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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: RagTagPwner
Posted by: SharkWing
ITT: People trying too hard.
That is probably true.

There is no probably to it. Door, edit the OP to ask for posts from other threads only. Honestly this crap is not just going to stop.

  • 10.12.2009 2:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mabian
If you get a chance to talk to K-Mart, tell him Mabian misses him...

He won't remember me, but it's always nice to let a complete stranger on the internet know that you care.


Posted by: Exile78
Sir I can't help but get the sense that you don't want to really talk about this, you want to "nail" me.

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: RagTagPwner
Posted by: SharkWing
ITT: People trying too hard.
That is probably true.

There is no probably to it. Door, edit the OP to ask for posts from other threads only. Honestly this crap is not just going to stop.


Yeah, it's really annoying.

  • 10.12.2009 2:28 AM PDT

~My Stuff~
Channel||Best Group||Learn Your Games||

When I get off the bus, I'm going to go run into the woods and never come back and when I do come back, I'm going to be the knife master.
~Some Random Quote

Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.

lol

  • 10.12.2009 6:33 AM PDT

~My Stuff~
Channel||Best Group||Learn Your Games||

When I get off the bus, I'm going to go run into the woods and never come back and when I do come back, I'm going to be the knife master.
~Some Random Quote

Posted by: ballisticgoat
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: ballisticgoat
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: Shadowman235
Where is the brain in a door?


Above the kidney.


No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.


Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State.


That's what you get for choosing the life of a Delinquent.

I think your both wrong last time i herd it was under the handle next to the chloroplast inside the next doors neighbor dog

  • 10.12.2009 6:43 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

404 error please try again later.

This is the way the teddy bears fly to venus

  • 10.14.2009 4:59 PM PDT

My "e" key dosn't work somtims, so I don't car if you notice.

CHECK THIS ONE OUT GUYS!!!

My friend told it to me this morning.

"When parents insult the children of the new generation, they should remember who raised them"

  • 10.15.2009 2:23 PM PDT

Alt of beetle179 - permabanned for being a -blam!- poster and quoting a troll that explained how to make gimmick alt accounts without being caught

Posted by: Laconic Wit
Posted by: nuchy
Just your first name please, no stalkers allowed! ill start. Brock.

Don't give out personal information, kids. Just by the information in this post I have managed to find the picture of the man who posted it.

Here.


Win.

  • 10.19.2009 7:32 PM PDT

Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)
1 to change the lightbulb and post about it
14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently.
1 to move it to the lighting forum
2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum
7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post
5 to flame the spell-checkers
6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts
9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp"
15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term
19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum
14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum
36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion
5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously
4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b"
28 to flame the flamers
9 to post poems about lightbulbs
12 to flame the poets
7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs
4 to report the links are broken
6 to fix the links
5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy
4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago"
13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs"
1 to post pr0n
12 to comment on the pr0n
1 to eat lightbulbs
2 to remain speechless

And finally...

1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again.
--------------------------------------------------------
So....where is this "Lightbulb" thread?

  • 10.22.2009 6:24 AM PDT

☆ iРlач Liке а Ряо ★™

I like cheese.

  • 10.22.2009 6:40 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 10/26/09 at 12:19]

ya that`s right
I said it

This thread is awesome!
It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!!
so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it




there, it is done

[Edited on 10.30.2009 12:34 PM PDT]

  • 10.30.2009 12:33 PM PDT

Posted by: kernalEugEnE
This thread is awesome!
It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!!
so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it




there, it is done

Great going, now it's UNDER 9000!!!!! in awesomeness rating... I hope that you're happy...

No wait, no I don't!

  • 10.30.2009 6:12 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Top of page.

  • 10.30.2009 11:37 PM PDT

"The enemy outnumbers us a paltry 3 to 1, good odds for any greek."
"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."

If you can see me across the map, chances are its to late for you

This thread is full of win

  • 10.30.2009 11:53 PM PDT

Meow?

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: kernalEugEnE
This thread is awesome!
It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!!
so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it




there, it is done

Great going, now it's UNDER 9000!!!!! in awesomeness rating... I hope that you're happy...

No wait, no I don't!


I can feel the love between you two, Whens the marriage?

  • 10.30.2009 11:55 PM PDT

I feel special for being in the OP.

  • 10.30.2009 11:58 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: petitminou
Top of page.

Thank you for that, you made my day :D

  • 10.31.2009 12:26 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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*om nom nom nom*

*slurp*

*burps*

No more brain.

  • 10.31.2009 2:46 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 11/1/09 at I forget when]

Music Lives Loud

Pro Forger

Inspiration [Forge Group]

i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag

  • 11.02.2009 11:05 AM PDT

Posted by: HipMusic man
i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag


K. Your life must be exciting.
BTW congratz on mythic status Door. I'm probably a little late though right?

  • 11.02.2009 1:31 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Bahaha this thread is an epic win.

The opposite of a "failamanjaro."

  • 11.02.2009 4:27 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 11/1/09 at I forget when]

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Posted by: HipMusic man
i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag


K. Your life must be exciting.
BTW congratz on mythic status Door. I'm probably a little late though right?

A little late, but I don't know when I got this title. And I don't know what made the moderators, or the server that decides titles, whatever make me mythic. Although I don't expect that I'll hold the title for long. Probably don't deserve it either, but oh well.

  • 11.02.2009 9:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.

I read half of the front page. I have OD on funny.
Rhea on dating advice
Posted by: Bravehart10000
Posted by: xoot7aa7
Posted by: Rhea
Small talk. Where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite movie, have you seen any good movies lately, what music do you listen to, what is your favorite class in school, etc.
I'm 16, like comedy movies, pop, soft rock music (whcih I know is what she likes-she's my FB friend, but I'm NOT a stalker :P), I like math lol.
*facepalm*


[Edited on 11.02.2009 9:46 PM PST]

  • 11.02.2009 9:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Maybe you will...

do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha

door plz add that???

  • 11.02.2009 9:41 PM PDT