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Subject: Halo 2, Excuses not to go to Work (or school) on Nov. 9

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Everyone wants to take the day off to play Halo 2 the day it comes out. But in order to miss work, or school, you got to have a story to back it up. But your boss probably already knows you're going to play Halo 2 all day anyway. But just to be fun, let's have the ideas!

Here are my excuses:

I've been infected with a very rare disease that only lasts a day.
Funeral.
My family's plane that they were flying in crashed and they all died and I am a vegetable. Tee hee.
I've been glued to my couch by my son.
I'm going to play Halo 2 all day (oh.... wait!)
Terrorists stole my grill and turned it into a bomb.
Aliens have abducted me.

I'll give more later, but I want to here from you!

[Edited on 7/15/2004 12:46:23 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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Got to have Shoulder Surgery.

  • 07.15.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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Ive been infected by the flood
I have the right to take a day off (-blam!- is optional)
My cat dragged another dead grunt in the house again and i had to clean it up

  • 07.15.2004 12:21 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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My dad has to have shoulder surgery on Nov 10. Ah, so close. And even though he's old, he loves Halo.

  • 07.15.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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im dying. that way not only do you get halo 2 but you get also sorts of flowers too.

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  • 07.15.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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Ive Got Crabs!

  • 07.15.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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I have explosive Diarrhea (sp?)

  • 07.15.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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I went on a vacation to New(or old)Mombasa in Africa, hehe.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 12:23:35 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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FLAME! You are one stupid idiot, have you been to Iran, have you ever met an Iranian? You have no right to label people as terrorists. I am persian, and i doubt you know what that means. How would you like me to say that your heritage is filled with terrorists and -blam!-s? Its not cool so label types of peoples that you dont know. So BLAM you.

  • 07.15.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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WHOW somones got sand in their -blam!-

  • 07.15.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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since its been confirmed

O well, im gonna roam through africa, a little bit of space and the moon, a few explosions and ill be back

  • 07.15.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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my xbox contorol cord got rapped around my fount and i couldnt get it undone.(i live by myself) i dont really but thats what i would say

  • 07.15.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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lol, good one.
i am referring to gunnars by the way.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 12:27:00 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Infuryen
FLAME! You are one stupid idiot, have you been to Iran, have you ever met an Iranian? You have no right to label people as terrorists. I am persian, and i doubt you know what that means. How would you like me to say that your heritage is filled with terrorists and -blam!-s? Its not cool so label types of peoples that you dont know. So BLAM you.

As far as i know persia was early iraq or iran wasnt it(iran i think), and i agreeyou dont label the people as terrorists, label the ones throwing bombs at you terrorists, they dont represent the ppl

  • 07.15.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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I have H 2 sickness and i must be able to make a trip to mombasa in a few days.

  • 07.15.2004 12:26 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I've been frozen.
My eyes have crusted over.

(calling boss) I.......uh........(hang up)

Scenario: My work office on Nov. 9.

Worker 1: A lot of people seem to be out today.

Worker 2: I think it's a new disease. I heard them talking about it yesterday. I think it's called, Hallohtoo.

Worker 1: Ooh, sounds awful. I'm sure glad we don't have it.

Oh but how wrong my co-workers were!

  • 07.15.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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How about this

I Killed a stripper last night by strangling her and I feel very uncomfortable about myself.

  • 07.15.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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lol im going to africa for the peace corps, right....

  • 07.15.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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My grandma wants me to bake cookies :D
I have a girlscout meeting....DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
The voices are back,ahhhhh,get away from me.What? The voices say that I need to take the day off...

Peace

  • 07.15.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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* Its against my religion to go to work on nov 9th (Bungie-ism :D)
* I'm still trying to find that elbow grease the guys at work told me to find (or you can change elbow grease to, Stripey paint, rubber hammer, saw nails, dual-mugs, caffeine free coffee, etc etc)
* (in kidnapper voice) we have several of you employees, if you do no give us money t this address, we will kil lthem one by one (try not give them your own address)
*Yeh boss, halo 2 is out.. whats that? your taking the day off too? kool. you got XBL? really? whats your sn? If i beat you i want a promotion... whaddya mean if you beat me im fired? hey!!!

ANd for school

*I feel sick.. ow
*Im been bullied and dont want to go in today or ill get beat up again
*fake your own death two days before hand, then when they are all sad and mourning at a casket full of bricks, your at home playing halo 2!!
*The school blew up, what you didnt hear? yeah, alot of people are in denial about it.


What you guys think? (the phone call to the boss gives me an idea for a short flash. heh)

  • 07.15.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blurr
How about this

I Killed a stripper last night by strangling her and I feel very uncomfortable about myself.

That reminds me of a Family guy episode

I don't know what killed her it could have been all the dollar bills you stuffed down her throat or when you hit her on the head with the chair but i'll tell you what didn't kill her... smoking

[Edited on 7/15/2004 12:30:31 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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thats what i based it off lol i love Family Guy.

  • 07.15.2004 12:31 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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I'm just saying that the people who turned my BBQ into a bomb are terrorists, not the whole country! I could have just as easily said a bunch of American oultlaws stole it. I'm just saying a few people. And besides, I'm just saying that they are terrorists, they could be from any country!

  • 07.15.2004 12:32 PM PDT
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You labeled them as Iranians, they are not with al queda or Saddam or osama. You are an idiot to choose Iranians. We may have a bad relationship but the people there love America and the gameing industry. As i said before, you are an idiot.

  • 07.15.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blurr
How about this

I Killed a stripper last night by strangling her and I feel very uncomfortable about myself.

OR, I didn't pay this hooker last night so she's holding me against my will until I get bored of Halo2(which will never happen).

  • 07.15.2004 12:37 PM PDT

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