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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Happy New Year! Fresh new quotes for 2010!

Posted by: Necessary_Evil
Posted by: Warrgarbal
Posted by: Corogebob Chob
Posted by: Necessary_Evil
Posted by: Cerebrus Knight
Don't.

stop

believin

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

then she said you know the rules and so do I


Posted by: Napkin
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Amputate, at the neck.

This is why I love you.


Posted by: Napkin
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Napkin
An alt. My other account is Sandwich. I only did it because it was an awesome name.

Sandwhich?

No. Sandwich.


Posted by: All of humanity
Posted by: DA HITMAN 117
I presume your in Kindergarten if you can't spell smart.

Heh


Posted by: Maybe You WiIl
rawr im a spiky dinosawr rawrrrrrrrr eattttt myyyyy hotttttt dogggg (this is in response to my friend pretending to be a dinosawr)


Posted by: Lawless17k
Posted by: Skinny Genes
Posted by: Lawless17k
err... Lieutenant Grade 4, UNSC

Nub.

I respect your position sir, but screw you.


Posted by: Shadowman235
Suicide is illegal.

If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.


Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: tehUBERn00blet
2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi.

It's called hacking, genius.


Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
i sigh in relief, relief of being free from the h3 forum for 5 goddamn minutes.


Posted by: Darksoulgamer
When I rofl, I get out my patented rofl mat to rofl on


Posted by: ChaosZero59
Posted by: tylenol jr
What was that language? Why wasn't that video in American?

Because "American" isn't a language.


Posted by: General Kmart
Captain Kmart, you are to report back to HQ at once.


Posted by: Tonoottu
Posted by: Dr PhiI
KILL IT WITH FIRE!


I'm never going to watch your show again!

>:(


Posted by: Vladimir Lenin
Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: General Kmart


obvious troll is obvious

lol

*eats a sammich

In soviet Russia the sammich eats you!


Posted by: N0BUNAGA
Posted by: MLG Macias
Thx Floo
Who's Floo?


Posted by: Darkm0d
Posted by: the squee masta
Posted by: Doodle
Posted by: the squee masta
guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes
No, the Coup Group rhymes better.
if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb

just checking though


SHOOP DA COUP!


Posted by: The Undead Monk
You must be new to the Internet. Go see the Offended Page.


My best during my brief time with the flood:
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: Maybe You Wont

so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book

...
This book might be of particular interest to you
Seriously, use it.



Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO

Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?


If I answer would you GTFO?

No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/


As long as you move somewhere.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: Wyatt
Orcastrate not or castrate.
You mean 'orchestrate?'

No, orcastrate.

What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.


Posted by: Memphis blue 72
P-P-P-Pedobear!


Posted by: Memphis blue 72
Posted by: The PoliceCrap, we're screwed. WHO SQUEALED?!?! WHO?!


Posted by: fadeHappyx
Posted by: The Police
Dude...

I can't even count how many things are wrong with that post.


This post + your username = WIN.

Besides that, tough man, It sucks meeting someone and then they just disappear. But hey, it's probably for the best, you didn't really "Know" them, you just played games with him.


Posted by: King Robert IV
Posted by: H22O22
Lol. I'm sorry, but this is funny. If you've never met him in person, don't worry about him. He's probably off doing better things and you should too.

"Hi... I'm from... I met your son on the internet and um..... He's like my best friend.... and stuff....


Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: King Robert IV
Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: silentowl72
shut up -blam!-, you probilly have no friends. even on xbl

Oh yes, since the rest of us aren't trying to find a guy on the internet, we have no friends. Care to back up your claims?

Admit it, its good to let go.

True, I'm gonna go hang out with the loner group...

Wait...


Posted by: Skinny Genes
Posted by: tylenol sr
CALL0FDUTYmwf2

CALL0FDUTYmwf2 is better..


Posted by: Bapabooiee
Posted by: DiabolicSpartan
Indeed

*Sips tea*
You know, that statement is just so worn-out and tired. It has lost all authenticity.

Whenever I see someone say that on a forum, I imagine thousands of other people in top hats and monocles around the Internet saying "indeed" or "indubitably", and then sipping tea at the same time.

The sound of so many people simultaneously sipping tea is just like the white noise you hear from the thoughts of all the Borg in the Borg Collective at once.


Posted by: ferrisbulldogs
Posted by: Zable Burner
Here just tell everyone of the dumbest thing you have ever seen

1) I saw an amish dating site....

2) Nicholas cages acting (in most of his moveis)

I seen you spell movies, "moveis"


Posted by: mityman50
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png

How is it that we can do that without any organization, but we can't count to God damn three?


Posted by: Iotrguy
Posted by: PV2 FatCat
Posted by: Iotrguy
Posted by: PV2 FatCat
Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Today is one of the saddest days for me since today ended a relationship of almost 5 years with my girlfriend :( , now I'm very depressed and not wanting to do anything.
Everything began from that in my work a student invite me to take a coffee and my girlfriend became very jealous, I try to make her understand it but everything is in vain because our relationship ended today and I do not know what to do, please help me, What should I do???
I'm not gonna raichu a love song

What about pikachu a love song?
I'm gonna Pikachu while you're changing, watch your -blam!-in back

Feel free to come in.


Posted by: The Fizz Ninja
Posted by: A jacal
:|
I agree.


Posted by: da5boroughs
Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
I think my brother is a les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
I think my brother is a les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
brother les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
BROTHER L.ESBIAN.



WAT


Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Klederson
I need help Flood


You're -blam-ed.


Posted by: chrism312
Posted by: FigNewtns
Posted by: iiX shoots86 Xii
idk, what were you looking for out of that response?

you to be afraid.

Fail troll has failed.


Posted by: K Funk
Posted by: droppedasababy
African babies need the money more than you.

Well then they should have bought a lotto ticket.


Posted by: Bornswavia
Jesus you are from the future.


Posted by: TRITESANDWICH
20010? daaaammmmnnn. Im just in crappy old 2010 here in taiwan.


Posted by: J1285
put a new dog on his porch


[Edited on 12.31.2009 9:44 PM PST]

  • 09.30.2009 6:31 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Posted by: phantompop
Posted by: PJBUCK
i dont even know how to respond


...but you did respond. Weird paradox is weird.


Posted by: Pieman191
*faceplanet*


Posted by: paulster5315
Well...

On the first day of school, I walked into my math class, found a chair and sat down. Our teacher wasn't there yet, apparently. Five minutes later, she walks in. I look up and see this woman as ugly and fat as a manatee in a boat accident, and what's the first thing that comes out of my mouth without a second thought?

"Man the harpoons!"

My classmates all stop talking and turn to stare at me. My teacher looks at me and frowns, but says nothing to me. My friend Dane looks at me, looks back at the teacher, and laughs.


Posted by: PATTON 2007
Posted by: Truth of TX
Posted by: Guitarman381
I would kill Osama Bin Laden and avenge everyone on 9/11

Osama was behind 9/11?
Hm.

Thou shalt not start flame war


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Quadropheniac93
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well, I can't drive it, eat it, or have sex with it, so no.


Well, TECHNICALLY, you can do all three...

Yeah, well technically I can do a reach around with a blue whale but I'm not about to go swimming in the ocean to do it.


Posted by: bbman killer
Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: Plasma Prestige
I am planning to buy an Elite soon

What kind of twisted person are you? Buying aliens is not okay! They have rights too!

i bought the one that comes wit the energy sword and it goes
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI


Posted by: OMG a spoon
Posted by: Adro99
China Called

they want Anchorage back


Posted by: IuIz
Posted by: Mordicaii
Deutsch!

Deutschbag.


Posted by: Aeterna Mortis
To Splaser or not to Splaser. That is not a question.


Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: Professor Cool
Posted by: Jayd Sky
Posted by: Tonoottu
Posted by: Doctor Worm
*decides not to post in this thread*


Posted by: The Flood Sniper
You're worried about your gold running out, while you still have 7 months left? Ok, buddy, you're getting added to the hitlist.



The Flood Sniper, Assassin For Hire


Posted by: zergbreak21
roflcopters away!
take this
*hands Omega flame sheild*


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Skillet98
You don't get Recon.

Recon gets you.

Rawr!


Posted by: Copycat Username
Posted by: Woodzy14
wow, leaned this in grade 7

Wow, aren't you something.


Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: edableshoe
Posted by: Slender Man
It's hell of a lot of fun to do

Plane or Heli?

Flying spaghetti monster


Posted by: ninja panda
I was im'ing this girl and she was 'bout to go to sleep and she said

"I'm going to sleep now and no, that's not an invitation ;)"

and I jawfloor'd.


Posted by: ELA TONY
one day i was sort a hyper and started talking to myself *ITS NORMAL >:[* and my mom walked in she stayed there for like 5 minutes hearing my conversation about scary Chinese men
*face wall*


Posted by: RedRaptor
Posted by: Lawless17k
wait
-blam!- i thought I was still banned


Welcome to your new one.


Posted by: Ditto
*discusses*

am i doin it rite?


Posted by: Helter Skelter
I can also command fish. They don't listen, but I can command them.


Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: Sub Zer0stryker
Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
As a lifeguard, I think I understand society more than it understands me. I've seen things no man or women should ever see...

A giant turd in the pool?

Well, it wasn't giant, it wasn't exactly in the pool, and I'm still not sure if was a turd, but it looked damn like one.


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: smilingLiGhTnIn
Oh yeah? Well... Well.. .YOU suck at acting!

Yeah, you tell 'em!


Posted by: Navaha42
Who the -blam!- is Dumblydork?


Posted by: ninja panda
lazy funneh genius

...because "genius" is an adjective. -_-
"Ingenious" is the third, then.


Posted by: Ph33r Th3R3aper
Posted by: FTD Ark Angel
First, DO A BARREL ROLL!
Second, find out its power level. (if its over 9000, submit)
Third, Falcon punch it.

Fourth, overuse memes




Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Posted by: TcreavisAwesome
Your welcome.

GET OUTTA MAH OFFICE!


Posted by: petitminou
I put off playing Xbox all the time. Too much work.


Posted by: bagan bodies 2
First!

Edit* GOD FUKIN DAMNIT


Posted by: derka derka
What's this girl think you speak of?


Posted by: Garshne42
Posted by: I midway I
Posted by: Garshne42
Pulls out energy sword.
"By the Prophets! Our true foe has revealed itself!"


*Throws a Brick at Garshne* Thats better...
"My shields! You dare oppose Sangheili?!"


Posted by: EgO Slayer
Posted by: rebecca 218
i do and i am 12 years old

Orange juice doesn't count.


Posted by: Kenny Pwns2
Luigi. You just have to feel sorry for him.

"Hey, look, it's Mario and.... some other guy!"


Posted by: crefster
Do Posted by: A Barrel RoIlThat's what she said


Posted by: Ditto
Duardo.

There has never been a woman as beautiful as she!


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
TRICK QUESTION!

THERE AM NO GIRLS ON TEH WEBERNETZ.


Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
Myself, I am woman hear me roar.


Posted by: Kashaki Q
By trained with, do you mean played COD4?


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
You forgot the AK-47 which goes, PEW PEW PEW!


Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Posted by: The Holy Taco
Yes, why should we exclude women from parts of our society?

I'm excluded from the girl's locker room, so its only fair...


Posted by: Banjo Hero
Posted by: Step n burn
Posted by: Knowing1
Workout/run.

Really clears your head up and makes you feel good about yourself.


unless you're this guy

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!


Posted by: Meowth
Posted by: Caronongan
Posted by: Commander Apache
Football sucks dick.

No. It's the most action-packed, intelligent, and entertaining sport in the world.
right beside pokemon


Posted by: AK 47625714
How many of these -blam!- traps could there possibly be?

"I'd like to play a game. You will notice the finger to your right, it is covered in saliva and is aimed toward your ear. After this tape is done playing, the finger will move slowly to your ear. In three minutes, it will enter your ear, giving you a wet willy like you've never experienced before. The only way to prevent this is to saw off your testicles, and get the remote hidden in the sac, and turn it off. Good luck."


Posted by: irishfreak
Posted by: Beato
Posted by: RageSnipa96
Xbox 360
I don't buy garbage.
and yet you bought mario and luigi game? contradiction


Posted by: sE Irish Guy
wait so you would rather buy handheld game that needs batteries and no online and has 8 bit graphics over a 360


retard


Posted by: IliKEpOPtaRTs54
Yo dawg. Where mah peeps at?


Posted by: phantompop
Babies should not be showered. They should be eaten.


Posted by: Lord179
Posted by: Bapabooiee
Bill Cosby.

He's dead, right?

Edit: Or am I thinking of Ray Charles? That blind dude.
Wait, wasnt Bill Cosby, like, our president, or sometin?


Posted by: TheMasterLeaf
Posted by: Thing 333
if it doesn't fit anywhere else, it goes there

At 6000 newtons, it doesn't need to fit. It will fit.


Posted by: spirit of sand
The bridge is over there troll.


Posted by: Meowth
say hi to her
but its too scary i cant risk it
>.>

<.<


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]

  • 09.30.2009 6:32 PM PDT

Posted by: GrammarFailure
Just touch one.
A hug
a handshake
A HIGH FIVE
FOR GODS SAKE WHY CAN'T I GET A WOMAN
*cries in corner*


Posted by: Meowth
Posted by: Iggyhopper
I see no question mark.

here you go ?
thats gonna be 5 bucks -blam!- are you gonna pay or should i punch you in the throat?


Posted by: harlowOO197
Posted by: Bill schulz
Harlow i know about your royal guard, I know people on the inside.


Cool. I'm Admin. If your buddies start acting up, they will be gone.


Posted by: Laconic Wit
Posted by: nuchy
Just your first name please, no stalkers allowed! ill start. Brock.

Don't give out personal information, kids. Just by the information in this post I have managed to find the picture of the man who posted it.

Here.


Posted by: Mutated Waffle
Posted by: lotrguy
Posted by: Fedilipocat
Posted by: lotrguy
Posted by: Fedilipocat
After my dreaming, I woke with this fear
What am I leaving when I'm done here?

After this thought had passed from my mind,
Another question did I find.
What do we leave after this life,
Only more pain and only more strife?

When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.

As the ages do pass, and all is darkness,
A memory shall stay, colour in the grey.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."


Posted by: Corporate FatCat
Posted by: Riolent Vapist
Posted by: Corporate FatCat
Posted by: Riolent VapistWe should hang out some time
. Ok , midnght under the bridge? The password is cookie
Awesome, I'll meet you there


Posted by: harlowOO197
Posted by: mount420
Posted by: BonePanda
Posted by: PETEYENG
38 :D


I call BS

agreed since is the maximum score not 36?


Yes, but he was obviously referring to his score on the SAT.


Posted by: Happy Tissue
go to xbox.com, but dont go to xboc.com :|


Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: Vengeful Donkey
I have a blood boner for innocent death.


As opposed to an air-pump boner for guilty death?


Posted by: Bravehart10000
Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Rhea
Small talk. Where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite movie, have you seen any good movies lately, what music do you listen to, what is your favorite class in school, etc.
I'm 16, like comedy movies, pop, soft rock music (whcih I know is what she likes-she's my FB friend, but I'm NOT a stalker :P), I like math lol.
*facepalm*


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Neptunne0100
BANANAS! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

Yes, bananas...


Posted by: splatter ghost
there's a demo!?!
*walks away*
OMG a brick
*walks back*
there's a demo!?!
*walks off and is hit by a short bus*


Posted by: DontShootThis49
Just a little something I said to a nub who posted in the wrong forum.

Posted by: CornishNinja
Halo 3 problems that ned 2 change. Post more if i missed any!

first of people being TOO serious while playing on halo 3
zombie problems: people in turrets on zombie maps and camping spots when it takes 5min maybe more to kill the surviour!
booting problems when me my bro accedently betray someone we get booteds when some1 betrays me on purpose i can't boot em me mybro was on a moongoose some1 was throwing gurnades (on the other team) so we tryed to drive awayu really fast and some1spawned infront of us so we accdently splatterd him so he botted us and when some1 killed me for the bomb or for a beam rifle i CANT boot!


I've got one. Your stats.


Posted by: I 5ee You
No, my boy. Now you're eating a sammich.


Posted by: Bill Moseley
Posted by: The Holy Taco
**This is a thread about moonshine not the piracy of media.**

I have recently decided that I would like to set up a distillery in order to make moonshine. I don't plan on selling anything, I am mainly doing this to see if I can and to see how good I can get at it. The process of making and distilling ethanol is fairly easy and doesn't require too much fancy equipment.

So I am curious, what do you guys think of this plan? Am I crazy for trying this? I would also appreciate any helpful tips that people might know in order to improve my moonshine.


by distillery do you mean server? and by moonshine do you mean torrents?


Posted by: Soffishy
Posted by: HannahTheMontana
Hannah is the leader.

ALL HAIL HANNAH


Account Created: 11/3/09

Translation: Fail troll.


Posted by: nice potato
Posted by: Ph33r Th3R3aper
No.
No one rules the flood.
Duardo doesnt RULE us he just bans us ._.

But Kmart's cool he's not banhammer happy like some of the mods here. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him actually ban anyone.


Posted by: nice potato
Posted by: BoyceKRPtwo
I swear, as soon as I see-
Posted by: nice potato
Isn't Harlow the king of the flood?
You bastard...

I wuv wu too


Posted by: Captain K Mart
The king is the one who pulls the sword from the stone. Didn't you wankers watch Disney movies?


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: That One Fellow
whats a wanker

K mart







I mean this in the best possible way.

It's true, I'm a huge wanker.


Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Lil Miss 35
Posted by: Bill Moseley
Posted by: drifter ALICE
I wanna be queen of the..err...floodians?


wtf at all these "girls" on the flood tonight

I'm betting alts.

The account was made today, you're not allowed to bet when you can't lose.


Posted by: w00t
Posted by: Rhea
Posted by: Hayley WilIiams
Me and K Mart will rule as King and Queen

amirite?

Um...NO. I'm the ultimate ruler!
And you are...?


Posted by: Flogged
Posted by: Duck duck DEATH
CoD42 is pretty sweet.

Oh mah gawd! Lol!


Posted by: SlaughterFest7
I thought a brain fart was an involuntary release of ignorance?


Posted by: Captain K Mart
Bapa is a dirty man.


Posted by: iIoveeveryone
Posted by: being2nosey
Posted by: iIoveeveryone
I recognize your quote. <3

NAME THE SAUCE!

Penelope.


Posted by: MetalCoffeeBlack
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.



Posted by: lotrguy
Posted by: iIoveeveryone
Posted by: I3 O O IVI E R
Damn.


I still love you, even though you sweared. <3


I take it you love everyone, right?


Posted by: Bravehart10000
Posted by: Captain K Mart
It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.
No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.


Posted by: Duardo
From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."

Posted by: Skibur
Actually, I don't think it will...
But prove me wrong.

Posted by: Duardo
The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free.

The Screw.

Change is now.




Posted by: gnome13
Posted by: Ciaran
Posted by: drop4tay
the screw

Instant. Classic.
I seem to remember tuna being involved.


Posted by: iIoveeveryone
I love you, but I love everyone. You aren't special.


Posted by: Sakagami Tomoyo
Posted by: Quilava
Posted by: Sakagami Tomoyo
Posted by: Quilava
Posted by: Dolfins88
ah, the title is misleading. i thought you had finally evolved. :(
don't worry buddy, you'll be a Typhlosion some day.
I'm not evolving for a long time, man. I'm already a lvl 42.

Carrying that Everstone are we?
Naw, I use the B button.

Ahh...the classic "B" button.


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]

  • 09.30.2009 6:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Necessary_Evil
Posted by: Warrgarbal
Posted by: Corogebob Chob
Posted by: Necessary_Evil
Posted by: Cerebrus Knight
Don't.

stop

believin

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

then she said you know the rules and so do I


Posted by: Napkin
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Amputate, at the neck.

This is why I love you.


Posted by: Napkin
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Napkin
An alt. My other account is Sandwich. I only did it because it was an awesome name.

Sandwhich?

No. Sandwich.


Posted by: All of humanity
Posted by: DA HITMAN 117
I presume your in Kindergarten if you can't spell smart.

Heh


Posted by: Maybe You WiIl
rawr im a spiky dinosawr rawrrrrrrrr eattttt myyyyy hotttttt dogggg (this is in response to my friend pretending to be a dinosawr)


Posted by: Lawless17k
Posted by: Skinny Genes
Posted by: Lawless17k
err... Lieutenant Grade 4, UNSC

Nub.

I respect your position sir, but screw you.


Posted by: Shadowman235
Suicide is illegal.

If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.


Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: tehUBERn00blet
2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi.

It's called hacking, genius.


Posted by: xNACHOVEZx
i sigh in relief, relief of being free from the h3 forum for 5 goddamn minutes.


Posted by: Darksoulgamer
When I rofl, I get out my patented rofl mat to rofl on


Posted by: ChaosZero59
Posted by: tylenol jr
What was that language? Why wasn't that video in American?

Because "American" isn't a language.


Posted by: General Kmart
Captain Kmart, you are to report back to HQ at once.


Posted by: Tonoottu
Posted by: Dr PhiI
KILL IT WITH FIRE!


I'm never going to watch your show again!

>:(


Posted by: Vladimir Lenin
Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: General Kmart


obvious troll is obvious

lol

*eats a sammich

In soviet Russia the sammich eats you!


Posted by: N0BUNAGA
Posted by: MLG Macias
Thx Floo
Who's Floo?


Posted by: Darkm0d
Posted by: the squee masta
Posted by: Doodle
Posted by: the squee masta
guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes
No, the Coup Group rhymes better.
if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb

just checking though


SHOOP DA COUP!


Posted by: The Undead Monk
You must be new to the Internet. Go see the Offended Page.


My best during my brief time with the flood:
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: Maybe You Wont

so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book

...
This book might be of particular interest to you
Seriously, use it.



Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: HeartyBungie
Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO

Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?


If I answer would you GTFO?

No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/


As long as you move somewhere.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: Wyatt
Orcastrate not or castrate.
You mean 'orchestrate?'

No, orcastrate.

What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.


Posted by: Memphis blue 72
P-P-P-Pedobear!


Posted by: Memphis blue 72
Posted by: The PoliceCrap, we're screwed. WHO SQUEALED?!?! WHO?!


Posted by: fadeHappyx
Posted by: The Police
Dude...

I can't even count how many things are wrong with that post.


This post + your username = WIN.

Besides that, tough man, It sucks meeting someone and then they just disappear. But hey, it's probably for the best, you didn't really "Know" them, you just played games with him.


Posted by: King Robert IV
Posted by: H22O22
Lol. I'm sorry, but this is funny. If you've never met him in person, don't worry about him. He's probably off doing better things and you should too.

"Hi... I'm from... I met your son on the internet and um..... He's like my best friend.... and stuff....


Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: King Robert IV
Posted by: BlahMan
Posted by: silentowl72
shut up -blam!-, you probilly have no friends. even on xbl

Oh yes, since the rest of us aren't trying to find a guy on the internet, we have no friends. Care to back up your claims?

Admit it, its good to let go.

True, I'm gonna go hang out with the loner group...

Wait...


Posted by: Skinny Genes
Posted by: tylenol sr
CALL0FDUTYmwf2

CALL0FDUTYmwf2 is better..


Posted by: Bapabooiee
Posted by: DiabolicSpartan
Indeed

*Sips tea*
You know, that statement is just so worn-out and tired. It has lost all authenticity.

Whenever I see someone say that on a forum, I imagine thousands of other people in top hats and monocles around the Internet saying "indeed" or "indubitably", and then sipping tea at the same time.

The sound of so many people simultaneously sipping tea is just like the white noise you hear from the thoughts of all the Borg in the Borg Collective at once.


Posted by: ferrisbulldogs
Posted by: Zable Burner
Here just tell everyone of the dumbest thing you have ever seen

1) I saw an amish dating site....

2) Nicholas cages acting (in most of his moveis)

I seen you spell movies, "moveis"


Posted by: mityman50
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png

How is it that we can do that without any organization, but we can't count to God damn three?


Posted by: Iotrguy
Posted by: PV2 FatCat
Posted by: Iotrguy
Posted by: PV2 FatCat
Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Today is one of the saddest days for me since today ended a relationship of almost 5 years with my girlfriend :( , now I'm very depressed and not wanting to do anything.
Everything began from that in my work a student invite me to take a coffee and my girlfriend became very jealous, I try to make her understand it but everything is in vain because our relationship ended today and I do not know what to do, please help me, What should I do???
I'm not gonna raichu a love song

What about pikachu a love song?
I'm gonna Pikachu while you're changing, watch your -blam!-in back

Feel free to come in.


Posted by: The Fizz Ninja
Posted by: A jacal
:|
I agree.


Posted by: da5boroughs
Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
I think my brother is a les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
I think my brother is a les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
brother les­bian.


Posted by: Gr8 Strippin
BROTHER L.ESBIAN.



WAT


Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Klederson
I need help Flood


You're -blam-ed.



Posted by: chrism312
Posted by: FigNewtns
Posted by: iiX shoots86 Xii
idk, what were you looking for out of that response?

you to be afraid.

Fail troll has failed.


Posted by: K Funk
Posted by: droppedasababy
African babies need the money more than you.

Well then they should have bought a lotto ticket.


Posted by: Bornswavia
Jesus you are from the future.


Posted by: TRITESANDWICH
20010? daaaammmmnnn. Im just in crappy old 2010 here in taiwan.


Posted by: J1285
put a new dog on his porch


[Edited on 08.16.2010 10:27 PM PDT]

  • 09.30.2009 6:34 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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The toast was burned, the pie was delicious, and the cake......was a lie.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
YES!

But, this is my last one.

I highly doubt that statment.
STOP LYING.

  • 10.01.2009 3:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Shath0
Posted by: A Dumb Door
YES!

But, this is my last one.

I highly doubt that statment.
STOP LYING.

I mean my last post in that run of getting the top of the page. I don't wish to break rules here on Bungie.net for bumping, even thought that is not at all my intention. I know that this thread has a little bit of leniency to my trying to get the top of pages, but I do not wish to overstep my boundaries. I'm still a member of Bungie.net, and I still have to follow the rules like everyone else lest I risk getting banned.

  • 10.01.2009 3:19 PM PDT
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The toast was burned, the pie was delicious, and the cake......was a lie.

Lol, Okay. :P

  • 10.02.2009 1:52 AM PDT
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Click here to fix your xbox 360 permanently of the three red lights!

Btw, interesting, ah, thread. :)

  • 10.02.2009 5:48 AM PDT

Posted by: Izae
Click here to fix your xbox 360 permanently of the three red lights!

Btw, interesting, ah, thread. :)

Shameless self-advertisement...

  • 10.03.2009 9:01 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

are you even working on this thread? i mean are you making new Flood funny sayings, i'd say this calls for a new thread, it's getting quite confusing with all those linkys.

  • 10.03.2009 10:44 AM PDT

Posted by: DeNniz101
are you even working on this thread? i mean are you making new Flood funny sayings, i'd say this calls for a new thread, it's getting quite confusing with all those linkys.

You see, if I could have the trust and the permission of the moderators, I would like to have the ability to post in a locked thread, have the thread that I make about this locked, and have a ton of posts, but you guys will just have to deal with this as it is since that won't happen...

  • 10.03.2009 11:10 AM PDT
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> I would say <

> When can bungie start satisfying your mom <

OR

> Can I haz reconz <

  • 10.03.2009 5:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Planet
Posted by: triple x93
Posted by: Captain Planet
Funny stuff.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Here these pictures will confirm my statement.

Haha that's the best I heard so far.

  • 10.05.2009 8:13 AM PDT

Posted by: CH33SESTEX
Posted by: CH33SESTEX
when a waitress goes up to me asks me what I want to drink

I say coke.

she asks if Pepsi is fine

and say

-blam!- NO!!!!

and flip the table


The opposite happens for me...You like coke more than Pepsi?!? *loads gun* -blam!- just got real

[Edited on 10.05.2009 6:18 PM PDT]

  • 10.05.2009 6:17 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

;

  • 10.05.2009 6:19 PM PDT

am i in this thread?

  • 10.05.2009 7:49 PM PDT

Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?

  • 10.06.2009 5:04 PM PDT

Posted by: CFG Deadly
Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?

Meh, it's a bit spammy. I understand why people want attention, but if it's in this thread, it's not going on the list.

  • 10.06.2009 6:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Banjo Hero
Posted by: A Dumb Door

I never noticed the creator of this thread and whenever I saw you posted I thought you were just a troll >_< but I do love this thread

lolwut? I lack the ability, and the will to troll. I am no troll, sir.

  • 10.06.2009 7:00 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

How's the offsite going?

I was starting to get active in v2 right before the switch.

Ahh... the movie nights.

  • 10.06.2009 7:14 PM PDT

Posted by: JHOX
How's the offsite going?

I was starting to get active in v2 right before the switch.

Ahh... the movie nights.

You're better off staying on-site.

  • 10.06.2009 7:36 PM PDT

The legend lives on.

Hypermnesia n An exceptionally exact or vivid memory, especially as associated with certain mental illnesses.

Sapphire.

Hey, I got one on page twelve. That was a long time ago...

  • 10.08.2009 5:15 AM PDT

Nihilism (from the Latin nihil, nothing) is a philosophical position that argues that existence is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value.

Put simply in the words of Nietzsche as "the will to nothingness".

TL:DR

  • 10.08.2009 5:51 AM PDT