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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

The way I see it, we both lost anyway.

"Life is like a wooden plank, ya never know when it's gonna break..."

  • 07.25.2009 1:22 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: FAO7BX
Posted by: sargeantomeg4
Posted by: FAO7BX
Posted by: FLAMEnGIR
No, it's too hard.

*must...not...say...thats what she said...*
agreed, though, the combat in morrowind was really stupi-THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Game-Hit miss, hit miss, hit miss
Me-Screw this I'm using console commands.

i had it for xbox, it was more like
game- miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, arrow at point blank range-oh you missed again, and the innocent peasant you were trying to kill pulled out an electric sword of jew-killing and killed you in one hit, even though you're christian.

me- lolwut

Posted by: mondoux
Posted by: Echo14
Posted by: BLIB
Posted by: asploded
Posted by: night haI 1
Play Portal
the companion cube almost killed me D:<

The companion sphere almost made me kill myself.
The companion pyramid is superior to all.

I believe you have forgotten about the companion dodecahedron

Posted by: Fatal_Coin_Vest
Posted by: HipiO7
Like an hour ago when i cut myself cutting up chicken at Subway
That's why there was blood in my cold-cut combo!

Posted by: MrSpinkleswirth
Posted by: PlaypetX
God, this is retarded. You people want the "old" Flood back, well, what was so different 3 years ago? Rules? Members?

It's the exact same, people just talk about how the "old days" were better to make themselves look cool.

says the man with the one year old account.

:)

Posted by: About seven fish
Posted by: Andrew94
OMGZZZ WALL OF TEXT

That was a pretty big blow to the confidence in the plan, huh?

Posted by: petitminou
Older than plant life.

Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Dont Say Lazy

Lazy.

Posted by: da5boroughs
So you'll know what's about to happen, here's a bit of anatomy about the smoke candles we were using. At the back end, there's a rock hard(or probably harder) piece of wadding just inside the bomb that keeps smoke from coming out of that end.

So I'm holding the canister, and all the sudden smoke starts oozing out from all directions, but I thought nothing of it, I just pulled my shirt over my nose and kept holding the canister. that was my fatal mistake

KAPOW!

There must have been some kind of terrible backfire in the smoke bomb, because at that moment the wadding shot out at a speed mankind has yet to record, and hit me right in the crotch. Outch. That still hurts as I'm typing right now.

Plus, smoke bombs are probably bad for the environment.

Posted by: Groundzr0
Posted by: mount420
Posted by: Groundzr0
so wait... now its a dance off? this thread is going to the crapper fast then...

Going?

good point...

Posted by: a rabid snail
Posted by: fallen snow hero
She contradicts herself with this statement......
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Groundzr0
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Decimator Omega
I haerd if you bypass the blam filter you get banned.

It is a risk you take whenever you do.

Sort of like speeding. And nearly everyone who gets caught asks "why me and not all of those other people I see doing it all of the time?"

to sum up, just dont do it. plus the "-blam!-" is more funny than any cuss word.

Posted by: EJTheSnail
-blam!-ing BBCode while eating. Goddamn.

Posted by: peoples champ36
Posted by: KLJF22
Posted by: OFearTheCircleO
Um no.

Posted by: peoples champ36
No thanks. Please do kill yourself though.

then why'd you post :'(
i'm going to get my gun

Don't forget the safety!

Posted by: defcon11
Posted by: Wifout Teef
The Game?

I hate you so much now.

Posted by: The Slayer
Posted by: a rabid snail
your life.
lol

Posted by: Apollo DZ
I can buy an awesome car but not an awesome plane?

Posted by: Apollo DZ
Son of a -blam!-. Looks like tomorrow morning is ruined for me.

Posted by: Apollo DZ
Hahaha! Botulism! Ha!

Posted by: Apollo DZ
Does seeing this topic make anyone else feel stupid?

Posted by: Apollo DZ
I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.

Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Not because it was ridiculous, but because in the first season, it's ridiculous

Posted by: Valmar
Err... *gets off the flood*

Posted by: muffin man one
I was going to take part in this thread but when I seen that you bumped it I refuse.

Posted by: Elusive Spartan
Posted by: Groundzr0
GTFO

lol. There is a name for this phenomena, I believe it is called...

NEEERRRRDDDDRRRAAAGGGEEEE

Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: dare410
Posted by: petitminou
Neither are as bad as kicking the ground so hard that it makes your big toe bleed.

You would do that... Why?

I missed the ball.

Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Fatal_Coin_Vest
Posted by: Captain K Mart
They go bowling. Sounds like fun to me.
Well, truth be told, you're somewhat of a loser.

I prefer the term bloody wanker. And if you prefer the threads can form a nice latticework and be the sheets of the gods.

Well, truth be told, you're somewhat of a bloody wanker.

Posted by: JTaM93
Posted by: Wobo Wobo
a chopstick is clever enough to be clever
Doctor Eggman... or should I say Wobotnik?

I shall foil your evil plans one more time!

Posted by: Badge Man
Posted by: owner1317
My father was killed by Bungie. Still think it's funny?

That's what they all say.

Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Member128
Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Member128
I agree.

Hey, me too. Wanna go out some time?

Sure, *shy smile* are you free Friday evening?

Sure. Did I mention I fought at Normandy?

Posted by: Woodsie
Posted by: BiIly Mays
Let's not.

So says Billy Mays!

*Ba Doom Ch!*

Posted by: Shmookies
Posted by: fallen snow hero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiaBNWF7FPc]JUST TO TRY IT!
Fink Lail.

Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Pieman191
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Man, that's dee-

YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY

Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: A Dumb Door
13 vertical inches vertically

Posted by: A Dumb Door
socks, and shoes, bracelets

You are bad at speaking today.

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Posted by: Oxcytocin
Thursday at 7.

Also, by.
spell-ing RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: The Slayer
Posted by: MasterBeef12345
Posted by: The Slayer
what dose your's have on it?
Im pretty sure my mouse pad isn't on any dose of anything
lrn2funny

Posted by: GBF7
Posted by: Tidus Zero
A mod or admin.
Nyyyuuuuurrr

I made, like, 3 topics (excluding this one).

Posted by: Gheystation 3
Biggest. Title. Fail. Ever.

Posted by: Pieman191
Fail Named Hyperlink is Fail.

Posted by: JAC Overlord
Posted by: Hi Im AsyIum
Posted by: Caboose042
no excuses

Caboose doesn't like having other cabooses here.

It makes him crazier than usual.

Posted by: Hi im Asylum
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Mr Secksy Man
Insecure much? You think you're hilarious but you're just being a fgt -blam!-. FV2 is becoming pretty tight-knit, I don't know why you'd be that scared to share your picture.

lol. I'm doing it as a joke. I don't want to show my picture because I want people to wonder, and never really know who I am. I like being somewhat mysterious.

You have an aura of mystery equivalent to that of a paperclip.

Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Heh coincidentally, I found out my beard trimmer doesn't work this morning.

Looks like I'm going lumberjack for a while

Posted by: LankyBrandon
Posted by: bagan bodies 2
So if I were to fart...

The whole universe farted on me?

You farted on the universe either way bud..

Posted by: IuIz
Fart: I don't understand this fact thing.

Posted by: mudkip
Posted by: tmlkrsllljqslj
/thread

[thread]
I reject your reality and substitute my own.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:21 PM PDT]

  • 07.25.2009 1:22 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Get ruled.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Hello everyone. I've been gone for a week camping. I'm back, and I'm trying for the top of a page again to add another quote section. Please don't hinder me. Mods, I'm not bumping, I just need the top of another page since I've run out of room.


Good to see you back.

  • 07.25.2009 1:23 PM PDT

"No Survivors"

Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: WarDonut 99
Epic Fail!

Shut the Hell up you French prick.


thats worth putting down

  • 07.26.2009 8:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
My memory eludes me.
Perhaps it only tells you that it does.

  • 07.26.2009 1:07 PM PDT

Beans Are Friends, Not Food.
We have to kill animals or else they'll die.
Food chain and all that.
Question: Would you ever become a vegetarian?
Answer: God no, who on earth would eat a poor defenseless vegetable? An animal can at least defend itself.

Posted by: TrickyDonut
I saw a license plate that had ***-S7D(the 7 is a T)
(censored, the 3 numbers)


I bet the three numbers were 666. The STD of death!

  • 07.27.2009 3:57 PM PDT

Posted by: i Spark i
phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.
THE Game?

[Edited on 07.27.2009 4:53 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2009 4:53 PM PDT

What's the hold up Dumb Door, I want to see the newest collection of totally radical quotes from these completely stellar Floodians.

  • 07.27.2009 9:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
What's the hold up Dumb Door, I want to see the newest collection of totally radical quotes from these completely stellar Floodians.

Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating.

IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.

[Edited on 07.28.2009 7:52 AM PDT]

  • 07.28.2009 7:52 AM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating.

IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.


Well, one, don't be sorry, cas I was utilizing the literary technique of sarcasm there. Second, that's horrible, and I'm deeply sympathetic to your woe.

  • 07.28.2009 8:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating.

IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.


Well, one, don't be sorry, cas I was utilizing the literary technique of sarcasm there. Second, that's horrible, and I'm deeply sympathetic to your woe.

That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.

  • 07.28.2009 8:23 AM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.


Whoa man, I never said the thread wasn't funny.

& I thought the sarcasm was a dead give away, calling The Flood "totally radical" and "completely stellar" :D

  • 07.28.2009 8:25 AM PDT

Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.


Whoa man, I never said the thread wasn't funny.

& I thought the sarcasm was a dead give away, calling The Flood "totally radical" and "completely stellar" :D

Meh, internet post is hard to understand. I would need to hear you to really get the full effect of your post. Oh, well. Enjoy anyway, I just added a few quotes.

  • 07.28.2009 8:31 AM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Meh, internet post is hard to understand. I would need to hear you to really get the full effect of your post. Oh, well. Enjoy anyway, I just added a few quotes.


That it is, that it is...


Also, WOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 07.28.2009 8:34 AM PDT

Tone Matrix
My Best: 8482, 4224, 59392, 110626, 58496, 4096, 59432, 110728, 57864, 4128, 116872, 102400, 50216, 4176, 2208, 4096
Mario Theme: 82052, 82052, 0, 82052, 0, 82448, 82052, 0, 81986, 0, 0, 0, 84032, 0, 0, 0
My First: 256, 86016, 64, 10834, 0, 86080, 16, 43088, 0, 86274, 66, 21826, 0, 87040, 256, 43330
Star Wars Theme: 8448, 8448, 8448, 2112, 0, 0, 264, 0, 0, 528, 1056, 2112, 0, 66, 0, 0

Haha, he took my suggestion.
Why can't we all just be purple?

  • 07.28.2009 6:47 PM PDT
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Is anyone here even talking about flood funny sayings? Haha


Check out my screenshots, please rate and tag, thanks

  • 07.28.2009 11:40 PM PDT

Posted by: SeanzUnstopable
Is anyone here even talking about flood funny sayings? Haha


Check out my screenshots, please rate and tag, thanks


No, but we're certainly not gonna talk about your screenshots. EVER.

  • 07.28.2009 11:42 PM PDT

Happily married to Fatal_Coin_Vest since July 1st, 2009.

Thank you, Captain K Mart.

Not trying to annoy you or tell you how to do you're job, but you should update the OP to link to the two new pages of quotes.

Just sayin'.


This page and thirteen aren't listed.

[Edited on 07.28.2009 11:53 PM PDT]

  • 07.28.2009 11:49 PM PDT

no. nonono

Posted by: SharkWing
Posted by: Wears0fGar
I've witnessed a meme become created.

And now i regreted now.

You're not alone, brother, you're not alone.

When I first saw it, I knew it had potential.

I laughed so hard that I jumped in joy.....and now i regret it now.


Solely because the ceiling fan was on high speed and it isn't that far from the ground.

OUCH


You need a psycharitist or you now regreaded now.

But you don't really have many optinos, ask Janed, she's good with this stuff.

but make sure you don't regreated now

Man I should really go to bed the flood is crazy, it's making me regreaded now

[Edited on 07.29.2009 2:46 AM PDT]

  • 07.29.2009 2:45 AM PDT

*To all mods* I'm not trying to bump, I am making an attempt at the top of the next page. Please excuse the lack of necessity, but I need to start getting more pages.

  • 07.29.2009 12:10 PM PDT

*Tries for next page top*

  • 07.29.2009 12:11 PM PDT

You're saying this ISN'T bumping?

  • 07.29.2009 12:12 PM PDT