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Please post some good game quotes or video sequences etc.


Baldur's gate II

(Super villian Irenicus teleports to a bunch of wizards after he have been held 'prisoner')
*petrifies one wizard*
"I cannot be caged"
*disintegrates other wizard*
"I cannot be controlled"
*blows a wizard up*
"Understand this as you die, ever pathethic, ever fools"
*blows up petrified wizard*

Another one (Comical, braindamaged ranger with his animal companion Boo, a giant minature space hamster, when you are going to fight Irenicus for the third time. His warcry is 'Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!')

"I grow tired of fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all so that he does not raise again. Evil, meet sword. Sword, meet EVIIIL!"

From Warcraft III

"This kingdom shall fall, and from the ashes shall arise a new order, that will change the very foundations of the world!"

Another from Warcraft III (when you have summoned the lord of the burning legion)

"Tremble mortals, and despair! Doom has come to this world!"


Edit: Hmmm... No one is replying... Must...reisist...urge....to..bump...AHHHHRG! Too hard
Make the voices shut up! There are 25 of them now! And they don't agree with me! Ahhrg!

Insanely Yours
The ruler of the world

[Edited on 7/15/2004 12:00:42 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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I have one. It's from Megaman Battle Network. This is it:
Megaman turned the cyber nob, it dropped off?
See yall.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 1:18:24 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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Another one from warcraft III, when you click the sorceress many times:

"Fot the end of the world spell, press: control, alt delete"

And blood elf engineer from the same game (something like this at least)
"'I'll have it up in no time' is the standard slogan for the united bloodelf engineers guild. It should not, under any circumstances, be considered as the actual time it will take to complete a task"

Another line from the same unit (quite depressing warcry):
"Probability of succes: zero"

From WCIII dread lord:
"*ring ring* Hello? Arrgh! For the last time: I'm a dread lord, not a drug lord!"
And
"*ring ring* Hello? Ohh hello, Darkness. The Demon hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number.

Demon hunter unit:
"Darkness called! But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star 69 darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'pick up the phone, Darkness!', but he ignored me.

  • 07.15.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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"I'm too pretty to die". Sgt.Johnson, Halo

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"So a few people had been killed, it wasn't my fault..."
" NO! PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!"
" Shut up and bleed, you motherfu-"

" Okay. Maybe it was my fault."

-Sweet Tooth, Twisted Metal: Black

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"Get up so i can kill you again."-Marine

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"Too good for you!"-Grunt after killing a marine.

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Innocent Civllian: "no please don't kill me, I'll do anything you ask of me... I beg of you..."
Prince Luca Blight: " anything, eh?... act like pig!"
IC: "...?..."
PLC: "do it!!"
IC starts groveling in the dust at PLC's feet: "Oink.... Oink"
PLC: "Hahahahaha.... now die, pig!!!!!"
IC gets slain.

*suikoden II.


[Edited on 7/15/2004 3:41:46 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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"All your base are belong to us"

Sorry, had to do it.

  • 07.15.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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"Betcha can't stick it" From e3 03 realtime demo, Cortana

After hearing the outtake i just cant watch this part without laughing

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Posted by: Atsumi
"All your base are belong to us"

Sorry, had to do it.


LOL
Hey couldn't you design some shorts or shirts with that sentence on it??? I'm sure you'd make something awesome out of it...

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Posted by: Weird citizen
Posted by: Atsumi
"All your base are belong to us"

Sorry, had to do it.


LOL
Hey couldn't you design some shorts or shirts with that sentence on it??? I'm sure you'd make something awesome out of it...

Haha, that's not a bad idea. XD

I still told people Id make a top for those shorts too. Where ever that thread went XD

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"Pump'em full of lead and make them drown in their own blood."-Keyes [I'm not sure if this is totally right]

  • 07.15.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
"All your base are belong to us"


i can't seem to remeber where that's from
can you all refresh my memory

  • 07.15.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: flamechu
Posted by: Atsumi
"All your base are belong to us"


i can't seem to remeber where that's from
can you all refresh my memory


Zero Wing

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Posted by: flamechu
Posted by: Atsumi
"All your base are belong to us"


i can't seem to remeber where that's from
can you all refresh my memory


there's a link in Maka's sig that'll help^you remember

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Posted by: finalwaltz
[quote]Posted by: flamechu
[quote]Posted by: Atsumi
Zero Wing


oh yah

it's was that shady guy right
it was a typo

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"what IIIIIIS this?"
"stop! don't op-en that door!"
-resident evil

"they'll be lost for days!"
-armed and dangerous
(he had just misdirected an army to attack a nursing home instead of his current position)

  • 07.15.2004 5:14 PM PDT