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Everywhere in the septagon, the underground, the flood, the zanzibar even the news and clasifieds you can't go 3 threads without stumbling on some crack on someones mom? Just wondering how many mom jokes are in these forums. I think there are more mom jokes here than all yo mama jokes ever invented.

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Why don't you ask your mom? Most of them apply to her.

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There are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.

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Posted by: Rip Saw
There are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.


One of quality:

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Bungie. Satisfying your mom since 1991!


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I lost count after my first day here. ; )

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Posted by: Rip Saw
There are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.

Yeah I agree. Mine wasn't one of thoes few. but thats another story.

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how many mom jokes? more than the number of men your mom slept with! hehe, kidding. well that's another low quality mom joke.

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Hmmmm...how many. My dad for once. I know there are others I just never bothered to find out.

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Man, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!

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Posted by: Rip Saw
Man, you guys suck!


Your mom sucks, bewteen 3 and 5 AM.


yeah, i'm not good at these mom jokes

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  • 05.06.2005 3:13 PM PDT

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Doesn't your mom let you view mature material?

You wouldn't appreciate her line of work then...

Tristan ;-)

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Man, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!

That's what your Mom cried out when she handed me the ping-pong paddle.

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Posted by: Rip Saw
Man, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!


Hey Rip Saw tell your mum to stop changing lip stick color my willy looks like a freakin rainbow.

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Posted by: marinealver
Posted by: Rip Saw
There are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.

Yeah I agree. Mine wasn't one of thoes few. but thats another story.
I think everyone needs to read this(^^^^^) one more time.

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T for Teen

Doesn't your mom let you view mature material?

You wouldn't appreciate her line of work then...

Tristan ;-)

Why dose it matter. MY mom quit and well I am at the age where I don't need one anymore. So much for the upcomming mothersday.

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Your mom

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Really, I have no problem with your mom. All the other guys thought she was great too!

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Take the time to count them up. When your done counting, PM me the number. I would love to hear this one. Let's start off with the jokes in this thread.

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Lame....

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Lame....

*sigh* Your mom's lame.

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Lame....

*sigh* Your mom's lame.


I never saw it coming, oh my!!!

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In my school, burn was replaced with toast. Its quite funny.

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