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i think all hunters are female just cause they wear high heels

  • 07.15.2004 2:05 PM PDT
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They could be crossdressers,lol. Btw, havve you noticed that grunts share some characteristics with mammals? 1.they suck on "food nipples" 2. they stand in that hunched over, ape like position, and 3. they can operate a gun, which requires an opposable thumb(I think).

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  • 07.15.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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lol

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I think Grunts are like monkeys. In the books it says they "Reproduce prodigiously" Lots of Grunty humping! AHAHAHAHAHHA IM GROSS.

  • 07.15.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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They remind me of turtles, the hunters. Maybe they're related? I haven't read the books, but I've heard that over-exposure to plasma has weird side effects. Maybe the covies mutated turtles into the hunters? Ooh, wait, I think I feel a theory coming on here.

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  • 07.15.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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Okay. Whatever.

  • 07.15.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Covenant Ninja
Okay. Whatever.

The most crackpot theory ever, that is.

  • 07.15.2004 2:14 PM PDT
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Reread that webmaster letter it was talking about marathon not halo.

  • 07.15.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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I'm guessing that grunts are like turtles to. They crap out little eggs, and tuck them away in some dug up methane polluted soil, and then they grow, and dig out of it. Then whatever baby grunts make it to the hot springs first before they get stepped on grow to be retarted soldiers for the covenant.

  • 07.15.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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if elites are like humans and plasma can mutate things then maby thay make elites out of people and mold armor on them!!!?


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  • 07.15.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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a grunt with boobs...wouldnt be jus liek a normal midget?

  • 07.15.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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i think they would more likely clone themselfs , like grow them in the pod things like in the Matrix and massivly reporduce total armies at once

  • 07.15.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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perhaps they are tri-s e xual. They'll try any thing once :P hmm... *Pictures a grunt, with a jackle behind it, and elite behind IT, then a Hunter behind IT. *plays bad 70's techno here*


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Posted by: ClearArmor
perhaps they are tri--blam!-. They'll try any thing once :P hmm... *Pictures a grunt, with a jackle behind it, and elite behind IT, then a Hunter behind IT. *plays bad 70's techno here*


i was going to say something but i just forgot what ti was because of that

  • 07.16.2004 12:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: ClearArmor
perhaps they are tri-s e xual. They'll try any thing once :P hmm... *Pictures a grunt, with a jackle behind it, and elite behind IT, then a Hunter behind IT. *plays bad 70's techno here*


OH GOD I CANT GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY MIND AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*jumps out of nearest window*

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  • 07.16.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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Once again, I'm guessing that grunts are like turtles to. They crap out little eggs, and tuck them away in some dug up methane polluted soil, and then they grow, and dig out of it. Then whatever baby grunts make it to the hot springs first before they get stepped on grow to be retarted soldiers for the covenant.

  • 07.16.2004 12:27 AM PDT

i cant imagine covie -blam!-...

  • 07.16.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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if you'd seen the adult film "Covie Lovers", you'd know that they reproduce s e x u al l y. duh...

damn those covies are sexy little bastards eh?

this thread ends now.

  • 07.16.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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Covie adult films? Okay now that's getting stupid. Their religion probably doesn't involve. . . that.

And I actually like the HUNTER being related to a turtle theory. ( Grunt related to a turtle? wtf . Maybe the bald head is a clue and the big back but did you consider that's a rebreather unit? ) DUH

So anyway HUNTERS ( not. grunts ) can stretch out their necks and mondo-cool neatness. It is a crack whatever you said theory, but fact is I like it and it should live forever and ever and ever.

( You know what? I wanna bite the Hunter's orange muscle thing. When I get thirsty it almost reminds me of the inside of an orange I JUST WANNA BITE IT FJDGH )

P.S. Elite Queen would be really awesome (It'd make them seem more animal like and a baby Elite would downright just be cute. I mean imagine a 3 ft toddler Elite Worting?, but since the Elites remind me more of Predator and not alien can we figure out how Predators mate and maybe we'll have a hint to what Elite's do? Yeah. . so anyone with predator knowledge stand up and share with the class Take us 2 schoe

  • 07.16.2004 3:05 AM PDT
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I think they must hatch out of eggs because there are so bloody many of them.

  • 07.16.2004 3:43 AM PDT
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this is what i think;

grunts = do it doggy style like dogs very quickly. more females than males, orange ones are female and red ones are male, black ones are hard-nuts. if only one thing was right in this post i'd reckon it would be my theory on grunts doing it like dogs.

Elites = i honestly can't imagine a child elite, it just ruins their image. so i reckon they are born or made as grown up elites. they are too religious for sex.

jackals; do it like birds, pop out eggs and out comes the mini-jackal out of the egg. in game they are both female and male, depending on headdress.

hunters = no -blam!- idea, they are too big and mysreious for sex, too tough and bastardly to come out of eggs.

brutes = they are basicly gorillas, so they do it like gorillas, probably facing eachother though.

  • 07.16.2004 4:24 AM PDT

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