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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: Maybe You WiII
do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha

door plz add that???

Maybe he will

  • 11.02.2009 9:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Meowth
Posted by: Maybe You WiII
do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha

door plz add that???

Maybe he will

Or maybe I'll realize that it's already in the quote thread, and won't bother to add it since you guys can just read it here. Either way, it's in the thread.

Moral of this story: I don't add stuff to the quote list if it's in this thread. It can just be found here.

  • 11.02.2009 11:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Spoogle
You take all of your clothes off? What the -blam!-? You're just supposed to pull down your pants and underwear.

B-
B-
But-
Optimal pooing performance.

Don't know if it's been said but..


( . )

Regular persons butt.

( o )
Java's butt.

  • 11.02.2009 11:06 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 11/2/09 at I'm embarrassed to...

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[Edited on 11.03.2009 2:47 AM PST]

  • 11.03.2009 2:47 AM PDT

Uh door? The quote I submitted to you? You forgot to put my line which was the only reason it should be up there. Now it just looks like a plain old rant by some noob made it up on the list lol. If you forget what I said i'll tell ya.

  • 11.03.2009 3:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

I love this, so much!

  • 11.03.2009 3:54 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 11/2/09 at I'm embarrassed to...

Posted by: DontShootThis49
Uh door? The quote I submitted to you? You forgot to put my line which was the only reason it should be up there. Now it just looks like a plain old rant by some noob made it up on the list lol. If you forget what I said i'll tell ya.

Nah, I edited it now.

  • 11.03.2009 6:18 PM PDT
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Maybe you will...

doggie humpin my leg halp five dolla five dolla

ahahahaha plz add that one door i told all my frends they lovein it

  • 11.03.2009 6:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You WiII
[Gone]

ahahahaha plz add that one door i told all my frends they lovein it

No.

  • 11.03.2009 6:28 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

To complete the thread:

Posted by: Bill Moseley
Posted by: The Holy Taco
**This is a thread about moonshine not the piracy of media.**

I have recently decided that I would like to set up a distillery in order to make moonshine. I don't plan on selling anything, I am mainly doing this to see if I can and to see how good I can get at it. The process of making and distilling ethanol is fairly easy and doesn't require too much fancy equipment.

So I am curious, what do you guys think of this plan? Am I crazy for trying this? I would also appreciate any helpful tips that people might know in order to improve my moonshine.


by distillery do you mean server? and by moonshine do you mean torrents?

  • 11.03.2009 10:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.

I'll be damned if you don't find something in all of this.

Posted by: Bravehart10000
Posted by: Captain K Mart
It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.
No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.


Not exactly Flood, but funny none the less. Plus, it is by ninjas.
Posted by: Duardo
From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."

Posted by: Skibur
Actually, I don't think it will...
But prove me wrong.

Posted by: Duardo
The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free.

The Screw.

Change is now.

  • 11.03.2009 10:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings [Last updated 11/3/09 at 3:49 P.M.]

Okay, momentous occasion complete! The quotes are now to continue on the next page! Be happy! :D

[Edited on 11.06.2009 10:47 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2009 10:16 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

this thread is cold

  • 11.08.2009 12:29 PM PDT

Posted by: RECONZisODST1
this thread is cold

True, but it's being updated all the time.

  • 11.08.2009 12:42 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: RECONZisODST1
this thread is cold

True, but it's being updated all the time.


Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.

  • 11.08.2009 12:45 PM PDT

Yeah Winter.. it's coming.

I love The Flood. It's my go to place for relaxation. If anyone needs me, then I'll be there.

Lets play a game. It's called no.

  • 11.08.2009 12:50 PM PDT

Posted by: Mattty Man 007
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: RECONZisODST1
this thread is cold

True, but it's being updated all the time.


Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.

He shouldn't be. This thread is not designed for fame for any particular person. Think of this as just an extension of Bungie.net, written by the community.

  • 11.08.2009 1:00 PM PDT

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Mattty Man 007
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: RECONZisODST1
this thread is cold

True, but it's being updated all the time.


Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.

He shouldn't be. This thread is not designed for fame for any particular person. Think of this as just an extension of Bungie.net, written by the community.


Aww. lol, thats nice.

  • 11.08.2009 1:03 PM PDT
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You Sir, just made my day.

  • 11.10.2009 7:14 PM PDT
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Haha

  • 11.13.2009 3:25 PM PDT

Nothing to do here....

Posted by: i Spark i
phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.

The secret word
There, I said it.
Old post but I don't care, I don't have the time to read through 10 pages of stuff.

  • 11.13.2009 8:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: SMHH42
You Sir, just made my day.


Can I break it?

  • 11.14.2009 3:49 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Ow my head! I can't read all that.

  • 11.14.2009 3:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Covy Killer
Posted by: tehUBERn00blet
2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi.

It's called hacking, genius.


I liked it, as did a few others.

  • 11.16.2009 8:19 PM PDT