"Now, I'm not one to beat around the bush, so to speak, so I'll come out and say it: "Self gratification", also known as "jerking off", "spanking the monkey", or "pulling the laughy-taffy". I realize that the urge for self gratification is strong, but remember sons, it means one thing to you; death."
- Richard Browning, the most epic post known to mankind of forums
Captain Grade 3 FTW.
It was much more challenging than H3. I actually enjoy being able to play games where not every single 2 fingered slug with down syndrome can kill me because he hold the analog stick and the R trigger down, and then press the red skittle afterwords. You had to be at least decent to even do decent in H2, I've played Briggy Grade 2's who somehow manage to go -28 in BR's Guardian (They were trying.)
Again, H2 is nothin compared to H1.