www.bungie.net | halo.bungie.net | bungiestore.com
4Base Avalanch MELTDOWNbattle is only a prayer............Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!Chapter Founders Bungie's Group SupportMob of Angry Peasants
Everywhere in the septagon, the underground, the flood, the zanzibar even the news and clasifieds you can't go 3 threads without stumbling on some crack on someones mom? Just wondering how many mom jokes are in these forums. I think there are more mom jokes here than all yo mama jokes ever invented.
Why don't you ask your mom? Most of them apply to her.
There are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.
Processing......Calculating.....Thinking.....Multiplicative exponential data processing......Number too great to put on Screen.In Scientific form=1.52 x (10 to the 100th) to the 1000th
-Quaere verum.Got a report? Use the report tool or send a pm.Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).
Posted by: Rip SawThere are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.One of quality: Posted by: Rip-Saw Bungie. Satisfying your mom since 1991![Edited on 5/6/2005]
I lost count after my first day here. ; )
Posted by: Rip SawThere are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.Yeah I agree. Mine wasn't one of thoes few. but thats another story.
how many mom jokes? more than the number of men your mom slept with! hehe, kidding. well that's another low quality mom joke.
Hmmmm...how many. My dad for once. I know there are others I just never bothered to find out.
Man, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!
Posted by: Rip SawMan, you guys suck! Your mom sucks, bewteen 3 and 5 AM. yeah, i'm not good at these mom jokes
Only Becausae I'm AwesomeForum Tutorials --- WATCH THEM AND LEARN
∞
ESRB notice:Experience may change in online forumsM for Mature[Edited on 5/6/2005]
Posted by: marinealverESRB notice:Experience may change in online forumsT for TeenDoesn't your mom let you view mature material?You wouldn't appreciate her line of work then...Tristan ;-)
"FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION: Ensure brain is engaged before putting keyboard into gear."Need a ninja?Got a cheater? [email]h2cheats@microsoft.com[/email]Forum Rules.FAQ.I'm certifiable.
Posted by: Rip SawMan, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!That's what your Mom cried out when she handed me the ping-pong paddle. -- Steve doesn't like to tell tales out of school... but she'll remember Steve fondly whenever she sits down.
Posted by: Rip SawMan, you guys suck! Someone, please, come up with a good burn!Hey Rip Saw tell your mum to stop changing lip stick color my willy looks like a freakin rainbow.
The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.Service Record
Posted by: marinealverPosted by: Rip SawThere are a ton of mom jokes here, but like moms, there are very few of quality.Yeah I agree. Mine wasn't one of thoes few. but thats another story.I think everyone needs to read this(^^^^^) one more time.
Posted by: Gaara of SandPosted by: marinealverESRB notice:Experience may change in online forumsT for TeenDoesn't your mom let you view mature material?You wouldn't appreciate her line of work then...Tristan ;-)Why dose it matter. MY mom quit and well I am at the age where I don't need one anymore. So much for the upcomming mothersday.
Your mom
We’ve watched while the stars burned Out, and creation played in reverse.The Universe freezing in half-light.Once I thought to escape.To end a master, step out of the Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,A hybrid, elusive destroyer.This is the one mystery I have not solved.The only element unaccounted for.
Really, I have no problem with your mom. All the other guys thought she was great too!
Take the time to count them up. When your done counting, PM me the number. I would love to hear this one. Let's start off with the jokes in this thread.
Lame....
Posted by: Josher 35Lame....*sigh* Your mom's lame.
Posted by: Ninja_BiscuitsPosted by: Josher 35Lame....*sigh* Your mom's lame.I never saw it coming, oh my!!!
In my school, burn was replaced with toast. Its quite funny.