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Subject: Since The MC Always Wins, I'm Making Him Lose

bah

Poll: Master Chief vs. All the other Spartans  [closed]
MC somehow pulls it off:  65%
(28 Votes)
His Spartans win:  35%
(15 Votes)
Total Votes: 43

Ok, here's the thing. The MC and the gang have this refrigerator in the ship, and MC always labels his food. Everyday, he goes to get his food, and it's gone. Well, Kelly doesn't realize exactly how much this pisses the Chief off, so she decided to jokingly take his food right in front of him. The MC blows up and whips out his combat knife which he throws at Kelly. She dodges it and it gets implanted into the wall. Now the other Spartans know he's out for blood, and they've all taken his food, so it's him or them. Who wins?

Yes, this is an impossible scenario. It's just that in these polls, the MC always wins, even though there have been a few cases in which he shouldn't have. Maybe this poll will rub off on people and realize how stupid these polls truley are.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 8:52:15 PM]

  • 07.14.2004 11:40 PM PDT
Subject: Since The MC Always Wins, I'm Making Him Loose

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

*Smacks forehead and talks to self* "Why did I read this" *shakes head* "...curse my inherient curiosity!!"

The MC will win... why you may ask?

Just because... so 8 - p *big Rasberry*

Achilles

[Edited on 7/15/2004 1:53:55 AM]

  • 07.15.2004 1:50 AM PDT
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He orders them to stop what they are doing, give him his food back and report at attention....he wins.

  • 07.15.2004 1:52 AM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Why do people always misspell the word lose?

  • 07.15.2004 6:11 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I voted MC just to piss you off

  • 07.15.2004 6:12 AM PDT
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He would win if I were playing him.

  • 07.15.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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Master Chief calms himself, Master chief would never win a battle if he had little emotional control (anger clouds judgement, judgement keeps you alive)

  • 07.15.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: DrummDragon
He orders them to stop what they are doing, give him his food back and report at attention....he wins.


Do I know you?

  • 07.15.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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I voted for the MC (yesterday).

  • 07.15.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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Come on people! Theres no way that MC would win. Some people are just so obsessed that MC wins ALL the time.

  • 07.15.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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Loose eh Rip ;)

  • 07.15.2004 5:47 PM PDT

He'd just ask the author to write an improbable solution to his problem, making him win. Simple.

  • 07.15.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Posted by: DrummDragon
He orders them to stop what they are doing, give him his food back and report at attention....he wins.


Do I know you?


What's your problem?

  • 07.15.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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ive taken eight people at once in multiplayer no problem and if i can do it im sure MC could do it

  • 07.15.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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The MC pulls out his pistol and manages to cap one of the other spartans, then get's ripped to shreads from 6 ARs at once.

or

MC pulls out his pistol, caps one of the spartans, then does a flip through the air, dodging all of the hundreds of bullets flying at him, meanwhile killing one Spartan with each shot until all of them lie dead before him. The MC then takes a seat and starts eating his sandwitch.

Which scenario do you like more?

  • 07.15.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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same here

  • 07.15.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: BEZERKER
Come on people! Theres no way that MC would win. Some people are just so obsessed that MC wins ALL the time.

he does when i play!

  • 07.15.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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Ok people enough with ordering his spartans around. Lets say that the spartans are elites. Then again what goweb said makes sense so I'm undecided. Why isn't there a slot for undecided on the poll, lol?

  • 07.15.2004 8:49 PM PDT

bah

That's it. You all suck, there is no hope for you. What does it take? There is no way for the MC to win, and it's not like you're being disloyal to Halo by saying the other Spartans win.

Next, I'm making a scenario in which all of the Chief's atoms get copied perfectly at the atomic level, creating a perfect copy of himself. Then, it happens again, and it's the real Chief vs. 2 perfect copies of himself. Let's see you handle that. The real Chief would lose.

He's not invincible, he's only human after all.

  • 07.15.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
That's it. You all suck, there is no hope for you. What does it take? There is no way for the MC to win, and it's not like you're being disloyal to Halo by saying the other Spartans win.

Next, I'm making a scenario in which all of the Chief's atoms get copied perfectly at the atomic level, creating a perfect copy of himself. Then, it happens again, and it's the real Chief vs. 2 perfect copies of himself. Let's see you handle that. The real Chief would lose.

He's not invincible, he's only human after all.


I don't know Rip Saw it sounds more like the end of the world is at stake, lol. Yes most likely he would lose but you know those writers, lol. I just think it's funny because almost everyone did the exact opposite of what you said.

  • 07.15.2004 9:00 PM PDT

bah

But they did exactly what I thought they would do.

  • 07.15.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
But they did exactly what I thought they would do.


Lol, so why did you ask this question? Doesn't matter it's just funny.

  • 07.15.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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First off john always wins. Secondly theres only like 3 spartans left. One is with dr hasly. So i think john could take fred and linda. Linda is a great shot, but thats no good in a hand to hand combat. Surely he could take two spartans, well maybye. Besides there way to tight knit of an organization to squabbles amongst them selfs.
And if you cloned the MC, well what are you a moron? First off you cant make a pefrect clone, there will always be a slight margin of error. And they probally work together, Why would he fight himself. Besides if they did fight, john would still win, he always wins. You cant clone luck. foos.

  • 07.15.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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First off you cant make a pefrect clone

What if you could, lol?

  • 07.15.2004 9:17 PM PDT

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