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Subject: Halo 2, Excuses not to go to Work (or school) on Nov. 9
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Posted by: REAL C0MBAT 4 U
I'm sick and can't go to school.


Well that's just FULL of origonality

  • 07.15.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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You:"I can't come to work today"
Boss:"Why?"
You:"I have a fungus between my toes"
Boss:"Why can't you come because of that?"
You:"It started talking"
Boss:"..."

  • 07.15.2004 1:48 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

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And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Posted by: Lord_Nerdious
You:"I can't come to work today"
Boss:"Why?"
You:"I have a fungus between my toes"
Boss:"Why can't you come because of that?"
You:"It started talking"
Boss:"..."


lol!

  • 07.15.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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Just make you're self sick, then you wont have to lie

  • 07.15.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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"doc says i only have two months to live, playing halo 2 is my last wish, can you really say no to that?"

  • 07.15.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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because the dog ate it :p

  • 07.15.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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My mom is giving birth to a new breed of humans in a scientists lab that lives down the dark alley and im supposed to be there.

  • 07.15.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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calling boss
Uh, hello there. I cant get to work today....sorry
Boss: WHy the hell not?!
Well it's a funny story you see, as i come home from work last night, i put my keys down on my bedside table as always. But I wake up in the middle of the night and see these small blue floating pixie like things, i thought it was just a dream.
Boss: What the? Pixies? Are you out of your mind?
No wait, cos in the morning when i woke, all that was left where my keys were, was a strange blue gloop........Oh no! They're coming back, and this time they're gold, and black - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

click

  • 07.15.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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im having a halo withdrawl so im gonna buy halo 2 so im not sick!

  • 07.15.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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I don't know if this has been said yet, but if you want to skip school, you can
A.) "Accidently" whack your head on a pole while talking to someone (I did this, but it actually was an accident)
B.) Request to go to the nurse's office on account of a upset stomach, then stick your hand down your throat so you barf. Be sure to barf in the bathroom so they can't see you trigger your gag reflex. (Might get you out for a while if you can play sick too!)
C.) Just pretend to be sick. Say you have a headache and flop around after you get up. Act lethargic. If your teacher notices enough to call home, you're free. =D

  • 07.15.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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luckly i really suffer from migraine headaches (it was heraditory thing seriously not lying) so i alreadly had an excuse since i was 5 years old

  • 07.15.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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heh poor me my parents know whats happenning on Nov. 9th and they will for me to go to school :/

  • 07.15.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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Boss: "Hey, we need you to come in on Tuesday..."
Me: "Sorry I can't."
Boss: "We have to have you come in on Tuesday."
Me: "Then I quit. Simple as that."

lol holy crap November 9th is giong to be so huge.

  • 07.15.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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Men with kids..

"My son/daughter has a doctors appointment"
"My child got in big troube in school and i have to go to school with him for a day"
"My son/daughter needs me at home, he/she is sick"
"My kid's principal told me i have to talk to her"

Men withOUT kids...

"Sorry... urgh... to sick *cough*"
"Im sorta in the hospital right now. sorry"
"I am having trouble with my car"
"My wife is pregnant!!! sorry gotta be at the hospital"
"I have a mean stomach ache"
"Broke my leg, imma be out for a few days until i get the cast on"

  • 07.15.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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I have plenty of holiday-time built up at work so I'm taking time off to play Halo2 and getting paid for it!

If I didn't do that then I'd use my contingency health excuse... Diabetes.. works every time and before you ask, yes I do actually have it.

  • 07.15.2004 3:53 PM PDT

My ovarian deseise....and i'm a dude...

[Edited on 7/15/2004 3:59:22 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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I AM IN 9TH GRADE WHAT SHOULD I DO, MY PARENTS WONT BUY ANYTHING I TRY!!!

  • 07.15.2004 5:25 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Have you ever seen Fherris Buehlers Day off?

Make your hands clammy, put spots on you!
Hide in your closet! There's tons of stuff that you could do.
Or you could just tell them that Halo 2 is real important to you and you want to play it the first day it comes out. I just asked my mom and dad and they don't care as long as I don't take any other sick days from school!

  • 07.15.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Pffft... I'm in sventh grade and I can buy whatever rated game I want. (Unless it has utterly perverted crap in it. Then I wouldn't even want it.) The problem for me is the number of games I can have. x_x If you previously got bad grades at school and your parents won't buy anything for you, start to get A's and maybe they'll reconsider.

  • 07.15.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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well i like "I'm going to play Halo 2 all day (oh.... wait!)" but its a saturday NO SCHOOL score halo 2 all day!!!!!!!

  • 07.15.2004 5:32 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Have you guys seen the new Halo 2 advertisement? If not, here's a link:

http://www.blackartstudios.com/haload2.html

It's freckin' hilarious!

  • 07.15.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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it is a known fact that all rag heads are terrorist scum and need to be wiped out

  • 07.15.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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Doesn't work. o_o I don't see how that's funny.

  • 07.15.2004 5:35 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's not working? Huh...

It's workin' now. Try again. Or at least it's working for me...

[Edited on 7/15/2004 5:37:40 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 5:36 PM PDT

There are two groups of people in the world - those that hope, and those that wish. The first group hopes that nothing bad will happen. The second group wishes that they are there when it does. Which one are you?

-Felix

"I can't come in to work today Boss".

Boss: "Why not?"

"Because Halo 2 comes out today".

Boss: "Oh of course, I understand".

The End

  • 07.15.2004 5:45 PM PDT

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