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I just got stung by a jellyfish does anyone OW!!! ever felt my pain -blam!-

  • 07.15.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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okay i see everyone has never been stung by a jelly fish omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.15.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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When I was 13 I was stung by a regular jellyfish, a sting ray, and a man-of-war all in one day. When I was 15 I stepped on a sea inenimy.(spelling?)

Pee on the wound. Or pour vinager on it. Which ever is more convenient. (seriously)

  • 07.15.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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...well. i got stung by a bee once....

  • 07.15.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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i dropped jelly on the floor once

  • 07.15.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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I get stung quite often becaue I surf and common treatment is the application of meat tenderizer and vinegar. The pee thing is kinda gross and kinda out dated. You can use the meat tenderizer and vinegar treatment with bee stings and the like as well.

  • 07.15.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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You got stung by a man of war and lived? Wow!!!!

  • 07.15.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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I through a gernade and it bounced back at me and blew up! I actually lived to tell-Oh wait are you talking about real life?

  • 07.15.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Yeah- when I was in Mexico- I got to this nice ass beach and got in the water. There were seriously swarms of jelly fish- all hard to see through the water. So yeah, I got stung like 30 times.
And about peeing on your leg- that is because of the ammonia (which also counterracts toxic gasses too, pee is so life saving!) in your urine. So ammonia is more pleasant by itself than pee or vinegar. So look for ammonia before you start pissin on yourself. You have better mmaneuverability that way too, especially if your a girl... anyway... sick but true...

  • 07.15.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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I got my eye nearly cut open by a jackass bully slingshoting metal eraser tips once and it really stung.

  • 07.15.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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I think the ultimate pain I have ever expirenced was when I was playing tennis, I was working on my served when I accidently hit myself in the balls.

  • 07.16.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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LMFAO!!!!!!

I applaud your efforts. Do you still play Tennis?

[Edited on 7/16/2004 6:53:01 AM]

  • 07.16.2004 6:52 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Oh oh oh um I got stung by a tiny jellyfish once when I was like 9 and it hurted a lot and then when I was swimming back in (all my friends left me to die out there cuz they were too scared to help me, I got stung in the leg) and I got stung again by another huge ass red tentacle gross jellyfish I was like OW!! JESUS HELP ME OWOWOWOWOWO!

On a sidenote the other day I got a huge splinter under my finger nail. That hurts a lot to pull out.

[Edited on 7/16/2004 7:03:46 AM]

  • 07.16.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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When I was a little kid (I don't even rember it very well) I was dumb enough to put my leg on the wheel of a stasiner bike when my mom was using it, OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom told me that it was really bloody, I wasn't being very smart.

  • 07.16.2004 7:28 AM PDT
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I was stung my a tiny man o' war a few years ago. It hurt a little bit but wasn't any worse than a bee sting.

  • 07.16.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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Ive been stung by jellyfish before, it dont hurt that bad, but its as annoying as hell

  • 07.16.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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Speaking of pain, once when I was about 8 years old I fell of my bike while I was going 25-28 MPH and slid on my chest on the very hard concrete for 10-15 feet (Whith no shirt on I may add!) I was a giant Meat-ka-bob after that for a month. And don't even get me started on how much pain I was in or how bloody I was! I'll never forget that day.

  • 07.16.2004 8:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Maskless Grunt
Speaking of pain, once when I was about 8 years old I fell of my bike while I was going 25-28 MPH


Ummm, How?

  • 07.16.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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I was at a pool party so I was all wet and my foot slipped of the pedals.

  • 07.16.2004 8:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Maskless Grunt
I was at a pool party so I was all wet and my foot slipped of the pedals.


I meant, how were you going that fast? (nobody can bike at 25-28MPH)

[Edited on 7/16/2004 9:05:41 AM]

  • 07.16.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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well once i was fishin in waste deep water and there were plants starting to grow out of it almost sholder high and i bumped a wasps nest and like 3 flew up my shirt so i thought they were flys so i hit at them

Nuff said :)

  • 07.16.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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side note to goldeneyes, i've been up to 40 mph on my bike before...people can go faster than 25-28 mph on a bike.

  • 07.16.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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I was hit by a car in 8th grade when I was rollerblading to a friends house. They light turned green so I went across the RR tracks and a car ran the red light and hit me at about 35 MPH (According to the paramedics) I took out the windshield, both passenger windows, passenger mirror, and theres two really pretty dents in her car now. Luckily my dad's car insurance paid for all the bills. I still itch on occasion from the pieces of glass that are in my right fore arm. Advil with Codine (however you spell it) is very effective. Always eat something with it!!!!

  • 07.16.2004 9:53 AM PDT
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i sat on a pencil.
and i also got hit in the face with a dropkicked basketball.
and o yea, im in a fight club. whoops.

  • 07.16.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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I've matched my father driving at 35 mph on my bike, but that was on the fastest gear, with the wind behind me, on an aluminum frame mountain bike with hybrid tires.

  • 07.16.2004 1:14 PM PDT