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>you get up at 4 in the morning so you can play halo before school

>you hit someone in the back during a paintball game

>you look for halo posters over the net (guilty)

> you -blam!- to halo (not guilty)

> you got bored with the game (so fusking unlikly) you watch the demos.

> ps. where could i download red. vs blue shows

  • 04.29.2004 5:36 AM PDT
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you know you play to much halo when you glue cardboard wings to your moms mini van and call it the pelican.

  • 04.29.2004 5:53 AM PDT
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When you beat your mate 10-0 using one hand...and your tongue (Guilty).

  • 04.29.2004 6:11 AM PDT
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...when you super-impose an Elite over Jar-Jar in Episode I, because you'd much rather hear 'wort-wort' for 2 hours.

  • 04.29.2004 6:52 AM PDT
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lol!

  • 04.29.2004 6:55 AM PDT
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-You start calling lag in paintballing.

-it is no longer an accomplishment to get a killtacular, but you start counting how many in a row.

[Edited on 4/29/2004 7:06:39 AM]

  • 04.29.2004 7:01 AM PDT
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>When you sign up on bungie.net.

[Edited on 4/29/2004 7:53:46 AM]

  • 04.29.2004 7:39 AM PDT
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your mother dies and you stay home and play Halo instaed of going to the funeral

  • 04.29.2004 8:31 AM PDT
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you sit in ur bed in da morning and wait for it to say, "Press X to exit bed"

  • 04.29.2004 8:43 AM PDT
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you join NASA to try to build the Pillar of Autumn

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you ask the president at a press confrence if he wants to play u on blood gulch

  • 04.29.2004 8:49 AM PDT
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kick ass motto whet ever hell number ur at when you get so mad that u died that you start to bite the controller
Posted by: Mast3r Chief
Come on people think of something.

  • 04.29.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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when you wake up in the morning and visit bungie.net, and add on to this list
when you start hearing the shield bleep in you sleep
if you start seeing yellow flashes when you're hit
you meorized each qoute for each level
if you're alrm clock is guilty spark, and wakes you up by repeatedly repeating he's a genius

  • 04.29.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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when u try to rescue hostages thinking that ur shields will recharge when shot

  • 04.29.2004 8:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sanguinarius
You know you play Halo too much when your eyes start to bleed, and you don't care. You go to a church with the name "Covenant" in it, just to keep an eye on the congregation. You look down the scope of a rifle, and wonder why the reticle doesn't turn red when you look at the paper target. You load a real shotgun with twelve shells, and are surprised when the barrel explodes. You look at small children, and think they're grunts. You refuse to eat onions because they look like infection forms.


No offence but you have issues, big big issues. Crazy mo fo ;}

  • 04.29.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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you kill the bungie team thinking that they will respawn

  • 04.29.2004 8:57 AM PDT
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you secretely make up your own coupons for Halo2

  • 04.29.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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you can beat the the whole Maw by running

  • 04.29.2004 9:01 AM PDT
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I've never actually done those things you quoted, Nefron. I just let my strange sense of humor go on that one. Though ya gotta admit, those onions...

  • 04.29.2004 9:02 AM PDT
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Crap, I've got another one. When you play 2 on 5 assault CTF, and you and your friend keep the other five from scoring even once for two hours, you've been playing Halo too much. (guilty)

  • 04.29.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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you constantly look for ripples in the air thinking that there is sombody in the room with u

  • 04.29.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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Lol. Nice one. Although, that could also be a sign that you watch the Predator movies too much...

  • 04.29.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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1.)you created halo monopoly.
2.)your friends kill their selves because u talk about halo so much.
3.)You shoot crystals at people thinking that they will stick on contact and explode.
4.)when you design a DVD of HALo
5.)when your green controller is ur best friend
6.)When you are sent to a mental institution because you refer to yourself as MAster Chief.
7.)when you go hunting at night and try to activate the nightvision on ur scope.
8.)You tell ur friends that u destroyed halo single handley.
9.)You break into the huble telescope trying to find Reach
10.)You meet the Bungie Team and quickly bow down.
11.) You kill your friend over an argument about the forerunners being human.
12.) When you refuse to believe that the halo books are not the best selling.
13.)you think u can go sky diving without a parachute.

  • 04.29.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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you shoot someone in the head with a pistol, wonder why they dont flash, and why they fall over

  • 04.29.2004 9:40 AM PDT
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u start worshiping the bungie team

  • 04.29.2004 9:43 AM PDT