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when u kill the marines just to hear their death cries

  • 04.29.2004 9:45 AM PDT
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You are mad at friends who steal Halo forum ideas
After killing all your friends and then having one of them kill you, you expect to respawn
You enlist in Bungies army and try to conquer the world for them

  • 04.29.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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u connect 4 xboxes together so u can play 16 players byurself

  • 04.29.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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You argue over who took whos Halo Forum idea

  • 04.29.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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Arent you getting bored of this topic?

  • 04.29.2004 9:57 AM PDT
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You know that you have done most of these posts

  • 04.29.2004 9:58 AM PDT
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you wonder how master chief has sex with his armor

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when yuo give your friend Halo as a wedding gift

  • 04.29.2004 10:04 AM PDT
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When you read every post on this forumn (guilty)

When you dream about playing halo 2 and you wake up becuase your dream self realized it was too good to be true (guilty, happened 4 times)

When you go to multiple halo sites twice a day for two years and counting with the hope of finding a new Halo 2 detail (guilty)

When your teacher asks what you want to be when you grow up and you say Master Chief (guilty)

When for science class your teacher wants you to sing a song about a disease and you play On A Pale Horse and sing about being infected by the flood (guilty)

When your xbox breaks and you try to play halo on your Gamecube

When you compare military tanks and humvees to scorpian's and warthogs(guilty)

When you mod your paintball gun to be a exact replica of the MA-B5 assult rifle

When you read Fall of reach 5 times ,the flood twice,and First strike 3 times (guilty)

When you do a book report on The Fall of Reach (Guilty, twice)

When you buy a computer becuase your old one could'nt handle halo pc evn though you had a verson on the xbox

  • 04.29.2004 10:11 AM PDT
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hey, I no im stuped you know there are like four Spartan-117's

  • 04.29.2004 10:14 AM PDT
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When you do a English Porfolio on Halo 2 even though it still hasn't come out.

  • 04.29.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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No Way this is a good topic.

Spring Break you don't sleep you just play Halo for the whole week (Guilty)

  • 04.29.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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Playing the game drunk off your a$$ but manige to beat the game on Halo.(quilty)

  • 04.29.2004 10:20 AM PDT
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When you plan on entering the "Going No Where Fast" competition (HECK YEA!)

  • 04.29.2004 10:38 AM PDT
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You shoot Keyes in the head on Pillar of Autumn, solely so that you can fight the uber-hard marines because everything else is too easy.

  • 04.29.2004 10:39 AM PDT
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You yell "WORT WORT WORT!" when spotting an opponent in Unreal Tournament.

You instinctively shield yourself when mentioning UT, or any FPS that Bungie didn't make.

You pile firecrackers under your buddy's pickup in a feeble attempt to launch it over his garage.

You have a Bungie "Carnage Zone" sign on your apartment door.

You shy away from anything that emits blue light.

You've committed the entire first season of RvB to memory.

You mumble to yourself like 343GS while taking standardized tests.

You drive by standing on top of your car and pointing in the direction you want to go.

The human skull in your high school biology lab qualifies as "sporting equipment."

You're not intimidated by a guy twice your size, as long as you can find that orange spot on his back.

  • 04.29.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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- u had renamed all of the covies (i call hunters Chunklords)
- a strong blast of heat will come out after u hit the eject button
- u had successfully fliped a wraith, killed the covie inside, fliped it back, only to realize that u cant drive it (i did that)
- u wake up every day thinking covies will strike any minute
- if covies actually did exist and did attack Earth, u would be found playing halo still
- u made a movie about halo, using random people as covies (there are more random people than ther are friends and eneimies)
- when a flood warning shows, u seal urself inside ur house, then realizing u cant get halo 2 unless u go outside
- u made a fully-detailed walkthrough for halo
- u believe that Boo Radley (the guy who keeps himself inside his house in To Kill a Mockingbird) stays inside only to play halo
- u raid a local sports store and steal all of the blue tenis balls
- u raided an amory cause u believe the covies would strike
- u have related ur life to halo
- u have shot people who bought Killzone
- u made a new religon that consist of nothing but halo
- u wish u were MC
- u jump out of a plane to try to land on top of another plane to act out the beginning of halo 2
- u paid a 5 year old girl to yell like a grunt while shooting her w/ ur paintball gun
- u read the entire thread so far
- u reading what i wrote



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  • 04.29.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Genomaxi Raven
Playing the game drunk off your a$$ but manige to beat the game on Halo.(quilty)

Judging by this post, that must only have been a few minutes before...

  • 04.29.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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You think you're being really clever when you refer to your all-night Halo sessions as "Marathons."

When asked to name your favorite musician, you have trouble deciding between Marty O'Donnell and Mike Salvatori.

You've been known to spend hours extolling the virtues of corpse-humping, both for intimidation and personal fulfillment.

After sex, your girlfriend rolls over and asks you, "who's Cortana?"

"That's not the kitchen, it's the Control Room, dammit!"

When the fire department comes to pry you out of your freezer, you refuse to cooperate, claiming that Keyes hasn't given the order for battle stations.

  • 04.29.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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In my halo iu am called Lt.Hell. because i rock at halo thy call me LT ot luitenant

  • 04.29.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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you break a covenant (bad pun)

  • 04.29.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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This is getting really old, i like coming on to the bungie website and seing there is a new hottest fourm. But not anymore always this one, someone please put a stop to this.

  • 04.29.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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when you keep a pistol under your pillow

when your 7 friends come over you yell CTF!!!

when you change your name to Master Chief

when your friends suggest that you two go give plasma you stick one on his back

when your only fear is of the power going out so you cant play

when you mount a machine gun to the bacl of your jeep

  • 04.29.2004 12:50 PM PDT
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Gnomefriend, I play Eb Alto sax

  • 04.29.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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You see the HUD for halo when you close your eyes.
This seriously has happend to me.
I love this game.......
ive accomplished # 1, 5, 10, 14, 15, 21, 24, 25

  • 04.29.2004 1:37 PM PDT