- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
calling boss
Uh, hello there. I cant get to work today....sorry
Boss: WHy the hell not?!
Well it's a funny story you see, as i come home from work last night, i put my keys down on my bedside table as always. But I wake up in the middle of the night and see these small blue floating pixie like things, i thought it was just a dream.
Boss: What the? Pixies? Are you out of your mind?
No wait, cos in the morning when i woke, all that was left where my keys were, was a strange blue gloop........Oh no! They're coming back, and this time they're gold, and black - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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