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Subject: RvB quotes.
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I'm not quite sure if this has been done before, but post your fav. quotes from RvB.
I just found the site. It's a glorious day for me.

Mine is on my sig. "Rest in peace pinky toe. You shall be avenged.-Caboose

  • 07.15.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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"OK there's a couple thing wrong here. First, You're Chruch, you don't need a best friend it just waters down the experince."-Chruch

  • 07.15.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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"Hey Doughnut check out my cool bottle rocket!"
"Okay, as long as you remember dont point it directly at me!"
"Okay, and I promise not to forget whatever you just said!"
BOOM
"I forgot!"

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"Tuesday is wash day. And I hate to let my armor touch my skin on account of I chafe easily. So I was thinking, 'Where can I hang out with no pants?'"- Donut

  • 07.15.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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My favorite is in my Sig from PSA 6 (the one with the Mars rovers):

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Or,
Tucker-"Sheila and Lopez are concidering leaving and making their own robot army, and said no one would dare oppose them."
Church-"Did you try to talk them out of it?"
Tucker-"No way! I wouldn't dare oppose them."

  • 07.15.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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"I think it would be ironic if we were made of iron."-Caboose

  • 07.15.2004 4:32 PM PDT
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"I don't want to give anything away, but lets just suppose that one robot contains a hidden microphone that would allow us to eavesdrop on the blues at any time. And lets just suppose, that the other one contains a 10 megaton bomb! Oops, guess i gave it away."
-Sarge

"I knew it! We're all gonna die! STARTING WITH YOU!"
-Caboose/O'malley

And my all time favorite:
Caboose-"Pacifist, so you're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker-"No dude, that's a pedofile"

It's hard to choose a favorite, they're all so good.

[Edited on 7/15/2004 4:38:31 PM]

  • 07.15.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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"Hello? is anyone there? I'm scared of myself!"-Doc, episode 36, season 2

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I think we should take a non-violent approch-Doc
Yes, except replace non with extremly and after it put blood explosion Extravaganza-O'mally

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"Is that my grenade?"
"Yes, i put it in my pants."

[Edited on 7/15/2004 4:41:51 PM]

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"I can't belive Church shot me in the foot."-Caboose
"Don't even start, Caboose!"-Church

I find this one hilarious.

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"Tucker before I died there's something I want you to know. I hate you, I've always hated you the most."-Chruch
"Yeah I know now hurry up and die you prick."-Tucker

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"I've got a -insert the word here...- for murder"
-Sarge

Sarge: Great! With these new color-coded instructions, building robots has never been easier. Now all the thousands of mistakes I've made on my previous efforts see laughably obvious. -laughs- Ah, except for you Simmons, no mistakes there.

Simmons: Yeah, I didn't think so, sir. You're great at this. Even without any formal training or first party certification.
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-Ghost shoots-
Doc: Oops! Sorry about that big explosion.

O'malley: Sorry it wasn't bigger! Hah hah hah!
--

Sarge: Grif, were gonna die. I'm glad we get these last few moments to make amen. My only hope is that I die before you. So that I don't live though the horror of losing a man on the battle field.

Grif: Yeah, I hope you die first too, Sarge.
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"Today seems like a good day to teleport! Geranamo! "
-Sarge
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Caboose: How is that pink armor anyway? Looks comfortable.

Donut: At first I really hated it. But it's kind of grown on me. My old armor used to chafe my thighs something awful, but the crotch in this pink one is surprisingly roomy
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Caboose: That was fun! Okay, okay. Your turn! Truth or dare?

Donut: Hmm Truth!

Caboose: Okay! Tell me all of the reds secret plans!

Donut: Aww you tricked me! You blue guys are so smart!
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"SHEEEIIIIIIIIILA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!"
-Caboose
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"It's very simple. We use a flea-flicker maneuver with a run and gun two by two approach, tactical ops will be- Aw hell. Who am I kiddin? Grif, Donut, just go stand in the way of their bullets while me and Simmons 2.0 sneak around back to grab Lopez"
-Sarge
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Donut: Oh, come on. I could be double 0 Donut!

Simmons: You mean, like D00nut?
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Yeah, I better stop now...

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"Arrrgh, I have a southern accent."-Sarge, In Caboose's mind

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"Son of a -blam!-!"
"Son of a -blam!-!"
"SON OF A -blam!-!"


Caboose- nobody likes you.
I like me.


"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"Yeah. It keeps me up at night."
"No I mean like why we're here in this canyon." And whats this about staying up at night?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Well, you wanna talk about it?"

Meanwhile...

"What are they doing?"
"Talking. Always talking. Thats all they do. Stop asking me what they're doing every 5 minutes."
Pause
"What are they talking about?"


I know these aren't completely accurate.

  • 07.15.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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I've only seen episodes 7-36, where are the episodes 1-6?

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Church: How 'bout if you admit that the Red team sucks?


-Reds-


Simmons: -whispers to Sarge-


Sarge: What if we admit that one of us sucks?


Grif: Nice. Wait... you mean Donut, right?


-Two hours later-


Church: Okay then, we agree to the terms? You first, and then we send over the medic.


-Reds-


Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.


Grif: -sigh- I would just like to let everyone know - that I suck.


Church: And?


Grif: And that I'm a girl.


Church: What else?


Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair... And I want to kiss all the boys.


Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.


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Spartan 096, do you have aim? If you do I can find my CD and send them to you. (Since im nice like that)

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Caboose: No... no wait, go back. Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?

  • 07.15.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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Donut: I think this is what they call the calm before the storm.
Caboose: I call it nap time. Which is right before food time, and then comes foodnap time! That is my favorite time of them all!
Donut: Mr. Caboose... I just want you to know, that even though we are on different teams and we may never see each other again. What ever happens out there today. I'll always remember the moments we shared together. You are now, and forever will be, my friend.
Caboose: Private Donut, that sounds like Private Biscuit.
Donut: Yes, it does.

  • 07.15.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
Spartan 096, do you have aim? If you do I can find my CD and send them to you. (Since im nice like that)

Awww. I'm sorry. We're in the prehistoric age. We don't have it. :(
Do you have your own website? My dad said if you do, you can post it up and I can download it. ( Thanks for the thought. )

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Posted by: Spartan 096
Posted by: Atsumi
Spartan 096, do you have aim? If you do I can find my CD and send them to you. (Since im nice like that)

Awww. I'm sorry. We're in the prehistoric age. We don't have it. :(
Do you have your own website? My dad said if you do, you can post it up and I can download it. ( Thanks for the thought. )


I do, but not enough space to host those files, im sorry. In that "Where has my RvB gone" thread I posted a link though. Also my website (in my signature) has scripts for all those episodes if all else fails.

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"Man, I knew I should've just shot him." Grif

"Sheila, come back to me. I made you a muffin." Caboose

"Actually Donut I dont know if sitting in a corner giggling like pre-pubescent monkey really qualifies as help. But it sure was entertaining." Sarge

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Thanks a lot.

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