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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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you hire a group of monks to sing the main theme

  • 04.29.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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Grunts well they ryme with the nick name
jackles are shield hoes
elits are synthasisors
hunters are porkies
spider flood are ants
human infested flood are Tyrone BIggums
big flood are Rick James
carring flood are Claymores

yes I know too much Halo, too bad there is no such thing...

  • 04.29.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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If you don't know Tyronne Biggums or RIck James watch Chepple's show

  • 04.29.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: gnomefriend
you know how to kill the moniter


Can you actually kill the moniter?
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more ideas:
when you spray paint orange spots on people back then bb-gun them
when you build a 10 player mastercheif pyramid in bg and make the top player a sniper
when you meet some twins and yell "he's everywhere!!"
when you walk very slowly so as not to be caught on radar
when you get surprised by someone you call them a screen watcher (even when you're not playing halo)
when you can give yourself fall damage from rocket+grenade jumping
when you know how to throw 2 grenades so as to launch one around a corner
when you look for the origin or the trails of smoke behind planes to find the sniper
when you snipe flood while sentinelsurfing
when you find yourself recognizing patches of water when you go wandering offshore in TSC
when coat tennis balls in nitro glycerin and repeatadly lob them across the street
when own 3 PCs just to have lan parties
when you have mastercheif pj's

theres gotta be way more...c'mon people

  • 04.29.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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dont think so..me and my friend have tried..plenty of times....wonder what the hell hes made of...

  • 04.29.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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no, i dont think u can kill the monitor, but heres some too much halo stuff:
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when you go to the mall with a shotgun just in case...
when you have three tvs and xboxes and 3 gamertags so that when Halo 2 comes out, you can play in three rooms at once
when you hear explosions and gunshots when you try to go to bed(this sometimes happens to me!)
when you get hurt and look around for a health pack
when you attach a toy machine gun to the back of ur hummer
when you go to EB GAMES and get a case full of halos to give out as party favors
when you put halo in ur xbox and sit at the main menu to listen to the music
when youve memorized all the dialog and can recite all of the cut-scenes at whim
when you do an english project on the parts of speech and use halo for it (guilty)
when you do another english project for a futuristic newspaper and use the Master chief defeating the flood as a main article(guilty)

[Edited on 4/29/2004 2:37:57 PM]

  • 04.29.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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You sell all your games except Halo to buy a telescope with plans to check out the rings around Saturn. Just in case.

  • 04.29.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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when you write "stopped covenant armada on halo ring" in your resume

  • 04.29.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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you've read all the books in two days then used the second as a strategy guide can read and write covenant and forerunner and have memorized all books to the word.

  • 04.29.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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When you burn a new DVD of RedvsBlue each time they release a new episode.

  • 04.29.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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There is a way to kill the monitor, if you've beatan the game you know how.

> you ask to even be as low as a janitor if it still means working for bungie (considedring)

> you ask to create a halo motion picture. (trying)

> you buy a grunty thirst t shirt and wear it to the prom (might)

You MASTER_Bate to halo

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  • 04.29.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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you know you play halo too much when........you check the bungie web-site 5 times a day, just incase there is a new halo 2 screenshot
you can recite the marines words as they happen......
you refuse to speak to your friends unless they either a) refer to you as 'a spartan' or b) pretent that the world is being invaded by the covanant
get thrown out of school for 'trying to save earth's future by eliminating the enemy'

  • 04.29.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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Hey I ckeck the site like 6 or 7 times a day.

  • 04.29.2004 3:07 PM PDT

Q. What do you get when you add 1 man, 1 car, and 1 rocket built for a jet?

A. A black smudge on the side of a cliff.

You know you've played to much halo when you buy a $3,000 suit from Nightmare Armor and make a real working rocket lancher just for a LAN party.

  • 04.29.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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U know u play halo too much when......

Halo is no longer a game, but yet a religion.

Posted by: grit
lol

  • 04.29.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Wait it's infection flood, fighter flood and carrier flood! (ignore me I've been playing Halo too long).

  • 04.29.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: cjassassin
you've read all the books in two days then used the second as a strategy guide can read and write covenant and forerunner and have memorized all books to the word.


whats so wrong with that!?

  • 04.29.2004 3:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: b00m_headshot
They didn't tell us what it was it could have been anything. Frankie gets scared easy incase you didn't know.

-BH-

Been here 6 years, been blacklisted 6 times, that's why I'm not Mythic.

U are afraid to go to bed because u think the covenant are goin to take over earth.
When u memorize the layout of every level.

  • 04.29.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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You know you've played too much halo when you reach to your back for an S2-AM to pick off a jogger 300 yards out.

  • 04.29.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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Each time you go to the library, when you open doors to the closet, secret bookcase etc. , you always are afraid of opening a door that releases a new meat eating species.

When you join the army and try to inlist in the UNSC.

You stand on the sides of streets, with signs that say, THE END IS NEAR, THE COVENANT ARE COMING!

  • 04.29.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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You know you've played too much halo when you kick someones ass for withholding information about the platoon of Covenant that just ran behind the couch.

  • 04.29.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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You're sure that your scale model of a hunter will scare off would be burglers.

  • 04.29.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: X Sonic
U know u play halo too much when......

Halo is no longer a game, but yet a religion.

Posted by: grit
lol

Amen to that

  • 04.29.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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I've done that before I'm a Grunt torturer I specialize in terrifying thoughs little buggers to no end and when the time comes (when the cat and mouse game loses its excitement) I run up and melee all 9 something of them to death.

-When you get so good at playing you defy the running and gunning and use strategy to beat Halo (guilty).

-When while in stealth mode you can melee 12 grunts, 7 Jackels, and 3 Elites then when the camo-generator is wearing off you can get just the right angle and stick a plasma grenade to another grunt and kill 2 more covee's nearby it (guilty, once).

-You don't kill a Wraith with anything but a pistol (guilty).

  • 04.29.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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When you throw your B*ng at someone like a plasma grenade.

  • 04.29.2004 4:11 PM PDT