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Subject: what's your most halarious moment in halo.
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I had 2 incidents which made me on the ground laughing my ass off.

First, in was in the fifth level, when a grunt went "everybody duck!",
and the next I heard was "NO ho ho ho".

A grunt had thrown it on to another grunt, and most amazing of all, the screaming grunt went back into the ranks and killed the one who threw it. Whaaaaaa!!! Revenge, I suppose.

Second, in the last level, (on legendary), I came upon a fuel rod grunt, an elite, a jackal, and three other grunts behind this pillar in the cafe. Before I fired, I saw a flash of green succeeded by volleys of blue. Then with that came the death scream of all the convenant combined.

The grunt didn't miss the pillar and I didn't fire a single shot. I had to stop playing and calm my aching stomache.

let's hear some tall tales from halo veterans.

[Edited on 4/24/2004 5:51:22 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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by the way it can be in multiplayer.

  • 04.24.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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I shot through an infected human flood with a sniper rifle and it went tthrough another and than it killed an elite.

  • 04.24.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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i did sumthin just this mornin....what was it? i forget. ill remember nad post it.

  • 04.24.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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lol i was in multiplayer and i touched the wrong button of my mouse so i launched a frag (there was nothing in front of me i was trying to snipe sum1) and from nowhere a hog just jump on it. O_o lol this was 2 funny

  • 04.24.2004 6:13 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

I was in Two Betrayals, in the middle canyon (second pulse generator area, before you get to the underground section). I got in a banshee, and I was flying around, picking off the enemies that weren't in the shade stationary turrets... After I had delt with the enemies, I went to ram the shades off the cliff and watch the grunts in them scream on their way down. I had knocked two off, and to my satisfaction, it succeeded without problem. The third decided to prove more difficult... it only went halfway off the cliff, and the grunt was still in it. Noticing it was leaning over far enough off the cliff, I decided to come up from under it and send it into the air.... I did. It rose about ten meters into the air, and flipped the Grunt out of it, who went even higher. I started to laugh my ass off as I flew in to ram him and kill him in midair.... but what happened next, I was totally unprepaired for.... The Grunt screams, "Not again," (since when they fall, they say things as if they had a plasma grenaded attached to them) and this enemy banshee comes out of nowhere and runs him down in midair! After I recovered from the shock and laughter, I finally said, "What the -blam!-?! That bastard stole my kill!" So, as punishment, I gave him two tastes of my fuel rod cannon.

Best. Thing to happen in Halo. Ever.

  • 04.24.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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damn, I didn't know you could ram them in midair.
It works on sentinels though. It the final level, I rammed then with the warthog.

  • 04.24.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Ok this happened last night...during our first LAN game in the dorms.

It was 3 v 3, in seperate rooms. We were playing Sidewinder CTF, and it'd been a stalemate for a good 30 minutes with no one being able to score (us defending them attacking all the time). Well then one of their guys grabbed our flag and started hauling through the tunnels, I'm sitting up in the bluffs watching their base...

Then all of a sudden I see them pop out of the tunnel with the flag, and my roomate going around that big 'U' shape in a warthog. My roomate did an S-turn into the building, and ran over the guy when he was 3 steps from scoring. It was amazing because he went through that building cleanly, and NAILED him...while they were already celebrating in the next room! =)

That made my night, I was laughing for a good 30 minutes or so and chanaged the tide of the game...we won 3-1!

  • 04.24.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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i don't know if this is funny but i was playing the second level for like the 3millionth time(i love that level!!!)and i walked across the bridge at the begining and destroyed one banshee and started to continue quickly and looked up at the other one and the stupid elite like ejected or somethin cause the elite fell and the banshee crashed without damaged i flipped it and tried to get in but could'nt!and thought darn wouldn't it be fun????

  • 04.24.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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I have a few. I was playing co-op on Assault on the Control room i think.. and we went up this one ledge, you know that leads out to the top with all kinds of people(this was legendary btw) and then we killed all the grunts and were running when a banshee came out of nowhere and KILLED ME! then i responded and went to grab my stuff, but i lost my rocket launcher, so i went down to get some ammo, AND THE -blam!- KILLED MY AGAIN! SAME GUY! so i got really pissed.. then i responded and said f** it and was fighting. I got into 2 red left and went down to the same spot to get a health pack.. AND I GOT HIT A THIRD TIME, ON THE SAME LEVEL, BY THE SAME BANSHEE!! Later, it left, or so we thought. We went back in ghosts and saw that it got stuck in a tree!! The elite's feet were dangling and stuff.. HAHHA HELLA FUNNY.. i got payback, because we just got a checkpoint before we found it, we kept restarting at the check, just so we could kill the -blam!-. Next, i was playing sidewinder CTF once, 8 players. My friend had one rocket left, and was gonna pick up a needler.. so he fired the rocket into blue base(we were red) from the far mid base.. just because.. and left.. All of a sudden a guy goes up there, cuz his partner is gonna like throw the flag up, and all of a sudden, he catches the flag and gets a rocket in the face!! i was laughing my ass off!! Another sidewinder, this was team slayer. Again with the one rocket, this was from blue base, and he fired it like, at the cliff area right, and left.. wait a few seconds.. and all of a sudden they come around in a warthog and get hit!! funny. Next, it was blood gulch. I fired a rocket from red base over where the teleporter was, cuz the guy in the base teleported, so i fire, take out my AR, and follow, before i know it, MY ROCKET HITS ME!! SUICIDE!!

Funny, one level, i think it was, the maw.. on easy(for the fun) we just shot off all the floods' arms and had them follow, harmlessly =D pets, if you will

  • 04.24.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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in two betrayals at the end when the 2 wraith killed each other and when a grunt stuck a grenade to a elite.

  • 04.24.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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i playing 4 vs 4 ctf 100% health no shields SW, stalemated 8-9 next point they scored would win. The other team thought they were really cool and couldn't lose because they had both warthogs in there base and had people in the gunner and anyone who entered there base would be killed immiedatly. I went to there base chucked a frag in from around the corner killed both the people in warthogs ran in, grabbed the flag got in a warthog and ran over all four of them(2 had respawned) on my way out.I scored tying the game

Then later that game. i made it into there base got the flag and escaped through the teleport, one of there guys was sniping and the cliff edge so i went behind him and back meleed him, then i went to go through the next teleport but one of there guys was blocking it, he jumped thinking he would back melee me as i came through but he accidently telebumped me to the top of the map, he had no idea what happened and why i didn't come through the teleport,and was even more confused by the fact that i was laughing my ass off so he kept waiting there. meanwhile i was on top of the map going to my base his team had wiped out my team and was at my base, 2 of them waiting to intercept me, 1 returning to their base with the flag. So i dropped to the top level of my base and went down the later and scored while they had there backs turned. When they realized that i had scored the host yelled WTF really loud and his mom came in and got mad at him while my whole team was ing up

  • 04.24.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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i was in co-op with my friend. we did the no enimies trick in assault on the control room, but left the enimies alive on the first bridge( this was legendary) we than both got in a banshee and went back to the first bridge to kill some enimies. and when the gold elite came out, i was shooting him with both guns( my friend was down below killing the marines or something)the gold elite fell to the lower level of the bridge, so i went to the side to keep shooting him, then all of the sudden, the elite jumpped out towards me with his sword and blew up my banshee. we were laughing for days about that

  • 04.24.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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I once saw a grunt staring at the ground spinning in circles.

  • 04.24.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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One of the funniest things that happen over and over is in Damnation when someone picks up the rocket launcher climbs the ladder then goes through the portal you follow him through and give him a crack in the back of the head while he get's a double kill.

  • 04.24.2004 8:34 PM PDT
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it's also funny when you put it on a stage like prisoners and everyone has plasma pistols running around cracking other people in the face....it's like a 16 player all out brawl.

  • 04.24.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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Ok this is embarrassing. 343 Guilty Sparks, after finding the flood for the first time. I was trying to escape and when I got to the malfunctioning light bridge, I had no idea where to go. I kept trying to time the flashing light patterns and would die every time being cut into by the beams of light. And I just kept going right back in a circle to the bridge. I was totally stuck. So I decided to buy the strategy guide and see what to do. After reading that there's a room off to the left of the bridge that takes you to the other side, I felt like a dumba$$! Oh and the circle thing lasted for four weeks before I bought the book. Ah well! I can laugh about it now.

  • 04.24.2004 8:51 PM PDT

I'm just a 3D artist trying to go straight.

One time on Co-Op in the second level (if I said "Halo" you would probably get confused) me and my freind were demonstrating the different dammage of mele attacks.

"If you are in the air and moving foreward I think it doubles the dammage"

so, I wander off and he encounters an elite, who proceded to be annoyingly difficult. My freind shot half an Assault Riffle clip at him and then Mele'd him backward. The next thing my freind sees is the elite scream and fall down and me flying through the air while finishing my mele attack. appearently Master cheif can jump, flip his pistol, hid an elite in the back of the head, flip his pistol again, land safely and procede to watch his freind piss himself with laughter.

  • 04.24.2004 9:03 PM PDT

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One time in multi player we were playing a team slayer in hang,em high. I was running up the ramp that leads on top of the room with the windows (were you get an health and 2 shotguns). anyways as imj running up the ramp an enemy player run towards me and throws a plasma grenade right for my head.....i ducked (accidently) and the grenade stuck to his teammate that was going to shoot me in the back point blank range with the shotgun...the guy who threw the grenade realized he missed as i duck so he ran up to me to shoot me with his shotgun just as he realized his grenade stuck to his partner...the shoot that was supposed to kill me from the back killed the guy who threw the grenade and i jumped away so the guy with the plasma grenade on him wouldnt hurt me....(but he did) i got away with three yellow bars while the other team got a -2 score for killing each other...i was laughing for the rest of the game

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Ok I have a good story. Me and my friends had a lan party. We where playing a 3-5 ctf because my team really sucked. So our dead weight (which was one guy) decided to do whatever it was he wanted to. Well we had played the for about an hour and it was down to a tie the next point wins. Well, their best player comes running past our dead weight with the flag and is about the score.. He's yelling out "Im gonna Win,, This IS IT!!" Well our team mate steps around the corner with a rocket launcher and blows the guy to hell with his last shot. Well it doesn't end there. The second red guy comes around the corner and sees nothing but the flag because our guy had already went to his hiding place. Well good for us bad for him. Our guy comes from out of the corner and guns their second best player down with the assualt rifle. It was so close that when he died the flag landed on the score zone. Needless to sa we robbed the victory and took it for ourselves. Im here to tel ya.. I'll never bad mouth him again.

  • 04.25.2004 2:14 AM PDT
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once i was pliyn a LAN game wiht 7 other ppl it was ctf and the enmy had my flag and was on top of there base about to score but somhow i took a shot at him nailed him in the head he fell dead wiht the flag right next to his flag like a foot away i thiuyght they would score but they ddint 1 byb 1 they all ran towrds the base to core but i killed them all 1 guy jumped off the top off his base i hit him in the head and he did a flip and landed square on my flag and somhow it wass connected to his falg and they scored i was pissed but he died kool

  • 04.25.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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this isn't hilarious but it's a halo moment and i can honestly say it tops all of your combined. we were playing an 8on8 game for a good 3 hours, it was awful it was a sad sorry stalemate. well it was 2-2 and noone had scored in a bout 2 and a half hours. so they finally grab our flag and get away with it. while they were doing this i grabbed the invis in the middle of the map (btw this is happening on blood gulch) and i hide in their ase with my assault rifle and a shotgun. little hope obviously, well apparently one of my teammates, my best friend actually, had given up hope and had grabbed the sniper on our base, red base. and started spiining in circles and firing.

so i'm in their base hoping i can kill them when they drop from above which apparently they were (crashed a hog into their base and the flag bearer was running up the ramp to drop in and when the game)

keep in mind that the other team was singing "we are the champions" in the other room.

so on my friends 3rd shot, while spinning, no zoom HE HITS THEIR FLAG BEARER IN THE HEAD as he is falling into their base.

from my angle i just see through the sun above me the enemy corpse drop in frob abobe and our flag is returned as it falls on me, i then grab their flag and take the hog he used to get back to his base to escape. for the win.

it was great, suddenly the singing stopped and our team erupts in cheering as the yell NO!!!!
if you have a halo moment as crazy as this i really would like to hear it but i think the point is, THERE IS A GOD

  • 04.25.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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In sidewinder I was playing with 3 of my other freinds it was 2 on 2. Sometime in the game my teammate and my friend from the other team were fighting. And the guy on the opposite team won. I was watching this through my scope and I couldn't get a shot. The guy from the other team yells out. Boo yah, I killed you. I was knocked out of scope accidentally shot and killed him in one hit. Isn't really too funny, but it was great when it happened.

  • 04.25.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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There was one time that i drove the warthog all the way through assult on the control room. I saw it on halo.bungie.org and decided to try it. I went on coop and dropped about 60 grenades under the warthog where there are 2 bridges above you. I primed a plasma grenade and through it under and watched the fireworks. I went through the level and got to the warthog and drove it to the control room. It was in the cutscene.

  • 04.26.2004 7:17 PM PDT