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Subject: Halo 2, Excuses not to go to Work (or school) on Nov. 9

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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You: Boss, I can't come to work today

Boss: Why not?

You: Cause a bunch of aliens are holding me hostage.

Boss: What?! That is the lamest excuse I have ever heard...

You: (silence)

Boss: Hello?

Your TV: Wort Wort Wort.... Die, human!

Boss: Okay.... (hangs up)

  • 07.16.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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i don't need an excuse to stay home from school. i'm home schooled so i can stay home all day nov. 9 and play halo 2 and do the work later.

[Edited on 7/16/2004 7:40:55 AM]

  • 07.16.2004 7:39 AM PDT
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Just turn on the surround sound, call your boss, and start the game up. Hell, just turn on the demo and that'll convince just about anybody.

  • 07.16.2004 7:46 AM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My family has died in a plane crash and I am vegetable.

Oh boss I see that you ran into my twin brother at my house yesterday. And if that doesn't work I'm sorry I wasn't at work yesterday.

  • 07.16.2004 7:51 AM PDT
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Hey Teacher- I can't come to school today, I have to save the world.

  • 07.16.2004 8:24 AM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lol!

  • 07.16.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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Mine is;

Hey im going to pass out Nov. 9th just to tell you in advance.

  • 07.16.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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i fell in my toilet, and flushed it. Then, when i got out, a crocodile came out and i had to fight her off with my plunger, but then i found out she was pregnant!!!!! so as of now (6:00 am) i am fathering these crocodile kids.

  • 07.16.2004 10:35 AM PDT
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I have contracted anthrax.
I have chronic teenage male pregnancy and Nov. 9 is my due date.
My leg is stuck in a bear trap.
I'm in rehab.
I fell off the wagon.
I'm drowning in a pool of my own vomit.

  • 07.16.2004 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: S Pappa
My grandma wants me to bake cookies :D
I have a girlscout meeting....DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
The voices are back,ahhhhh,get away from me.What? The voices say that I need to take the day off...

Peace

hey, dont make fun of my voices

  • 07.16.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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My house is "flooded"

  • 07.16.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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you- iiimmm ssshakkinng too baddd tho ggooo to worrkk toodddaaayyy
boss- are you sick?
you- yes, i feel really sick -BLAM- YOU DAMN COVENANT
boss- where did your "sickness" go?
you- ummmmm
boss- youre fired

  • 07.16.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

my uncle is giving birth
i got sand in my shoes
i sniffed anthrax cuz i thought it was "happy powder"
the monkeys are coming to eat my brain
i am going to appear on a mexican game show
i've fallen and i cant get up!!!

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  • 07.16.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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-Post it note on the fridge-

''Mom, I'm not going to be in school for the week, I already forged a doctors signature on an illegaly copied form agreeing that I have been diagnosed with the Ebola virus. I'll be in the basement fighting for Earth city, and mom whatever you do ignore those silly credit card bills, theres no way in hell I bought 16 flat screens, and 45 Halo 2 limited editions.
Love, your son
The Master chief''

  • 07.16.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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No excuse needed to cut college classes! I'm taking the week off (11/9-11/14), baby!

  • 07.16.2004 11:49 AM PDT

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