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  • Poll [10 votes]: How did the world begin?
Subject: How did the world begin?
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Poll: How did the world begin?  [closed]
Satan!:  30%
(3 Votes)
God!:  40%
(4 Votes)
Big Bang!:  30%
(3 Votes)
Total Votes: 10

The world obviously was built by Satan and then he created a buddie (God). They were playing in there back garden one day and God just attacked Satan for no reason and God flew away to Heaven. Satan was so annoyed with God he made a world of pain and suffering to punish men (Gods minions). God then rebbeled and banished Satan to Hell which is know his home.
Thats exactly what happened.
See yall.


P.S. If your belife is not on the list above then tell me what it is, Im egar to know.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 6:35:53 AM]

  • 07.15.2004 6:33 AM PDT
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I say Satan. She feed on the souls of the dead, but in order to recive souls from the dead, she needs a world they can live and die on.

(notice I say 'she'. It's because i'm for an equal society, and if god can be a she, why not Satan?)

[Edited on 7/15/2004 6:52:19 AM]

  • 07.15.2004 6:51 AM PDT
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I say you have started a post that will easily become a religous discussion. Why must type before you think? Good luck keeping this up for more than a few hours!

  • 07.15.2004 6:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
(notice I say 'she'. It's because i'm for an equal society, and if god can be a she, why not Satan?)


In the bible it says GOD THE FATHER, thats right FATHER, and I think Lucifer is a dudes name, I'm up for an equal society too man but being equal shouldent change genders of god and satan, Their genders(atleast gods anyway) are already stated, clearly.

  • 07.15.2004 7:16 AM PDT
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Bill Gates?

  • 07.15.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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This poll is flawed since it could be both God and Big Bang.

Well, the Big Bang just explains how it started - not where it came from.

  • 07.15.2004 7:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
This poll is flawed since it could be both God and Big Bang.

Well, the Big Bang just explains how it started - not where it came from.


i agree, Genisis pretty much describes the big bang theory, and visa versa, which is weird since that book was written 2000 years ago? i mean how do people explain that? maybe god was an alien from some race, and he was just explaining how the universe came into being by using religious talk so weezz could undastand it.

  • 07.15.2004 7:26 AM PDT
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Anybody who comes here to start religious fight's will be executed accordingly.
Remember don't take this seriously it's abit of fun thats all if you think God started the earth then he did simple as that. If you think the Big Bang started the world, guess what, that's what happened. Only your belief's matter. Dont take offence by whatever anybody says its just abit of fun.
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  • 07.15.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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I tke green pills in the morning.

  • 07.15.2004 7:37 AM PDT
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HOW DO WE KNOW THE EARTH BEGAN!!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahahaha

  • 07.15.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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I think a better topic would be HOW WILL THE WORLD END ha hah hahhahaha.

  • 07.15.2004 7:57 AM PDT
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I agree major pain lets change the topic that one sound's lot's cooler.

I think the world will end by MEEEEEE!!!!!!
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  • 07.15.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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radioactive chimpmonks will assasinate the president and then the Us nukes the world, then a new world order ensues led by me hjahahahaha and im mutated so i live for very a long time maybe even an age (100000 years) then i would be age old. that sounds cool.

  • 07.15.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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Well see- this is how it started.

It starts in 15 years from now, actually. In the year 2019, someone will build a time machine. They will go back to the beginning of time. And this is what will happen:

They will see a bunch of massive drunk guys playing pool. Then theres gonna be this big old tree that exhumes big balls. Like stars and -blam!-.

They land on a planet. This is earth. They accidentally land in a tree and break there time machine. So to pass the time, they make babies.

And dont give me this "well who started it the first time" -blam!-. Time only happens once. So if you travel back in time, you've actually already done it. But dont time travel because it makes fate have to work hard. And you want fate on your side so dont time travel.
For serious. Don't -blam!- with fate- its worse than drugs. So kids, don't do time travel.

  • 07.15.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Major Pain
i agree, Genisis pretty much describes the big bang theory, and visa versa, which is weird since that book was written 2000 years ago? i mean how do people explain that? maybe god was an alien from some race, and he was just explaining how the universe came into being by using religious talk so weezz could undastand it.


Halo's forerunners? Err...they're not real...or are they...

  • 07.15.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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Maybe they do exist...
...Im just trying to start a conversation here... Is it working.
See yall.

  • 07.15.2004 8:17 AM PDT

-S

Religious discussion is not allowed on the forums. Thread locked.

  • 07.15.2004 8:24 AM PDT