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Subject: I Think It's Time GreenChief Made a Game...
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Here are the rules:

1. I kill whoever I want, whenever I want, however I want.

2. I can't be killed or injured in any way.

3. I always win.


Here are the available characters:

Chinese soldiers(5 available)
Old men with guns(2 available)
Hot chick(2 available)
Ex-Con with a big heart(0 available)
Al Quaeda terrorists(3 available)
Small child with high hopes(1 available)
Comic relief token black guy(0 abailable)


Here is the setting:

Al Quaeda is planning to destroy a ... Chuck E. Chesse's in south L.A. with the help of the Chinese soldiers.

Everyone besides the terrorists and soldiers must try to stop the terrorists and soldiers from blowing up the Chuck E. Cheese's.

After everyone fails, the last remaining hot chick comes to me to save the day. Simple, yes?

Let the games begin!



Note: Yes, this is a joke. But feel free to play, anyways.

[Edited on 7/14/2004 10:08:20 AM]

  • 07.14.2004 9:52 AM PDT
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im the Ex-Con with a big heart

  • 07.14.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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w00t!

  • 07.14.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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Can I be an old dude w/ a gun? Can it be a SPNKR?

[Edited on 7/14/2004 10:00:25 AM]

  • 07.14.2004 10:00 AM PDT
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No. You have a choice between 20 guage shotgun, 32 30, or a pellet gun with rock salt.

  • 07.14.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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rock salt rock salt ROCK SALT

  • 07.14.2004 10:05 AM PDT
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I wanna be the black guy!

  • 07.14.2004 10:06 AM PDT
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Fine. Black guy taken.

  • 07.14.2004 10:07 AM PDT
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Can it be a semi auto 20 gauge shotgun?

  • 07.14.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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Nooooooooooooooo I wanted to be da black guy, but I just be an old guy with a 12 gauge shotty and smg's

  • 07.14.2004 10:20 AM PDT
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no he said you can be the black guy and it was taken by u

  • 07.14.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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no Jnice said he wanted it 1st, we have the same avatar

  • 07.14.2004 10:23 AM PDT
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Yeah. JNice is officially the black guy!

  • 07.14.2004 10:23 AM PDT
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Sweet! Im a go watch BET and -blam!-! Damn I got some hot ass rims on my golf cart!

  • 07.14.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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New rule. AbolitionofMan is the ruler of the universe and can smite whomever he wants and thus smites GreenChief with a lightning bolt.

  • 07.14.2004 10:26 AM PDT
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Oh snap son, -blam!-es be gettin' smoked off da hook!

  • 07.14.2004 10:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Abolitionofman
New rule. AbolitionofMan is the ruler of the universe and can smite whomever he wants and thus smites GreenChief with a lightning bolt.



Another new rule:

Abolitionofman is banned from the game.

  • 07.14.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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Ohhhh snap you kno dere should be like 2 token black nigs up in here dog, so he wont feel left out or lonely ya heard, HOLLA! atcha boi

  • 07.14.2004 10:30 AM PDT
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Hell yeah nig ...You want some chicken and grape soda!

[Edited on 7/14/2004 10:32:43 AM]

  • 07.14.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: killingspree
Ohhhh snap you kno dere should be like 2 token black nigs up in here dog, so he wont feel left out or lonely ya heard, HOLLA! atcha boi



...What?

  • 07.14.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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This is the most offensive...yet kind of funny...topic I have ever seen!!!!!

  • 07.14.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Oh snap here is my rap:cruisin mos espa in my delorian
war's over I'm a peacetime madalorian
my story has stumped star wars historians
deep in deabte buffet plate at bennigans
rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
first and second defense I won't hesitate
got a job to do darth's the guy that delegates
got something against skywalker someone he really hates
I don't give a -blam!- I'm after solo
For all I care he could be hiding at yoda's dojo
Got make the money credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down

I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one find your homing signal
From endor to hoth, ripley to spock
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is boba fett I know my -blam!- is tight
Start not acting in right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a -blam!-
Yer mama is a -blam!-, I see you in the sarlaac pit
You just flipped my switch integrity been dissed
You scratchin on my itch you know I shoot the gift
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship
Give you a head start, cuz I'm the sportin kind
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under
As in six feet, got an imperial fleet
Backin me up gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta death star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head at mos eisley bar
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be jar jar in speech therapy

chorus

Slice you open like a tan tan, faster than the autobahn
Or a motorbike in tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact calrissian
Over a colt, the paln unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane like in a pod race
My mean streak tweeked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste
Took up a noble cause called the clone wars
Cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting -blam!- up in -blam!- up bars
See I'm not a retard or -blam!- like de barge
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long long ago in a -blam!- far far
Call me master cuz I'm faster than pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka mc's can call me sire

  • 07.14.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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Don't stand there like a ninny! Pick a role!

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Posted by: Jnice
Oh snap here is my rap:cruisin mos espa in my delorian
war's over I'm a peacetime madalorian
my story has stumped star wars historians
deep in deabte buffet plate at bennigans
rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
first and second defense I won't hesitate
got a job to do darth's the guy that delegates
got something against skywalker someone he really hates
I don't give a -blam!- I'm after solo
For all I care he could be hiding at yoda's dojo
Got make the money credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down

I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one find your homing signal
From endor to hoth, ripley to spock
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is boba fett I know my -blam!- is tight
Start not acting in right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a -blam!-
Yer mama is a -blam!-, I see you in the sarlaac pit
You just flipped my switch integrity been dissed
You scratchin on my itch you know I shoot the gift
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship
Give you a head start, cuz I'm the sportin kind
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under
As in six feet, got an imperial fleet
Backin me up gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta death star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head at mos eisley bar
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be jar jar in speech therapy

chorus

Slice you open like a tan tan, faster than the autobahn
Or a motorbike in tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact calrissian
Over a colt, the paln unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane like in a pod race
My mean streak tweeked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste
Took up a noble cause called the clone wars
Cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting -blam!- up in -blam!- up bars
See I'm not a retard or -blam!- like de barge
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long long ago in a -blam!- far far
Call me master cuz I'm faster than pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka mc's can call me sire


You're supposed to be funny. Not gangsta(ter) rapper.

  • 07.14.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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AbolitionofMan can't be banned from the game, he is the Almighty Ruler of the Universe.

Therefore you are smited again!

  • 07.14.2004 10:38 AM PDT

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