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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Nothing short of legendary.

For epic thread section.

[Edited on 09.06.2012 8:55 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2012 5:53 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

+1 for you good sir.


Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

8 years. That's how long it took for a mod to lock that thread.

  • 09.04.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

  • 09.04.2012 5:54 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

I somehow expected this coming, nonetheless, I agree.

  • 09.04.2012 5:54 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.

  • 09.04.2012 5:55 PM PDT

"I hate airplanes."
-Francis

I STILL GOT PAGE 100! HAH!

As for the necrobump, the prophecy foretells that Porch Day III will happen. It will be horrible. Cena will run loose and The Flood will be banhammered until it turns into ash.

  • 09.04.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
So why was it resurrected in the first place?

  • 09.04.2012 5:56 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!


Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

This. Please, for the love of [insert godlike figure of your choice here], add this.

  • 09.04.2012 5:56 PM PDT

"I hate airplanes."
-Francis


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
So why was it resurrected in the first place?


Recon messed up.

  • 09.04.2012 5:56 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
So why was it resurrected in the first place?

Idk, blame Stosh or something.

  • 09.04.2012 5:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
So why was it resurrected in the first place?

Idk, blame Stosh or something.

  • 09.05.2012 12:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Adamal123

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: Haloroach
Nothing short of legendary.

Why was it locked?

No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
So why was it resurrected in the first place?

Idk, blame Stosh or something.

Dammit Stosh!

  • 09.05.2012 2:46 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

Epic!

  • 09.05.2012 2:49 PM PDT

The first ten replies to this thread were pretty funny.

  • 09.06.2012 3:07 AM PDT

Don't have the links but I have been in some hilarious ones.

  • 09.06.2012 3:09 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings *Back online, Epic Thread section moved*
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Just stumbeled upon the original xbox.com thread

  • 09.06.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Just thought you guys ought to know, my lazy streak is over. I FINALLY handled the like 13 messages I had over the past couple days. HUGE amount of content added.

  • 09.08.2012 11:37 AM PDT

I find you rather shallow and pedantic.

Some for the epic thread section. First one was recent. Second one was kinda old, I'm not sure if it's been suggested already.

Here and here.

  • 09.10.2012 12:58 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This

  • 09.10.2012 7:26 PM PDT

Not sure if this thread has been said already but...

  • 09.16.2012 1:41 PM PDT

Posted by: xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx

Posted by: Teh_Zoid
I am a female


You silly, there's no such thing as girlz, they are a lie by the gobermint.


Oh how I hate gobermint conperencies


I noez right? First they sayed that there are no ufoz and stuffz, now dis?


This, made me actually laugh out loud for real.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74821320&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1

[Edited on 09.16.2012 10:04 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2012 10:03 PM PDT

If you clicked on here to ignore my coup, why? Do I look ugly to you? Do I look fat in this dress or what? Jerk.

The Flood being helpful, as usual.

[Edited on 09.18.2012 2:43 PM PDT]

  • 09.18.2012 2:43 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

How soon is too soon to post something hilarious? oh well here goes.

Thread Title: flood, cheer me up :(
Posted by: Ultermarto
Every single one of your ancestors lost their virginity. You dishonor them!

  • 09.22.2012 6:08 PM PDT

The reason nighttime Flood is best Flood

  • 09.23.2012 11:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Video of Rodent's Abode
Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

Wow... Reading through these gave me a huge wave of nostalgia.

Good times.

  • 09.28.2012 1:03 PM PDT