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Posted by: phantompop
Posted by: PJBUCK
i dont even know how to respond
...but you did respond. Weird paradox is weird.
Posted by: Pieman191
*faceplanet*
Posted by: paulster5315
Well...
On the first day of school, I walked into my math class, found a chair and sat down. Our teacher wasn't there yet, apparently. Five minutes later, she walks in. I look up and see this woman as ugly and fat as a manatee in a boat accident, and what's the first thing that comes out of my mouth without a second thought?
"Man the harpoons!"
My classmates all stop talking and turn to stare at me. My teacher looks at me and frowns, but says nothing to me. My friend Dane looks at me, looks back at the teacher, and laughs.
Posted by: PATTON 2007
Posted by: Truth of TX
Posted by: Guitarman381
I would kill Osama Bin Laden and avenge everyone on 9/11
Osama was behind 9/11?
Hm.
Thou shalt not start flame war
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Quadropheniac93
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well, I can't drive it, eat it, or have sex with it, so no.
Well, TECHNICALLY, you can do all three...
Yeah, well technically I can do a reach around with a blue whale but I'm not about to go swimming in the ocean to do it.
Posted by: bbman killer
Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: Plasma Prestige
I am planning to buy an Elite soon
What kind of twisted person are you? Buying aliens is not okay! They have rights too!
i bought the one that comes wit the energy sword and it goes
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Posted by: OMG a spoon
Posted by: Adro99
China Called
they want Anchorage back
Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: Mordicaii
Deutsch!
Deutschbag.
Posted by: Aeterna Mortis
To Splaser or not to Splaser. That is not a question.
Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: Professor Cool
Posted by: Jayd Sky
Posted by: Tonoottu
Posted by: Doctor Worm
*decides not to post in this thread*
Posted by: The Flood Sniper
You're worried about your gold running out, while you still have 7 months left? Ok, buddy, you're getting added to the hitlist.
The Flood Sniper, Assassin For Hire
Posted by: zergbreak21
roflcopters away!
take this
*hands Omega flame sheild*
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Skillet98
You don't get Recon.
Recon gets you.
Rawr!
Posted by: Copycat Username
Posted by: Woodzy14
wow, leaned this in grade 7
Wow, aren't you something.
Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: edableshoe
Posted by: Slender Man
It's hell of a lot of fun to do
Plane or Heli?
Flying spaghetti monster
Posted by: ninja panda
I was im'ing this girl and she was 'bout to go to sleep and she said
"I'm going to sleep now and no, that's not an invitation ;)"
and I jawfloor'd.
Posted by: ELA TONY
one day i was sort a hyper and started talking to myself *ITS NORMAL >:[* and my mom walked in she stayed there for like 5 minutes hearing my conversation about scary Chinese men
*face wall*
Posted by: RedRaptor
Posted by: Lawless17k
wait
-blam!- i thought I was still banned
Welcome to your new one.
Posted by: Ditto
*discusses*
am i doin it rite?
Posted by: Helter Skelter
I can also command fish. They don't listen, but I can command them.
Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: Sub Zer0stryker
Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
As a lifeguard, I think I understand society more than it understands me. I've seen things no man or women should ever see...
A giant turd in the pool?
Well, it wasn't giant, it wasn't exactly in the pool, and I'm still not sure if was a turd, but it looked damn like one.
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: smilingLiGhTnIn
Oh yeah? Well... Well.. .YOU suck at acting!
Yeah, you tell 'em!
Posted by: Navaha42
Who the -blam!- is Dumblydork?
Posted by: ninja panda
lazy funneh genius
...because "genius" is an adjective. -_-
"Ingenious" is the third, then.
Posted by: Ph33r Th3R3aper
Posted by: FTD Ark Angel
First, DO A BARREL ROLL!
Second, find out its power level. (if its over 9000, submit)
Third, Falcon punch it.
Fourth, overuse memes
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Posted by: TcreavisAwesome
Your welcome.
GET OUTTA MAH OFFICE!
Posted by: petitminou
I put off playing Xbox all the time. Too much work.
Posted by: bagan bodies 2
First!
Edit* GOD FUKIN DAMNIT
Posted by: derka derka
What's this girl think you speak of?
Posted by: Garshne42
Posted by: I midway I
Posted by: Garshne42
Pulls out energy sword.
"By the Prophets! Our true foe has revealed itself!"
*Throws a Brick at Garshne* Thats better..."My shields! You dare oppose Sangheili?!"
Posted by: EgO Slayer
Posted by: rebecca 218
i do and i am 12 years old
Orange juice doesn't count.
Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Luigi. You just have to feel sorry for him.
"Hey, look, it's Mario and.... some other guy!"
Posted by: crefster
Do Posted by: A Barrel RoIlThat's what she said
Posted by: Ditto
Duardo.
There has never been a woman as beautiful as she!
Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
TRICK QUESTION!
THERE AM NO GIRLS ON TEH WEBERNETZ.
Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
Myself, I am woman hear me roar.
Posted by: Kashaki Q
By trained with, do you mean played COD4?
Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
You forgot the AK-47 which goes, PEW PEW PEW!
Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Posted by: The Holy Taco
Yes, why should we exclude women from parts of our society?
I'm excluded from the girl's locker room, so its only fair...
Posted by: Banjo Hero
Posted by: Step n burn
Posted by: Knowing1
Workout/run.
Really clears your head up and makes you feel good about yourself.
unless you're this guy
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Posted by: Meowth
Posted by: Caronongan
Posted by: Commander Apache
Football sucks dick.
No. It's the most action-packed, intelligent, and entertaining sport in the world.right beside pokemon
Posted by: AK 47625714
How many of these -blam!- traps could there possibly be?
"I'd like to play a game. You will notice the finger to your right, it is covered in saliva and is aimed toward your ear. After this tape is done playing, the finger will move slowly to your ear. In three minutes, it will enter your ear, giving you a wet willy like you've never experienced before. The only way to prevent this is to saw off your testicles, and get the remote hidden in the sac, and turn it off. Good luck."
Posted by: irishfreak
Posted by: Beato
Posted by: RageSnipa96
Xbox 360I don't buy garbage.and yet you bought mario and luigi game? contradiction
Posted by: sE Irish Guy
wait so you would rather buy handheld game that needs batteries and no online and has 8 bit graphics over a 360
retard
Posted by: IliKEpOPtaRTs54
Yo dawg. Where mah peeps at?
Posted by: phantompop
Babies should not be showered. They should be eaten.
Posted by: Lord179
Posted by: Bapabooiee
Bill Cosby.
He's dead, right?
Edit: Or am I thinking of Ray Charles? That blind dude.Wait, wasnt Bill Cosby, like, our president, or sometin?
Posted by: TheMasterLeaf
Posted by: Thing 333
if it doesn't fit anywhere else, it goes there
At 6000 newtons, it doesn't need to fit. It will fit.
Posted by: spirit of sand
The bridge is over there troll.
Posted by: Meowth
say hi to her
but its too scary i cant risk it
>.>
<.<
[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]