- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
-Post it note on the fridge-
''Mom, I'm not going to be in school for the week, I already forged a doctors signature on an illegaly copied form agreeing that I have been diagnosed with the Ebola virus. I'll be in the basement fighting for Earth city, and mom whatever you do ignore those silly credit card bills, theres no way in hell I bought 16 flat screens, and 45 Halo 2 limited editions.
Love, your son
The Master chief''