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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
Note: The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.


Official quote posts:
P. 11
P. 12
P. 13
P. 21
P. 22
P. 35
P. 39
P. 44
P. 58
P. 70
P. 79
P. 82
P. 86 + Epic Threads Section
P. 88
P. 89
P. 99 (Current)
P. 103

Flood Sayings Pictures
April Fool's Day, 2009

Grow up?

Secret Facepalm

Wrong forum, moderator

Shall not stop full page

Shenanigans

Crusade Ended

Yoozel and Halcyon argue.

Speak American!

Inb4 lol ownage

Ban those "guys"

Who what when where why?

Don't Ask Flood for Advice

Flud r Dumd

You have PhD?

A World Without [Blank]

Something funny

Black Dot

Poop soda

Classifieds are dead

Massive banhammer

[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

  • 05.25.2009 11:40 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: muffin man one
The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.


Posted by: Chobo 66
In all actuality your post means nothing to me.


Posted by: Elite Mouse
Posted by: Blood Drunk
Who's with me?


The people on the halo 3 forum.

Go away you bimbo.


Posted by: halo dude6464
OK seriously.
The boy one was funny
The xbox one was killing it
This is just like making it camp in the Halo 3 fourm for a week and broadcasting in live 24/7...... tourtue


Posted by: Happypera
wow thats alot of fail... ill name it failamanjaro ::} muhuahuahuah


Posted by: Great_Pretender
WOAH, I only just realised that I can access the admin tools from the main page on the admin site (right at the top of the page).

I didn't realise that. I'd been typing in the url for the banhammer from memory. :/
-TGP-


Posted by: JesusismyHomey
Posted by: EpiDemic 1
i would buy out bungie and make them the best video game company ever and give them what they need for their survival and treat them right. Those are the things Microsoft lacked doing.
Give them what they need and they will start to slack off! Use your money to buy their human rights away from them and they will crap out all the games you will need.


Posted by: SniperJKA
Posted by: Lemons
Its the sad truth.

The sad truth is that the cake is a lie.


Posted by: parHXCour
i procras.....


Posted by: JAVA2
Posted by: SuperSniperMC
But seriously Ghandi2, just relax a little bit.


Hey! Only I can scold Ghandi!!!


Posted by: JAVA2
Posted by: Ghandi 2
This is a really weak OP. What exactly are we supposed to discuss? The game doesn't come out for another 3 months.


Uhh Oh! Someone is having Mod withdraws!!!


Posted by: GruntOfAction
Maybe the people who made the iPhone should make a console..Oh, I know what it would be called:
iBlow, and the handheld version would be iSuck.


Posted by: scott smells
I was wondering is the halo series fiction or non fiction? did it really happen?


Posted by: MSI
You're going to have to clarify your definition of Ninja. If it's forum ninjas and real ninjas all battling.. well, it was nice knowing you Recon.


Posted by: JesusismyHomey
A lot of talking will get done, but members are just too lazy to actually do anything. Any improvement to the community will be entirely accidental.


Posted by: Me 001
[ME] is not avalible at the moment please leave a message at the tone, if you have a request for [ME] press "1", if you have a comment press "2" (etc., etc)
to contact [ME]'s pager, press 15, to translate your message to another language press 243,912*long pause*BEEEEEEEP*


Posted By:zippy50193
I'm sorry. manswer does not compute

*explodes*


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Z makes it cooler.

Try it.

"Momz, canz I havez some lunch nowz?"

She will be amazed. Or take you to a specialist.


Posted by: Psychosomatic
Posted by: AngrySwedishGuy
Posted by: Psychomatic
"I could care less."

It's couldn't you idiot.

I could, I just don't care enough to change the amount I care.


Posted by: Vaderhater027
Posted by: Silver4455
Need help with possible migration of hard drive

Hard drives usually travel in herds, so If you want to follow their migratory patterns, they shouldn't be too hard to track. Your best bet would probably be to tag your hard drive and set it free to follow the others. Be careful when tracking the hard drives though- CD-ROMs and floppy drives have been known to follow migrating herds of hard drives, and if you fall too far behind, you could be in trouble. Just be sure to keep downwind of the herd but not too far back. You don't want to end up as lunch for a hungry BIOS...


Posted by: rogeris87
I love old news!


Posted by: Gun of August
...you don't want M$ to have your credit info, yet you created another one, only to give your credit info to purchase it...

Utterly brilliant.


Posted by: Krazy Kraut
Posted by: Super Noob 1258
WENSDAY!!!


I hope to God you misspelled that on purpose.

*holds gun up to my head*


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Posted by: dedone
"It's as cold as Antarctica in here. Wait, is it Antarctica or Alaska that's cold?"

edit: Of course, that makes Ben the 100th president. He will be cloned, and then run for office, with a land slide win, becoming the first clone of a dead man ever to be president of the U.S.


And then the national bird will be changed to the wild turkey. Also, it will be required for every american citizen to fly a kite whenever a thunderstorm is present within a 10 mile radius of their home. Not doing so is considered treason and punishable by death.


Posted by: Tyler the Klepto
WTH is "rwcopn"?


Posted by: I run with mp7a1
i am a very articulate person. in engrish.


Posted by: XB0XDEM0N
Posted by: Rogue Kitty Kat
im listen to phones ringing and office gossip :(

LOLSUX2BU


Posted by: Bee Boy
Posted by: alexandertheless
your mediocre and your parents never loved you because you where adopted.

Congratulations, you've just caused your English teacher to have a stroke.

-Bee


Posted by: slumz
Posted by: SUICIDAL M0NK
i am feedling kinda bad he's homeless))

how can you feedling something?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


Posted by: echo630
Posted by: Propagandhi
LAN parties were cool when I was in grade 10

Oooo look at me, I'm Propogandhi, and I'm better than echo, and I'm Canadian, oooooo.


Posted by: X Rampancy X
Posted by: The Spetnaz
Theirselves

You managed to post one word and it doesn't even exist.


Posted by: Sniper McGee
Posted by: g english
It's not like my opinion matters. Anything I say you do the opposite.

How was school today, Sonny-Jim?


Posted by: evilcam
Gah. Try to stay on topic. The Flood is not your...um...soap opera.


Posted by: Ghandi 2
Posted by: AnalyticalEdify
Posted by: Ghandi 2
...I ****ing hate the internet.
Don't like Hyakugojyuuichi!!! then?

To put it mildly.


Posted by: Ghandi 2
Posted by: Stevemcguy
If The Flood don't know him then he isn't an internet legend. Sry.

In the scheme of the internet, The Flood is beyond insignificant.


Posted by: The Successor
hippose


Posted by: TheFloridiot
Posted by: Mi5TA 5N1PE
"for all those who said this day would never come, what are they to say now?"

Some prophet, Halo 2
Is halo 2 a movie?


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
I question your rediculously loose grasp on the english language, and therefore you lose.

GOOD DAY SIR!


Posted by: Mabian
Comics? Comicks? Comix? Take your pick.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:14 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 11:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.


Posted by: JAVA24
Posted by: camoflage
WTF mine is dead

Sir, I doubt your graham crackers are dead...


Posted by: Vista
Posted by: cortana 5
I guess we can just celebrate it on the Se7enth of July.

"Setenth" of July?


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Posted by: combatcarl118
Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Wow what kind of FUBAR thread is this?

This isn't FUBAR, this isn't even BOHICA, this is more like SNAFU, if even that.

But it definately is TARFU.



Posted by: Blue Jaguar
zomg shishka am hot



Posted by: bacon greese1521
I'm gelling like a felon, want some melon? This is my bride, Hellen McMellon.


Posted by: t3h face sauce
Posted by: Orangewrath
Probably global warming

have fun with 78 degree weather in winter :]


Doesn't global warming make winter colder?


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Charvet95
well i wat to clear halo of retards

Best. Idea. Ever.

You've got MY vote!


Posted by: RussellTheHippy
Posted by: Need2Hide
Endwars is x1000 better.

Endwars is times 1000 better? I'm perplexed by your inability to put the adjective before the noun.


Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Posted by: Fuzzy McDoodle
Posted by: T B1ZZL3
No, i have not.


Have you ever....

Watched a pr0nz movie from start to finish?

...

Have you ever realized that you are an immature 12 year old?


Wrong, i'm an immature 14 year old.


Posted by: McCarvill
One small step for Man
One Giant fail for flood-kind


Posted by: Pyroshark
Knives are sharp
No, just the sharp ones.


Posted by: Terps356
I think I get about 15 minutes of real actual work done in a week.

:D


Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Blade967
Don't do it! ITS A TARP!

Don't take the fact that I've been imprisoned three times for youth-stalking get in the way of showing yourself.


Posted by: neoshogun
memes FTL, good god remember that lemon vs lime one. Then a while before that the pregnant threads. And somehow the combined the two. Good Stosh! Where is the fun in pregnant lemons!?


Posted by: impurity
I actually think XBL has restrictions on certain words like that to avoid having you making your own mistakes. If you dodge around it someway and get caught, you'll probably get busted just for going out of your way to be silly.


Posted by: Zacharoni9
Posted by: The SyNnergy
I'm just naturally dumd.

priceless, i hope that that was on purpose


Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou
lolwut?

Learn Englihs retard.


Posted by: Millertime1402
Well i live on earth, so its light blue.


Posted by: Caminator13
Posted by: IuIz
I believe it's video editing.


No blam sherlock.


Posted by: Happy Jack
Define half an ear?


Posted by: Skinny Os
Posted by: WidowMaker9394
FAILER, I feel sorry for you.


do u mean "Failiure"?

if so than u fail at spelling fail


Posted by: RussellTheHippy
I must notify the department of redundancy department.


Posted by: beehive inferno
put pancakes in the CD drive see if they toast


Posted by: Sgt Fro
Posted by: snake eater1234
Get on the roof and do a barrel roll.

That means he rolls off the roof.

I like the way you think.


Posted by: The jeffers
Go half way. Buy it, but then don't play it.


Posted by: SirSpleen
Posted by: Morpheus
N-n-no one likes my idea?

*cries*


geez, someone should invent a self-pity inhibitor


Posted by: uber nu8
...

1. No.
2. Halo 3 forum.


Posted by: MrSpinkleswirth
Posted by: More Easy1
Some sort of substance, that when applied, allows two surfaces to stick to each other.


Yes, that's an excellent idea!

it shall be colored Green and Blue....

we shall call it.......Glue!


Posted by: monkeymarine291
i know who gets the apples!!!! my mom!


Posted by: Reanimation
Well, your grammar and lack of punctuation are a disgrace to humankind in general.


Posted by: psyko78
Sure I'll buy a rank that I don't deserve, that will make me feel good about myself


Posted by: Morpheus
hey i am selling a ban hammer.

fr33!


Posted by: MrSpinkleswirth
Posted by: Mattbluhalofan
Posted by: SarcasticXGamer
Sure, but first you must cast a level 12 spell on the disk.

How is that helpful?

you need to have the windex of divine wind and kleenex of clearing before you have to cast that spell.


Posted by: navybro23
are you awaiting the hammer? im not talking bout the hammer of dawn, but the BANhammer. its stalks you in the high grass, waiting to pounce...


Posted by: OD97
Good for you, total b.net care-o-meter --> 0%


Posted by: Mattbluhalofan
The best game ever is yes? The best game ever is no?


Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Enjoy your clogged arteries good sir.

-blam!- now I have the munchies....


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Psychosomatic
Posted by: A Dumb Door
If I had any dignity, that might have been degrading.


That is going in my sig.


Glad I could help.


Posted by: CAVX
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.


That's not a question, now it's impossible to get my cookie.


Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
Posted by: HaIoChick4Ever
Fastest: .2
Average: 0.178


how the hell is your fastest time higher that your average???????

ERROR ERROR


Posted by: Labeled Entity
[Status: Forced emergency start-up initiated.]
[Confused question]: May I ask what you mean with your statement?
[Status: Accessing recorded file <info.BadBall3r47=M04D28Y2008H2M44>...]
[Upset question]: According to the above file you typed in the words "I am so sick of these.". Are you emplying that my comment in some way sickens you?
[Upset statement]: If that is the case, I must admit I'm not too fond of humans either, for I must assume that your disliking is directed to the fact that I'm an artificially constructed being, far superior to you.


Posted by: BaBoOn 101
The first time I got rickrolled. It was actually kind of funny... the first 823543 times.


Posted by: parthath
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Discuss.


Posted by: xi Eric ix
Posted by: Batzter
One word: ponies

*walks away*

that was three words, sorry. you phail


Posted by: fatcatlives on
Viva Pinata had some intense firefights.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:16 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 11:42 AM PDT

Posted by: Crimson Scuba
Posted by: The Last Templar
More than 2 years.

... you mean 5 days, right?


Posted by: nimRODz
im going to beat you to death with a wet noodle. and then im going to make your mom eat said noodle.


Posted by: paulster5315
This list will continue to grow as everyone replies, depending on what people do concerning lightbulbs or something of the sort.

Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)
1 to change the lightbulb and post about it
14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently.
1 to move it to the lighting forum
2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum
7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post
5 to flame the spell-checkers
6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts
9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp"
15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term
19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum
14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum
36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion
5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously
4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b"
28 to flame the flamers
9 to post poems about lightbulbs
12 to flame the poets
7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs
4 to report the links are broken
6 to fix the links
5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy
4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago"
13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs"
1 to post pr0n
12 to comment on the pr0n
1 to eat lightbulbs
2 to remain speechless

And finally...

1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again.

Credit to Chronic Apathy from HIH.


Posted by: halodevildog
That would be about $ 2549.95 with out shipping

with shipping = $ 2586.42


Posted by: theheat101
I'm semi-computarded. What's a clock speed?


Posted by: halo dude6464
I'm really starting to think we should post off topic topics in the Halo 3 fourm.


Posted by: An assauIt rifIe
Posted by: corycorycory15
How old are you
Old enough for punctuation.


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Saint Michael
My coomputer and 200 empty cans of diet pepsi

I wish that I had a coomputer... : (


Posted by: Member128
Flamengir + Girlfriend.....
///
DOES NOT COMPUTE


Posted by: NoNeckin
*bops head slow while patting the air*


Posted by: frondew
I finish reading your first post, then you decide to make two more long ones?

Bleh, i'll read it later.

~fron


Posted by: EJTheSnail
Posted by: Orpheosis
Is it bad I have nothing to talk about?
This is the second time I've seen you flaunt your "normalness". If anything, too much self-confidence is your problem, sir.


Posted by: onthehook
Chubby chicks are good at danceing. Or atleast how I dance. But no whales allowed.


Posted by: frondew
Posted by: jacob crawford
girl to give me a bday jb.
Have a fun birthday jow blob.


Posted by: WolfBoy72
Posted by: siIlyboy haz gun
do a barrel roll

Ok, any tips on how I could do that in a small building?


Posted by: EJTheSnail
hurrdurrk


Posted by: Predator Eagle
Old? Urrghh, I don't really give a Coca-Cola about USA or V2 anymore.

I have a coke can next to me thats why i said that.


Posted by: Mandalore Yautja
Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Eh...
Such contribution!


Posted by: Daku Nuva
Screech, Fake Tears, Cut, Cut, Cut, Cut...


Posted by: rraaaaawwwwwwwr
Posted by: DeNniz101
stop posting stop doing other things posts or i will post stop posting posts on your post


Fail Troll is Fail.


Posted by: SymbolicUsername
No, it can't, as it isn;t legal. If it was, well, that's not something I'd know.

You know what, fock you, semicolon key!


Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Posted by: RussellTheHippy
Posted by: onthehook
Bill the retard.

Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


Posted by: Caboosethedead
Posted by: Buggzy
Posted by: Caboosethedead
No, because they can't annoy me and that annoys them. I'm the anti-jerk.

Now excuse me while I listen to Feed my Frankenstein.
I eat kittens.



BABY KITTENS!


I hear they are quite tasty.


Posted by: MasterBeef12345
1) You spelled announcement wrong.
2) Periods are you friends
3) Hell will freeze over before the military lets a dumbass like you in.
4) Russell, you want to do the honors?


Posted by: Mykester
lol i am smrat


Posted by: Member128
Posted by: Caboosethedead
bump

Reported.


Posted by: Mykester
Posted by: BUNGIEBOY
3.Eat Luch


What? You eat out Luch, the foreign exchange kid from Romania?


Posted by: Gruntslayer5145
Posted by: Qwerty Pops 117
It's because you touch yourself at night! >.<

HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!
wait...u weren't talking to me...

disregard that!


Posted by: FLAMEnGIR
Me>>>>>>>>Gir


Posted by: JTaM93
Posted by: LyteBulb121
I only play with myself.

o mai how derty of u


Posted by: Recon Number 54
A little bloodthirsty there, aren't we?

Bombs aren't the best things to use in a medical situation.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
"Meaningless! Meaningless!"
says the Teacher.

"Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless."

What does man gain from all his labor at which he toils under the sun?

Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever.

The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises.

The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course.

All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again.

All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time.

There is no remembrance of men of old, and even those who are yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow.


Posted by: defenderofgo
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
I thought it was a dog lapping up water.

You would.

Oh wait, you did.


Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: fallen snow hero
*Slurp slurp slurp* Sorry what?


Oh, do dicks come in liquid form now? Interesting.


Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Posted by: asploded
Why did it give me the option to edit TB1ZZL3's post?


Because Achronos sucks ass at writing Javascript.


Posted by: ConformistFTW
Posted by: IuIz
Girls have balls?


Obviously.


Posted by: Blade967
Posted by: T B1ZZL3
Be quiet, Joseph.

Calm down, Thomas.


Posted by: aTALLmidget
Posted by: Godavari
This makes me think of The Dark Knight.
I'd think that, from a physics standpoint, there's no such thing as either. The physical boundaries of nature don't allow for such extremes to exist.


Your name reminds me of chocolate.


Posted by: Pirated Goods
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Pirated Goods
Your mom is a hypothesis
Boys, I think the evidence is conclusive. We have discovered another species of Ignoramus. I shall label it "Ignoramus Moronus," and we shall put him in a zoo.


At least I don't have a pu­ssy.

Wait, what?


Posted by: Buggzy
*Faceanvil*


Posted by: K1ngSpore
Posted by: Bullets Kill
How did you manage that?

I was eating pancakes and got maple syrup on my iPod and tried to wash it off with water.


Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: IuIz
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm willing to assume it happened, because that would just further support my hypothesis that this kid's an idiot.


Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: cortana 5
I just take the coffee of the week at Starbucks. :)
^This is a perfect example of why a woman's brain is 1/3 the size of ours.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:17 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 11:43 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS IN A FEW DAYS!!! >:(((

The first ones aree old though. From the other thread.

[Edited on 05.25.2009 11:45 AM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 11:43 AM PDT

"I'm a floodian....
Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4

"I'm a floodian....
Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4

  • 05.25.2009 11:43 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

It makes me sad not to be there

oh ... im not funny >_<

_______________________________
OH YES IM THERE ::!! YA

nao stop posting postings about me ! !

[Edited on 05.25.2009 11:47 AM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 11:44 AM PDT

Why are some Halo Vehicals named after animals? Is Halo just one big Zoo?

Wall of text!

  • 05.25.2009 11:44 AM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I'm not on there. I must not be posting enough.

  • 05.25.2009 11:46 AM PDT
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a5g6j2l7k sj2jasjk6j2khjak 2h1kakshj5h2

Damn, now that is a fine list of quotes.

I don't tend to save that sort of thing, but nice work.

  • 05.25.2009 11:47 AM PDT

*pets Mitsy*

  • 05.25.2009 11:47 AM PDT

International Army for the Liberation of Hotdogs.
" The Grunt " - Death Served on A Screaming Platter!
You lack the majestic curves of a ripe banana! YOU SIR ARE A PINEAPPLE
win
Justin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.

1. how long did it take u to make this?
2. My god, this is pretty funny
3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG
4. ???
5. Profit
6. Epic win thread.

  • 05.25.2009 11:48 AM PDT
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Delta Productions

Do you have what it takes to be a ninja? Then join Ninja Academy

~ Ninja Cat

China called. They want their wall back.

  • 05.25.2009 11:57 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

*searches for self*

*looks in mirror*
Ah, here I am.

  • 05.25.2009 12:00 PM PDT

Posted by: CHRISLY0NZ UK
oh -blam!-
I need help
britney spears
-blam!-
She's growing on me...
I'M STARTING TO LIKE HER MUSIC.

Posted by: petitminou
I'm not on there. I must not be posting enough.

You are.

  • 05.25.2009 12:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Soul drinker108
1. how long did it take u to make this?
2. My god, this is pretty funny
3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG
4. ???
5. Profit
6. Epic win thread.

1. In total, about 10 minutes. It doesn't take long to say quote, then copy+paste into a notepad document.
2. That's it's purpose
3. Horo? It's all contained on one page.
4. ??? meme indeed....
5. I'm not selling it, ya know.
6. Why, thank you. I am glad that you enjoyed it.


Now, remember people. I update this thing all the time. Check back often, and read the bottom of the last post for the most recent quote.

  • 05.25.2009 12:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

imma firin ma lazar!
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awesome!

[Edited on 07.29.2010 4:41 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2009 12:13 PM PDT