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Subject: Halo 2, Excuses not to go to Work (or school) on Nov. 9
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Yeah you should calm down, I can understand why you would be frustrated (because youve probibly been discriminated against before) but you should let the mods take care of it if he said something truly offensive and lewd.

  • 07.15.2004 12:38 PM PDT

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And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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There, I changed it so it just says, terrorists.

  • 07.15.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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My -blam!- was inserted in a strippers -blam!- with glue in it and my -blam!- has become stuck

  • 07.15.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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lol

  • 07.15.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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My sister has become a -blam!- Star and i have to go see her shoot a movie.

  • 07.15.2004 12:56 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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lol!

  • 07.15.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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"My family all died in a plane crash... and im a vegetable"

  • 07.15.2004 1:02 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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I went into the past and became my own grandfather.

  • 07.15.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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you probably wont need an excuse if you work anywhere related to a gaming or comp company, because everyone else will be ditching too.

  • 07.15.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Ive fallen and I cant get up(till I beat halo2SP,and get at least an hour of halo2MP)

  • 07.15.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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Tell them you have diarrhea. They will not ask you to prove it.

  • 07.15.2004 1:06 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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I've been put into the Crazy House.
My wife gave birth to rats (wait a minute!)
My God says I can't go to work on Nov. 9 or he will smite me.

  • 07.15.2004 1:08 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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(boss calls your house)

Boss: Why aren't you at work?!

You: But I am at work.

(boss looks over at your desk to see a dummy of you sitting there)

Boss: Oh, sorry I bothered you!

Then you return to slaughtering Covies! Or other people...

  • 07.15.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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My brain came out.....and...uh....I have SARS

  • 07.15.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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That sounds remotly of Dilbert

  • 07.15.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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here's a memo

  • 07.15.2004 1:14 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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(talking to boss)

I can't come to work today because, uh........... Oh no! A wormhole has just appeared in my kitchen! Help! It's sucking me in! Help! Oh God! Help!

(then you hang up)

  • 07.15.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Elite Sniper
I've been put into the Crazy House.
My wife gave birth to rats (wait a minute!)
My God says I can't go to work on Nov. 9 or he will smite me.


My god is an indian that turns into a wolf.... so uhh ya i gota stay home

  • 07.15.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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My religion tells me to kill all humans, so I think I should stay home as not to disturb my co-workers and/or classmates.OR: *in the elites language so he can't understand you* "Hey boss, how ya doin? I jsut called to let you know that I'm not coming into work today because you're a c.ockbite. Also tell the other workers that thye are also c.ockbites and can go to he||. Muahahahahahahahha!" hangs up.

  • 07.15.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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what if he knows the language? because.... hes an elite in discuise

  • 07.15.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Draag
what if he knows the language? because.... hes an elite in discuise

It would make it more fun, cause then he could understand your insults. I know that contradicts my original post but oh well.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 1:41:20 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

Excuse!?!
-BLAM- that!
I'm just not -BLAM-ing going. I go to a Catholic school. What are they gonna do, excommunicate me?

  • 07.15.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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(calling boss)
"Umm, Sir I can't come into work today. I have broken every bone in my body... except for my hands."
"How did that happen?"
"Never anger a pack of midget-clowns...."

  • 07.15.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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for your sins against the school: Absence due to "halo" YOU ARE CONDEMMED TO .....DEATH!! *teacher stabs bar666* BTW you did it you caught the tater

[Edited on 7/15/2004 1:44:04 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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I'm sick and can't go to school.

  • 07.15.2004 1:43 PM PDT

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