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Subject: what would you do if you met a grunt?
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I would probaly give him a hug. what about you?

  • 04.24.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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I would tickle it to death.
Blol.

  • 04.24.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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Stare it in the eye coldly. I would walk forward increasing my pace as I go and then I would wrestle it to the ground beating it to a bloody pulp. After I was finished I would kicked its face in. Before it died I'd rip off that damn methane breather mask and say " Welcome to hell little -blam!-. THis is what you get. " Afterwards I'd rush home, grab a gun, and prepare for invasion. For the Covenant will then come soon. That is of course, if it is unarmed. If it is armed I'd run and get a gun. Then i'd kill it with a nice double-single tap move and prepare for war. I'd also say that little insult after I kill it.

  • 04.24.2004 4:42 PM PDT
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It'd be slavery all over again . . .

I'd use him as a weapon.

  • 04.24.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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i would go home grab a rifle and sit on my roof and wait for it to come into shooting distance.... as soon as it was close enough i would aim for the damned methane breather and shout "SEE U IN HELL" to scare it the shoot...

  • 04.24.2004 4:46 PM PDT

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I'd stare at it fascinated for a moment, perplexed at how it can be so ugly but so funny-looking, almost cute, at the same time. Then I'd rip its methane breather out if its mouth and watch it sufficate. Thats what ya get for sticking plasma grenades on me while I wasn't looking in Halo, ya little sucker! DIE!

  • 04.24.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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No, wait. Let's make sure he's unarmed, then turn him in to NASA. :]

  • 04.24.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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i'd grab a collar and a leash. then after it got on my nerves by talking i would kill it and take it to a taxidermist and put it down as a warning sign to the covanent. along with a sign that sais welcome to hell, wars on our turf now.

  • 04.24.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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those are some pretty evil remarks you guys got there.

  • 04.25.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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come on guys grunts are cool, i wouldn't kill it, maybe if it was a jackal i probably would ;) but a grunt? NO! if it was armed i would take its weapon and wreak havoc or end up selling it to NASA, the weapon not my new pet grunt. i would prefer to have an elite to do my bidding tho :)

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  • 04.25.2004 8:25 AM PDT
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Well i would say that i will bring it to other covenaents on earth. Then i would leap at it punching in his head. Take his weapon and take out his mask make the plasma gun get over powered energy and shoot its head of!

Or shoot it in the head with a sniper weapon and flee from the erath because of the flood and other convent invasions.

  • 04.25.2004 8:25 AM PDT
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i dont get most of these posts, you are NOT the MC you dont have ARs and if a grunt saw you it would happily begin blowing off your limbs. they may run when a 7' killer cyborg with a large gun blowing covies to pieces comes for them, but a normal human? they would simply laugh as you plead for them to finish you off after they have brought you to agonising near death and are forcing you to remain in existance. so b4 you go off saying "ill blow it to pieces" with the rifle that had just materialised put of nowhere, because even if you did have a hunting rifle or pistol at home, do you really think that the grunt will let you do this?you just wont. wow im glad i got that out and im sorry for such a rant. *whew*

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  • 04.25.2004 8:46 AM PDT
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i agree with you. they dont call me the grunts buddy for nothing!

  • 04.25.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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kick him, then run away screaming from his elite friend.

  • 04.25.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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Feed him ice cream and cake.

  • 04.25.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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I would hug it, then take it home and rub its head to assure it that it'll be all right. Then hope the covenant dont kill me, but at least I would have a sheild.

  • 04.25.2004 3:34 PM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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"KILL HIM"
...quote from a grunt now dead in the battle field.

  • 04.26.2004 8:10 AM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Mob of Angry Peasants

Posted by: red mage
I would hug it, then take it home and rub its head to assure it that it'll be all right. Then hope the covenant dont kill me, but at least I would have a sheild.


And I'm sure the Covenant will have no problem shooting right through your shield and leaving you a plasma chared corpse.

  • 04.26.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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well this obvisouly depends on one thing, is the grunt armed? if he was armed i would definitly kill him cause i dont want them damn needles from the needler in me, oww. if he was though i would keep him for a pet, hahaha

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  • 04.26.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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I would put a little sign up in my yard that says:

GRUNT hunting season begins now

then grab my combat knife....gut the grunt.
then Cut its head off and stick it on the pole of my mailbox.
I will do all this to the elite lead grunt...while the rest of his squad watches on...

I will release one of them..to go back and tell everyone else..not to come here

  • 04.26.2004 8:37 AM PDT
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let's see. first off i'd start with some chicanery, like pointing behind him and yelling "here comes MC!" then, when he screams and turns around to face his doom, i'd kick him in the nuts (or at least where i believe his nuts would be). then i'd proceed to continue kicking him in the nuts over and over and over again until he was lying on the ground prone. i'd leave him there to suffer his humiliation after taking his gun which i'd sell to the government for lots of money. then, using that money i'd buy an inflatable doll and an island in the carribean and convert it into a huge bomb shelter to wait out the invasion.

  • 04.26.2004 8:45 AM PDT
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pet him

  • 04.26.2004 9:28 AM PDT
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Challenge him to a one on one footy game.

  • 04.26.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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i would tie him to a tree and beat him with a stick. saying "thats for attaking earth!!!"

  • 04.26.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Satify his grunty thirst of coarse.

  • 04.26.2004 12:37 PM PDT

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