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Subject: Bungie.net [The Story] Part 3 now up!

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

NOTE
This story is in the setting of Bungie.net. On the forums, to be more precise. Group forums, public forums, PM's, etc. This story is just the adventure of a few people who have been on Bungie.net for some time, most of them anyways. Grammer problems, etc will happen because im making this seem like a real forum. Now heres a prologue.

The Flood
Thread Topic: What does Pr.onmake you feel like?
Thread creator: What does it make you feel like? It makes me feel dirty.
Poster 1: It makes me feel happy.
Poster 2: I wanna touch meself.
Poster 3: WOOT! Hot hot hot!

Jive Turckey: [Looking through the flood forums. Clicks on Subject "What does Pr.on make you feel like?". Scrolls down.

Jive Turckey: WTF? Proms make you feel dirty? BTW you spelf Prom wrong.
Thread Creator: No you douche, I means Pr.on
Jive Turckey: Wtf is that?
Poster 4: It makes me feel good.
Thread Creator: He means Dirty Pictures.. Wink wink.
Jive Turckey: Oh God....

Halo 3 Forum
Thread Subject: Ar Sucks mah Ballz.
Thread Creator: Ar NOOBZ R TEH @NN0YING @5 )-(311!!!!!!
Poster 1: Agreed.
Poster 2: Reportz.
Poster 3: AR r for noobs.
Jive Turckey: I actually like the AR.
Poster 4: I actually like the AR WOW! What a noob!
Poster 5: Yea! Wow, look at his K/D. HIs kills r all beatdowns. Ha ha!
Jive Turckey: What?
Poster 3: You hear him! AR sucks my ballz!
Jive Turckey: Ummmmm. Yea.

Jive Turckey's PM Box
Subject: Ar Sucks mah BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkLord Cally: Hello friend. Would you like to join Halo 3 Pwns? An actvie and friendly online community of halo 3 players. Join today!
Jive Turcky Reply: Ummmmm. Sure. Sounds cool......................................how?

End of Prologue.

Halo 3 Pwns Private Forum

Subject: Introducions, All new members introduce yourselfs here!
Poster 1: I like to play CUSTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jive Turckey: Hello, Im new to Bungie.net, but this groups sounds fun. Im not great at halo. Hell I dont even have XBL. But a friend told me to get a Bungie.net account. Im waiting for him to PM me. But I like: Have fun. BTW I was recruited by Dark Lord Cally.
Poster 2: All Noobs bow before me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster 1: CUSTOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Lord Cally: Nice to have you all. But dont spam this thread. K? :D.

Subject: 50th post gets a Promo!
Dark Lord Cally: Woot! 45!
Poster 1: 46! I smell the promo!
Poster 2: 47 FTW! Promo time for mah!
Dark Lord Cally: No. 50th post gets one.
Poster 2: Sadface. Perhaps the newbie should win.... btw 49. Come on Newbie!
Jive Turckey: Woot! I won! EPIC WN!!!!!! what do I get?
Dreth Knight: I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Lord Cally: [qoute]I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/qoute] No. Jive won.
Jive Turckey: WOOT!
Poster 1: Sadface.... Oh well.
Dreth Knight: No! No! No! Not this crap again!
Dark Lord Cally: What?
Poster 2: Post!
Dreth Knight: You stole my promo Jive Turckey. How could you....
Jive Turckey: Ummmmm. Sorry bout that?
Dreth Knight: NO! No apologizes! You will rue this day Mr. Turckey! I swear one your fat mom's grave you will.

Jive Turckey: WTF?
Dark Lord Cally: Dude calm down.
Dreth Knight: ME!!!!!! CALM DOWN! I AM CALM! I JUST DESERVED THAT RANK! GIVE ME THE RANK OR I SHALL DESTROY THE GROUP!
Poster 1: Dude.... Take a chill pill.
Dark Lord Cally: Yea..... Ill have to say no.
Dreth Knight: You dare say no to me?
Dark Knight Cally: I believe I did.... Better luck next time man.
Dreth Knight: I AM OFFENDED!
Jive Turckey: Just calm down...
Dark lord Cally: How r u offended?!!!!?
Dreth Knight: How do you know im a boy! I might be a 6 foot platinum hotty.
Jive Turckey: Are you?
Dreth Knight: Well....... Ummmmmm. Thats besides the point..... Maybe......
Jive Turckey: This is getting retarded.
Dreth Knight: You will rue this day!
Dark Lord Cally: Thats it....
Dreth Knight: This user has been banned for 7 days to provoking fights within the groups.
Dark Lord Cally: There. That should straighten him up a bit,
Jive Turckey: I AM OFFENDED!
Dark Lord Cally: Oh God...
Jive Turckey: How do you know hes a man? He could be a 6 foot platinum hair hotty. LolOLolOlOLolO!
Dark Lord Cally: Lol. Yea.
Jive Turckey: GTG, cya later....





[Edited on 05.10.2009 9:01 PM PDT]

  • 05.09.2009 7:18 PM PDT
Subject: Bungie.net [The Story]

That was really funny Jiggy. You should make a Machinima around this.

  • 05.09.2009 7:21 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

I was actually thinking that wolver. [LOL at the SSO post]

  • 05.09.2009 7:25 PM PDT

http://2214.spruz.com/
(Site for a novel in progress)

I can see this as a good story to get a laugh. :) good job,

(I was planning on making something like this, but instead about a 15 yr. kid playing H3, which I might still do, idk)

***EDIT***
So, are other members, actual members, from here going to be involved?

[Edited on 05.09.2009 7:47 PM PDT]

  • 05.09.2009 7:46 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Posted by: FYRHAWK
I can see this as a good story to get a laugh. :) good job,

(I was planning on making something like this, but instead about a 15 yr. kid playing H3, which I might still do, idk)

***EDIT***
So, are other members, actual members, from here going to be involved?

Thankyou. And yes. Jive Turckey is an actual member. And this actually happened to him. Well, atleast the Pr.on scene did. I plan to have forum mods, my friends, other people, and actual events that happen in Groups and on Bungie. And even real groups

  • 05.09.2009 7:59 PM PDT

Hey, Jiggy, how come you never read my stories? That goes for you too Fyrhawk.

  • 05.09.2009 8:04 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Ummm. I will. Dont worry. :D

  • 05.09.2009 8:15 PM PDT
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EPIC! Woot!

  • 05.10.2009 12:20 AM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Thanks, slayer.

  • 05.10.2009 9:51 AM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Part 3 now up!

  • 05.10.2009 9:01 PM PDT

Part 237 of Insurrection?

I wish.

Thanks for including me in Jiggy.

  • 05.11.2009 9:52 AM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Posted by: Wolverfrog
Part 237 of Insurrection?

I wish.

Thanks for including me in Jiggy.


I was hopeing you would crack up at that... I guess not.

  • 05.11.2009 5:29 PM PDT

Posted by: gun123456
Posted by: Wolverfrog
Part 237 of Insurrection?

I wish.

Thanks for including me in Jiggy.


I was hopeing you would crack up at that... I guess not.


No, I laughed a lot. It's just hard to show that on the net.

:)

  • 05.11.2009 10:23 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Oh... Well then good to hear man. And which one of yours should I read first? Insurection or Memoirs?

  • 05.12.2009 3:25 PM PDT

Well, Memoirs is longer, and takes more to get into, but it has more character. Insurrection on the other hand has a stronger,more Haloish plot, but to be honest it's your choice.

  • 05.12.2009 10:08 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

I think Ill start with Insurrection.

  • 05.13.2009 8:34 PM PDT

█ █ █ █Future Bungie Favs █ █ █ █

The Group of the Future....

Posted by: Wolverfrog
That was really funny Jiggy. You should make a Machinima around this.

I would love to use my connections to host this

  • 05.15.2009 6:11 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops
-Now with more lolgasms. [lolgasms (R) was created by Vemps, patented by Vemps, and property of the Vemps Corporation]

The SSO is a laid back group for people of all interests. We pride ourselves in our strong community and beastly levels of activity. Whether on the Forums, or the Xbox, it's all about having fun.

Why yes I did just copy the group description

Posted by: Chris McLovin08
Posted by: Wolverfrog
That was really funny Jiggy. You should make a Machinima around this.

I would love to use my connections to host this
This is starting to catch fire. WOOT!

  • 05.15.2009 6:16 PM PDT