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You shoot fat people expecting them to blow up! (flood carrier)

You declare war on all Half-Life fans because Halo is 'obviously' better...

Whenever you see a Pelican you try and get into it....every time you see a Warthog you try and mount it!

You endlessly debate the physical practicalities of Plasma Grenades and why they don't stick to the MC's/Elites'/Grunts' hand whilst throwing one.

While rushing somewhere you keep shouting 'Quit making love, Move, Move, Move!'

You practice your Steve Irwin impression while killing the Flood.

You constantly hum 343 Guilty Spark's crazy song and think it's the best piece of music ever!

You drive your Jeep (with your family inside if it) down the beach and underwater expecting the car to keep going and your family to not die of asphyxiation.

You tell your boss that your late for work because your slipstream drive wouldn't start.

You scan multiple webpages trying to find out the name of the Slipstream drive so that you can put in the previous joke (guilty-just now-DOH!)

You scan multiple webpages trying to find detailed schematic diagrams of Pelicans, Scorpians and Earth Ships and then curse the world when none appear (very, very guilty).

Last but not least:

When you feel very guilty for something you say 'Well at least I'm not as guilty as 343 Guilty Spark' to ease the pain!

  • 05.06.2004 7:49 AM PDT
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You know you play to much when looking at colleges you ask if they have a Halo club.

  • 05.06.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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1. You have speacially made T shirts that have HALO on the front and Master Chief aka "Screen name" on the back. and all 16 people that show up for the weekly LAN, "Halo fest" bring there shirts.
1. You digitaly recreate a song to become a halo theme song so you can replay it over and over again at "Halo Fest."
2. When you have a "Halo Fest" and a game of blood gulch CTF, goes for 28 hours and still no team wins.......and you pass out driving home from war fatigue, you still hear the gun shots, you can see blue master chiefs running around the road.
3. when your beatiful blonde girlfirend comes home and say's, "lets go upstaires," wink wink..... but you shrug and continue to play halo, then two weeks later she takes your precious halo and burns it. then you start to screem. PRECIOUS....MY PRECIOUS...STUPID BLONDES....THEY TRICKSS US.

  • 05.06.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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You know you play halo to much when you don't have time for your wife.
You love your xbox more than your lover.
When your eye sockets are stuck to the tv screen and you have to get eye surgery because you start to loose your vison,and you must get surgery in order to play your PRECIOUS HALO AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. You have speacially made T shirts that have HALO on the front and Master Chief aka "Screen name" on the back. and all 16 people that show up for the weekly LAN, "Halo fest" bring there shirts.
1. You digitaly recreate a song to become a halo theme song so you can replay it over and over again at "Halo Fest."
2. When you have a "Halo Fest" and a game of blood gulch CTF, goes for 28 hours and still no team wins.......and you pass out driving home from war fatigue, you still hear the gun shots, you can see blue master chiefs running around the road.
3. when your beatiful blonde girlfirend comes home and say's, "lets go upstaires," wink wink..... but you shrug and continue to play halo, then two weeks later she takes your precious halo and burns it. then you start to screem. PRECIOUS....MY PRECIOUS...STUPID BLONDES....THEY TRICKSS US.

  • 05.06.2004 4:13 PM PDT