dance with flood that has a shotgun and you loose no life(guilty but dont kill with rkt launcher when dancing with one i did it once and i was very steamed at my foolisnness)
When you mod halo and host server Mega Mods with scrn name Daniel(Guilty msg me if u want custom mod or want 2 play)
When you can ride Sparky
When you can dance with an elite with sword and u r out of ammo(died a couple of times)
When you make copys of Halo outtakes and burn them 2 a CD(guilty but i dont sell or give away i just like to hear them my favorite is incoming vs. out going(my dad served in Veitnam))
When Bungie.net is your homepage(guilty)

  • 04.28.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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when you mom comes and offers you eye drops instead of chips to you and you friends while they play halo.

  • 04.28.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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u kno u play halo too much when the health meter is burned into ur tv screen so even when its off it looks like ur playin

  • 04.28.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: gnomefriend
when you read this thread and think everyone is making fun of you




hah i like that its good.

you know youre playing too much halo when you dont graduate high school because you sluffed every day and now you got it taken away and now you have to go to summer school... (not guilty... yet)

  • 04.28.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Your friends are arguing over who would win, batman or superman, and you come in saying the chief could pwn both of them put together.

  • 04.28.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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that would be pimpin to be a spartan on halloween! when u take off your pants and jacket and look at a picture of the master chief

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  • 04.28.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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thats on my things to do before I die. If im ever rich im buyin a spartan suite from nightmare armour

  • 04.28.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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When you invent a cryo tube and cryogenically freeze yourself until 2552 so you can fight alongside the MC against the covenant.

  • 04.28.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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1. You are trying to get a permit so you can have a gun in the back of your jeep.
2. You join the marines just to see ifyou get the cool armor when yer promoted to MasterChief
3. You designate a whole room of your house/apartment as the "HALO Room".
4. If you've beaten The Library on legendary three times in one day just bcuz your XBOX wouldnt save (gnomefriend :-)
5. You spend your free time in computer programming class looking at various halo forums for tips
6. You paint your TV green
7. You name one of your pets Cortana/Sarge/Echo/etc
8. You can get off the map on blood gulch more than 10 ways
more to come lol gr8 topic GNOMEFRIEND

  • 04.28.2004 8:56 PM PDT
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lololol... great list!!!!

  • 04.28.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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when you think that you can never play to much halo

  • 04.28.2004 9:18 PM PDT

Ok, this post is getting waaaay too long. WE'RE ON THE 20TH PAGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I'll just contribute some more.

Blah blah blah if...

50.Every semi-truck that passes by looks like a ghost.
49.Grunts are starting to look sexy.
48.You think the elite proposed to your name when he killed you.
47.Your mom says "Betcha can't stick it".
46.Your teacher has four jaws.
45.You made a mod that eventually turned out to be the exact Halo 2 game and Bungie sues you.
44.You ate food off of your mom's nipple.
43.The bottom of your feet have tattoos that say "M.R.L."
42.You think the "M" egg was made as an invitation from Jaime Griesemer to his house.
41.You stand on the edge of the second floor of your balcony and hear "Siege of Madrigal" in your head.
40.You're taking crystal methamphetamine with Keye's pipe.
39.There's a tattoo on your chest that says "HELLO. MY NAME - KEYES"
38.You changed your birthdate to March 5th of 1969.
37.You see your face in the shotgun shells.
36.You go to church to confess your sins each time you killed a Grunt.
35.You gave Mendozza friends up in the trees in the beginning of "343 Guilty Spark".
34.You climbed a scorpion into the tower at Blood Gulch.
33.You play a LAN party with 4 TVs and 4 XBoxes all by yourself (oh, wait, I take that back. Sargeant Johnson, Captain Keyes, Sargeant Stacker, a gold elite with his 3 of his blue friends, 2 jackals, and 6 grunts have just come through the door to join your party. Guess you're not alone after all).
32.You wrote your initials on the pistol.
31.Your bed is now a cryotube.
30.Cortana tells you "What if we miss?", you say "I won't" and you jump out of the plane.
29.You have a gravity rifle.
28."Titanic" reminds you of the Maw.
27.Your active camo Master Chief figure disappears.
26.You take pictures of your classmate John and sell it on eBay as "Master Chief's real face".
25.You open up your XBox and see that your Halo CD's image has blended together and now it resembles Michael Jackson's face.
24.You sold your parent's house (and your dad's Rolls-Royce) so you can buy 16 suits from nightmarearmor to play with your friends in a 1:1 replica of Infinity.
23.You held your whole school at gunpoint so you can play the Halo soundtrack at your banquet.
22.You sleep with your head under crossed legs and arms.
21.You converted from your current religion to the Covanent.
20.You brought a shotgun to see the "Dawn of the Dead".
19.You told your teacher "You misspelled bungee. It's Bungie Miss" (I'm guessing if I hadn't said that, the rest of you would be spelling bungee, BUNGIE, wouldn't you?).
18.You think your girlfriend's genitals look like a ring-world (I'd prefer the mouth).
17.You run around with a skull smacking people in the back.
16.You raped Sheila the tank.
15.BOLL asks "How did you do that?".
14.You made a porno film out of your figurines.
13.You dubbed the entire Scarface movie with Halo dialogs.
12.Your controller has been contorted into a "Bop-It" toy.
11.You got "Telefragged" while talking to your friend on the phone.
10.You bought all 200,000 special edition Halo XBoxes.
9.You stole Pamela Anderson's implants so you can have enough "hydrostatic gel" in your nightmare armor suit.
8.You get excited when your friend says "It's too hot, let's hang out by the Shade".
7.You can snipe a banshee pilot in the head.
6.You think that after God created the universe in 6 days, he played Halo on his day of rest.
5.You killed your black teacher and expected him to come back alive.
4.The waste in your toilet look like the tower in Blood Gulch.
3.You get a stronger orgasm from the vibrations in your controller than that from your girlfriend's mouth.
2.You made a Halo timeline starting from the first Christmas because you think that was the day Halo was made.

and the number 1 reason to know you've been playing too much Halo is if...

1.Your name is NickLee808.

  • 04.28.2004 10:36 PM PDT
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When you want nude pictures of the Bungie team

  • 04.28.2004 11:08 PM PDT
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you have accomplished more than half the stuff on this list

  • 04.29.2004 4:31 AM PDT
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When you have posted more than 5 fan fiction stories on H.B.O., you've been playing Halo too much. (guilty)

  • 04.29.2004 4:49 AM PDT
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Tried making the anti gravity genorator that the banshie has.(Guilty.....NOT!!)

  • 04.29.2004 5:31 AM PDT