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Subject: You know you play halo to much when...
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when you close your eyes and still see the sniper crosshairs,

when you have to poop really bad,

when your x-box melts down.


ill think of more, give me a sec

  • 04.29.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Here be da deal...

FIRST, THERE IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCH THING AS TOOOOOO MUUUCH H, H, H, HH, HALO!

SECOND, Why do u even OWN Halo if you believe dat dere is such thing as TOO MUCH Halo?

THIRD, Why even bother getting an XBOX if the is too much halo?

LASTLY, if you think there is too much halo, TAKE THE DILDO OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!!!

  • 04.29.2004 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Helba
I've done that before I'm a Grunt torturer I specialize in terrifying thoughs little buggers to no end and when the time comes (when the cat and mouse game loses its excitement) I run up and melee all 9 something of them to death.

-When you get so good at playing you defy the running and gunning and use strategy to beat Halo (guilty).

-When while in stealth mode you can melee 12 grunts, 7 Jackels, and 3 Elites then when the camo-generator is wearing off you can get just the right angle and stick a plasma grenade to another grunt and kill 2 more covee's nearby it (guilty, once).

-You don't kill a Wraith with anything but a pistol (guilty).

I killed about 20 grunts and two elites using melee attacks without active camo(the grunts were sleeping though).

one more idea:

you translated all the elite speak by recording it and playing it backwards(guilty)

"wellyih psstum whip yeaelp hia"

  • 04.29.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Tz
A.K.A JAY-NUTZ

LEGENDARY IS challenging for some ... but ... I AM NOT LEGENDARY ... I AM A MYTH!!!

OH $H!T!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE... that butt -blam!- elites, escpecially Gold Sword Elites after ther dead! LOL. anyways, im obsessed so called. just wanted to say that. LOL. oh and Legendary is not challenging for me anymor, and its sad... but ive beat Halo from Normal-Heroric-Legendary everyday on spring break... LOL its depressing after awile, cause no one could play against you without being slaughter...especially three on one, and your the ONE.



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  • 04.29.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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* You start throwing frags into your next door neihbours climate control exaust vents cause its too loud

* You start replying to the female voice in your head and try to prove to your friends she is real by screaming "Cortana, show us your pink bits".

* You wonder what kind of child "Sarge" and the hugging "Covie" would concieve if they were to survive the blast of the P.O.A.

[Edited on 4/29/2004 8:48:08 PM]

  • 04.29.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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You read this and add something of your own.

  • 04.29.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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you know you play halo to much when the cursor hasnt moved off legendary in over 8 months

  • 04.29.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when you buy a Hummer, purchase a super soaker on a tripod to place in the back, and waste a bunch of money on modifying it to look exactly like a warthog.

  • 04.29.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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-You and your friends are in the hospital because you got mad at each other after losing so got into a wussy fight(cause were nerds) to see who is the best.
-Your so good that at a LAN party you spend most of the time picking teams but in the end your still with the same people.
-In your foreign laguage class all you speak is covenant.
-Your as paranoid as a grunt
-When your hear about flash floods you get your shotgun out.
-You make a Football game with your friends a pasma granade as the ball.
-You have played more halo than you have slept sense it came out.
-You can take out a sniper with an AR on the far side of the level
-You can only melee attack while everyone else uses a gun and you still win 50 to 0
-You bought all the halo toys so you could re-enact Halo.
-The inside of your house looks like a the interior of a covenat ship.
-You have a costume of master chief and dress in it every day but Halloween.
-you can power your xbox and tv with a bike generator just in case the power goes out.
-Your can beat legenday on single player blind-folded.
-The last time you saw the sun was when you were returning home after purchasing halo.
-Your fingers twitch uncontrollably.
-You can transport a warthog form one base to the other without having it touch the ground by yourself.
-The only thing better than halo is the thought of halo 2

  • 04.29.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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You know you play too much halo when you beat The Library 20 times in one night just to hear Cortana in the 2 betrayals cutscene.

When you're playing halo and you rest your eyes, fall asleep, and all of the sudden it's 5 in the morning and you think the Forerunners abducted you and planted a chip in your brain and sent you back down

When you play Halo just to drive the warthog around

when you make your own custom T shirt that says "Betcha Can't Stick It"

When you make your own Custom T shirt that had the matrix green letters going down in and it says The Halo Has You

When you hire ex navy seals as bodyguards because you think the Covenant are coming at night.

When you modify your wristwatch to be a motion tracker

When you go to the library in your school and hollow out a giant dictionary and put an xbox inside so you can play Halo in school and look like you're studying.

When the cops come to your house with a search warrant and you trap them in your room and get them hooked on Halo.

When you think that Halo really happened and halo 2 has been delayed so much that its all a government conspiracy to catch us offguard when the covenant invade

When you finally figure out the whole Halo plot and to keep it from getting out Bungie puts you on the Halo 2 team.

This is taking away from my valuable HALO TIME! GRRRR

  • 04.29.2004 11:02 PM PDT
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you know you play too much Halo when:

you have the maps to every level in halo in your glove compartment but you dont have the maps to the city you live in!

  • 04.29.2004 11:48 PM PDT
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How about if your son calls you master chief. I get that some times hehe

  • 04.30.2004 12:20 AM PDT
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You wake up in the morning, realize that your HUD is gone, and say "Dang! Now how do I tell how many grenades I have?"

  • 04.30.2004 12:48 AM PDT
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This actually happens, you can't imagine the panic it causes.

  • 04.30.2004 12:51 AM PDT
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You drive to a remote country cabin through tornados, blizzards, and floods. Just to play Halo.

  • 04.30.2004 1:01 AM PDT
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You produce, direct and star in a television sitcom called "Meet The Chiefs", starring a an All-Chief cast (Father Chief, Mother Chief, Baby Chief, Angsty Teenager Chief, etc,) and Cortana is the house maid (or wife - or both)

Oh the titles you can come up with:
"The Family Chief".
"Accidental Chief".
"Chiefs Cooking Class - For The Most Cookery-Challenged Private" hosted by a -blam!- Chief with a lithp.
Or go for the old, faithful last name look "Chief".


[Edited on 4/30/2004 1:34:54 AM]

  • 04.30.2004 1:33 AM PDT
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When you keep playing Halo and you think its a true story and get out your telescope in search for the Halo ring and more Pillars of Autumn

  • 04.30.2004 1:44 AM PDT
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you hold Halo in such a high honor that you dont actually play the game(yes thats right) but instead you have the game case, manual, and disc framed and have them put up on your wall, but then its compltely fine to buy another copy if you cant live without the game, and this thread is obvious of that

  • 04.30.2004 2:05 AM PDT
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You can never have to much Halo, but it does become annoying when your day job gets in the way of your playing.

  • 04.30.2004 4:00 AM PDT
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I got a few may not be that funny though

After playing Halo for hours and every time you blink you see the little red circle telling you you’ve got an enemy in your sight

You see a strange line running through the sun and think that all this time you’ve really been on halo

When you accidentally shoot some poor child dressed as an Elite for Halloween

When you shout orders at the marines in single player and expect them to follow them and threaten them with a smack in the face with the butt of you gun when they don’t

When you steal all the flags from the local embassy and bring them to your house expecting a voice to say “blue team/red team scores”

When you want one of those nifty plasma swords for your birthday

  • 04.30.2004 5:02 AM PDT
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u always feel naked becaus u never have MJOLNIR ARMOR on

  • 04.30.2004 6:14 AM PDT
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A disco ball lights up a you start yelling " It a ambush, they're all around us" my friend ryan tolled me this one.:)

  • 04.30.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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when you dream that the realese date has been moved to june 5
when the health nad ammo bars are burned into you tv

  • 04.30.2004 11:49 AM PDT
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You know you play too much HALO when...

-Your name is in the OFFICIAL HALO PC strategy guide (VERY GUILTY) [I am the only one from Hawaii in that book] {want proof, look within the first 20 pages of the official PC strategy guide, look for THE ONE THAT HAS A WEAPON COMBO TABLE ^_^}

XBL SN... CHRONOBOMB

AIM SN... COHRONOBOMB

I WANT HALO 2 NOW!!!1
Thonking about getting the HALO X-Box... hehe...

  • 04.30.2004 12:08 PM PDT