- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Bungie has officially set themselves up for the biggest money making/mass hording scheme.
Imagine you camp out at your local game retailer the second it opens you run in the store, grab Halo 2 LE, throw the money at the cashier and run out the door into your car drive around 153 MPH home. You tactfully grab a kitchen knife, palms sweating you make a small insicion in the cellophane, you then carefully remove the game. You then press the tray open button on your Xbox, and open the shiny fingerprintless tin case... no game.
There is only one thing in there... A Piece of paper. On the paper the words "If you ever want to play this game go to the Bungie HQ and surrendur your every object, bank account number, and deed."
You do it. They let you keep your Xbox and put you in a POS apartment with a 13" TV. You hook up the xbox. You then put the game in the tray. What happens next will put you in the asylum.
Every screen they have ever showed flys past so that Bungie can not be accused of lying. And then a screen pops up of the Teletubbies eating pancakes. This scene continues on forever. You then immediatly find any length of rope...