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The engagement ring you gave your wife was an exact replica of the ring world Installation 04 (Halo).

  • 04.24.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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when you buy a monkey

  • 04.24.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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When you declare that Halo is a documentary from the future that will come true.
When you look at the mirror and see the Chief instead of you
When you can see the pistol HUD while playing in paintball with a pistol(happened for me once)
When you see the MA5B HUD while using a noraml AR-15 at the target range.(happened)
When you think you saw a Grunt on CNN(Happened)
When you pretend to have "Spartan time"
When your adrenaline spikes by seeing the word Elite on a car floor mat
When your adrenaline spikes when seeing a church labeled, " Church of the Covenant "
When you accidently plan to blow that church up because you think it is a Covenant listening post.

  • 04.24.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: halo1234321
when you buy a monkey

and call master chief

  • 04.24.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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you are too stupid to spell too and to

  • 04.24.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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when decide to kill your self thinking you could regenerate

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Posted by: Servano
you are too stupid to spell too and to

what are you a grammar teacher? hahahaha

  • 04.24.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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You get mad when someone points out that you can only play Halo 24 hours of every day.

  • 04.24.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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you imagine that your master chief crying cause your not

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Posted by: halo1234321
what are you a grammar teacher? hahahaha


No, I am an ESL teacher. (English as a Secondary lang.)

And I was just adding my joke...

[Edited on 4/24/2004 6:44:06 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Servano
Posted by: halo1234321
what are you a grammar teacher? hahahaha


No, I am an ESL teacher. (English as a Secondard lang.)

And I was just adding my joke...

oh OK

  • 04.24.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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When you try to press X at the scene of a car crash.

  • 04.24.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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When you hit a guy in the back of the head for cutting in front of you on the way to the subway...

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You lock your keys in your car and smash the window with the butt of your pistol.
You throw green tennis balls at hummers thinking they're chasing you.
You walk into buildings looking left and right before going in.
You excessivly clean your Halo disc making sure it doesn't skip while playing.
You make sure before you leave for a LAN that the Halo disc is inserted.
You think bigger people are hunters and you try to find an orange spot on them.
You walk out a door expecting to be teleported to the location of the end-teleport.

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your controler blows up

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you'v owned an xbox for over 2 year and the cd drive has only been opened once and that was to insert halo

  • 04.24.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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come on people theres gotta be more, don't let this thread die

  • 04.24.2004 9:14 PM PDT

R.I.P Steve Irwin...you will be missed

Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

Join Date - 4/19/2004

you know you play to much when u try to get ur grandpa to play multiplayer, ur friends take and hide halo so u can stop playin it, when ur talkin to girls u accidently call them cortana, u call ur principal captain keyes,and u imagin all the screaming kindergardeners,and 1st graders as retreating grunts

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Lol @ GnomeFriend's battery operated xbox for power outages - My friend and I set up a generator so we could play Halo while the power was off, kept us going for the fours there was no power...

- when you and your friends act out RvB episodes in Blood Gulch
- when you install an Xbox in every room of your house equiped with Halo
- when you install an Xbox in your car
- when you install an Xbox in you office/school desk
- when you plan your holiday on Reach
- when you misspell that holiday "Haloday" (I almost did)
- when you wait in your car for pedestrians to man the passenger and gunners postions

keep the ideas flowing...


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you get home after a lan party and play more halo!

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When you get 15 years in college to invent slipspace and cryo sleeping

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You play 2 on 5 team lives, because you and your partner are to good!

You go garbage picking to find tv's to put in the basment for lan party's!

You lose your voice after all lan parties!

you learn to write left handed to save your trigger finger for the big game!

you own 16 games and play halo 10 times as much as all the other games combined!

you stare at halo two screen shots for hours hoping to spot a new detail!

you play halo for money!

You take the fact that your birthday is 11/15/86, as an omen that you are too be the halo master!(yes that's me)

you can go into the enemy base and kill 7 people with the shotgun, steal the flag and run over the last guy on your way out.

You find yourself sticking people in multiplayer for fun.

you have played a melee only game.

you wonder how the mc takes and dump in that suit.

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when you go to a bungie LAN party and play with 15 of bungies best employees who know Halo the best and play you vs all 15 and win by melee only when hey have guns.

  • 04.24.2004 10:29 PM PDT
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You snipe so much that you have the sniper zoom burned into your head.
You get a top-loading shotgun so you can act out Halo more realistically.
You kill others so much that they start to call you by the name of your MC.
You memorize all respawn points.
You expect Halo 2's name to be spelled Halo backwards (Olah).
You talk to the guy in the sky telling him you had a double kill when it didn't give you one.
You say TRIPLE KILL with the guy in the sky.
You go ape when you don't get a killtacular and you could've.
You throw 2 plasma's in the air in the same spot to "watch the fireworks."
You call Walmart and ask for "N00b Juice" and "N00b cookies" so you can get better and they deny having any. (I know they do....grrrr)
You pretend you found a Halo cheat by getting out your paintball gun and shooting the T.V. and saying you turned on paintball mode.
You dream about Halo and Halo 2.
You get pissed at your friend and tell him no more Halo because he doesn't own an Xbox.
You type over 1100 characters into a pointless thread to pass the time before any LANs and Halo 2 so you don't get bored.

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  • 04.24.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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When you went to the World Tennis Match and jumped in the arena to save the players from the "plasma grenade"

  • 04.24.2004 10:34 PM PDT