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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.

  • 01.08.2010 6:45 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Happy New Year! Fresh new quotes for 2010!

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Masterspade
Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.

Loads of them are from V2. Obviously a second version of the flood is funnier, maybe it's the same with people. Perhaps BBB should clone himself, maybe then he might even be able to make a joke.

[Edited on 01.08.2010 6:47 AM PST]

  • 01.08.2010 6:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Cockburnicus
Posted by: Masterspade
Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.

Loads of them are from V2. Obviously a second version of the flood is funnier, maybe it's the same with people. Perhaps BBB should clone himself, maybe then he might even be able to make a joke.
You know, Cockburnicus, I think you should make one. I bet it will be pretty popular one day...

  • 01.08.2010 11:25 AM PDT

[Insert Catchy Phrase here]

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by:splatter ghost
there's a demo!?!
*walks away*
OMG a brick
*walks back*
there's a demo!?!
*walks off and is hit by a short bus*


WOOH how did you find this one it's like on your fifth page but this is about two months old when LFD2 came out!

[Edited on 01.12.2010 12:16 PM PST]

  • 01.12.2010 12:15 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

-pie iz good
~o rly
-ya rly
~sadpandaface

Thats a lot of quotes!!!

  • 01.13.2010 2:37 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Happy New Year! Fresh new quotes for 2010!
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Fire solves all problems.

Even fire.

  • 01.13.2010 4:11 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

The candy man can!
Posted by: FlipTaco
Posted by: FlipTaco
Somebody with extreme moral value is about to post and tell you how bad it is that you're going to miss one day of school. Just wait for it... wait for it...

Posted by: overhem
Education is the most important thing in your life. Don't skip it for a video game.

Tada!

Posted by: Swystcheese
Willy Wonka-Blood becomes molten chocolate.

As long as we're stealing names ;)
Swiss Cheese-Crates appear as cheese

  • 01.16.2010 4:32 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 hours ago!

The candy man can!
Posted by: FlipTaco
Posted by: FlipTaco
Somebody with extreme moral value is about to post and tell you how bad it is that you're going to miss one day of school. Just wait for it... wait for it...

Posted by: overhem
Education is the most important thing in your life. Don't skip it for a video game.

Tada!

Hot chick on chick action!

[Edited on 01.16.2010 5:14 PM PST]

  • 01.16.2010 4:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Coming from the 'never been in this thread before' (to the best of my knowledge) standpoint - my god that was a lot of reading. I'm sure the Bible is shorter.

  • 01.16.2010 5:12 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 hours ago!

The candy man can!
Posted by: FlipTaco
Posted by: FlipTaco
Somebody with extreme moral value is about to post and tell you how bad it is that you're going to miss one day of school. Just wait for it... wait for it...

Posted by: overhem
Education is the most important thing in your life. Don't skip it for a video game.

Tada!

Add this, please

Posted by: Swystcheese
Willy Wonka-Blood becomes molten chocolate.

As long as we're stealing names ;)
Swiss Cheese-Crates appear as cheese

[Edited on 01.16.2010 5:15 PM PST]

  • 01.16.2010 5:14 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Wait, there's a discussion to this thread?!

  • 01.18.2010 12:30 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: Maybe You WiIl
force dat daddy pops into a fukin weelchair or sum shet dese old fukin people tinkin dey got sum kinda authority over us juss cuz dey bout to kick the fukin bucket if he fights back dont be afraid to get a lil bit ruff wit him sumtimes it takes a fukin gat to the face only way to teach the old man u see wat im sayin but juss keep it real yo offer him a cig or two den get him in a fukin headlock and get him in da car make sure he dont be tryin to open no doors or shet tho cuz these old fukkers tink they invincible n shet he mite try to jump out so keep him still wit dat gat to his head force him into da hospital den let the doctors take it from there aight bro hope i helped remember dont be afraid to get a lil ruff n teach him a fukin lesson aight


I pissed myself reading this

  • 01.21.2010 8:33 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

*Smashes head on the door*

Accident Free since 2 seconds ago.

  • 01.22.2010 2:40 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10
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Here at Cannibal diner we'd love you for dinner, or We've been accident free for, oops another accident.

  • 01.24.2010 7:54 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Here's a good one:

"There are three VERY important things you need to know about war. Well, there is a fourth, but the third is far superior to the fourth, so I left that one out. The first and second are equally important. So what are these things? That's not important right now."

  • 01.27.2010 5:01 PM PDT
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The majority of these are very unfunny.

  • 01.27.2010 7:50 PM PDT
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~Maxzy~

Posted by: NVR
Basically all of these are very unfunny.


Fix'd

  • 01.27.2010 7:53 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10

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Check out my group!

Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise


[Edited on 01.30.2010 9:43 AM PST]

  • 01.30.2010 9:42 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Wow. I made the cut on the 22nd page. On my other account (TheOriginaC0UG3R). Now no one will remember me for who I truly am, IYIYSTERIOUS!!!!!!!

  • 01.30.2010 8:56 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10

Signatures are for losers.

Posted by: ZzbubbleszZ
Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise
No.

[Edited on 01.31.2010 3:28 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2010 3:28 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Imma musician and things :3

DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC

Posted by: The Skookumchuk
Oh teh noes!!1

SKOOKIE!!!!
<3

  • 01.31.2010 4:15 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10
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Yay! I'm a troll!
Posted by: Trenty
Trolls are insecure about their own pathetic lives that they act cool behind a keyboard.
Go back to being a failure kid.

The Flood is the 'Off Topic' Forum right?
So shouldn't all the posts be 'Off Topic'? (in reference to the thread they are posted in of course)

[Edited on 01.31.2010 5:37 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2010 4:20 AM PDT

Posted by: littleicyman
Posted by: ZzbubbleszZ
Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise
No.

You can't rap3 the willing?

[Edited on 02.05.2010 1:52 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2010 1:52 PM PDT