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Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: xxOVERKILL78xxx
I'M AN UNFUNNY ATTENTION WHORE

Fix'd

  • 08.12.2009 11:33 PM PDT
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8/14.
Never forget.

  • 08.12.2009 11:35 PM PDT
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8/14

They forgot the first time.

They won't forget again.

  • 08.12.2009 11:36 PM PDT

At the end of an obvious statement you must put an obvious statement mark. It looks like this:

"The sky is blueisuck"
And
"This is a sentenceisuck"

Narwhal.

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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Neptunne0100
I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long.


On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.

Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.

The truth hurts babycakes.
lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...


Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.

  • 08.12.2009 11:37 PM PDT

Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

  • 08.12.2009 11:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Black Guy
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?
cuz ur big n fat


Shut up, Black Guy.

And no, you can not call me a rascist.

[Edited on 08.13.2009 4:16 AM PDT]

  • 08.13.2009 4:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.

  • 08.13.2009 4:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Squirtle
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.


Shut up, Squirtle.

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?

  • 08.13.2009 4:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Squirtle
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.


Shut up, Squirtle.

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now racist to Pokeman?

Yes.

  • 08.13.2009 4:30 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Squirtle
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.


Shut up, Squirtle.

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?

No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.

  • 08.13.2009 4:31 AM PDT

My care mug is empty. c[_]

Posted by: wolfdawg125
you sir, are a retardd.

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?[/quote]
No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.


-But I am funny. :{

  • 08.13.2009 4:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Squirtle
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.


Shut up, Squirtle.

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?

No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.
do a barell roll lol door ad that plz

  • 08.13.2009 4:34 AM PDT

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: Squirtle
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Posted by: the X to the 47
Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.


Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?

The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him.

Also, the guy above me is racist.


Shut up, Squirtle.

Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?

No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.


Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

  • 08.13.2009 4:34 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>

  • 08.13.2009 4:39 AM PDT

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>


Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.

  • 08.13.2009 4:42 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>


Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.

I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm?


I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other meaningful point to your post).

  • 08.13.2009 4:48 AM PDT

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>


Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.

I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm?


I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other meaningful point to your post).


Hello! He responded to that guy by saying "cuz ur big an fat" like an immature 11 year old! I felt like I should respond by telling him to shut up, then adding a possibly rasisct remark to get my point across.

Again, people are assuming too much.

  • 08.13.2009 4:55 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not.

People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.

Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>


Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.

I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm?


I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other meaningful point to your post).

then adding a possibly rasisct remark to get my point across.

Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think?

  • 08.13.2009 5:00 AM PDT

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think?



When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.

  • 08.13.2009 5:07 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think?



When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.

I disagree. They don't listen to bans so words have little effect, that 'black guy' has already broken multiple rules and I think he has been banned before. In my experience in these forums, using harsh language doesn't have a stronger effect and only makes you look more immature ('witty' doesn't work either, in your case).

Besides trolls don't stop until they are banned, they are here for the responses and flames. The only way they stop for good is when they are bored, or ignored for long enough.

Besides I have used "go away" before :\

A good quote: "Don't argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".

[Edited on 08.13.2009 5:13 AM PDT]

  • 08.13.2009 5:11 AM PDT

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think?



When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.

I disagree. They don't listen to bans so words have little effect, that 'black guy' has already broken multiple rules and I think he has been banned before. In my experience in these forums, using harsh language doesn't have a stronger effect and only makes you look more immature ('witty' doesn't work either, in your case).

Besides trolls don't stop until they are banned, they are here for the responses and flames. The only way they stop for good is when they are bored, or ignored for long enough.

Besides I have used "go away" before :\

A good quote: "Don't argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".


Witty isnt the word to describe it, but I have to agree, he wont listen to that or anything any of us try to say. I have seen the rare times when a troll stops, usually when one guy is "witty" and pretends to be a ninja telling him he will "ban him." lulz.. Lucky hes not making a scene at us right now. Bet hes offline 0_0.

The argument is now of topic, and so is the thread, so Im gonna stop. Thread is far too precious to lose to the mods.


  • 08.13.2009 5:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: xxOVERKILL78xxx
I'M A STING RAY

ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA

PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED
WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA
You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.


What that a serious attempt at any sort of humor?

Because it really sucked.

serious
humor
Houston, I think we've found our problem.

But seriously guys, don't derail the topic too much.

  • 08.13.2009 9:59 AM PDT