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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: littleicyman
Posted by: ZzbubbleszZ
Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise
No.

You can't rap3 the willing?


OR CAN YOU!!! o_O

  • 02.07.2010 12:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Evil Elite
Lugia! Use Facepalm!

Does this count as me being mentioned?

  • 02.07.2010 2:29 PM PDT

Join Sapphire


*Sips Chocolate Milk*

I found some funny sig on some other website.
"only idoits cant spell"

  • 02.09.2010 1:07 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Frog blast the ventcore!

I can haz spot in threed twoo? I R cool guy and like to been on lots of treaeds.

  • 02.09.2010 3:50 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Chaos St33l
I found some funny sig on some other website.
"only idoits cant spell"

Its the flood funny sayings.

  • 02.10.2010 6:02 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings One more post filled with quotes, on to next.

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??

exactically!! you have to be a flood!!
*munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg*

[Edited on 02.16.2010 1:40 AM PST]

  • 02.16.2010 1:39 AM PDT

"Through vigilance and strength we create peace"
- Luminoth Creed

Posted by: A5A55inat0r
exactically!! you have to be a flood!!
*munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg*

I guess you like the dark meat.. Lol


[Edited on 02.16.2010 4:21 PM PST]

  • 02.16.2010 4:20 PM PDT

HEY!! There's the enemy! Can I shoot it??

Posted by: neur0toxins
Posted by: A5A55inat0r
exactically!! you have to be a flood!!
*munches on Sgt. Johnson's left leg*

I guess you like the dark meat.. Lol

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... dark meat *drools*

*starts searching for neur0toxins*

  • 02.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Some funny, some just borin'.

  • 02.17.2010 2:00 PM PDT

Posted by: hxc kamaitachi
Posted by: Ezra Zaire1
Fail at driving the Blackhawk.


your first mistake would be trying to drive it...

  • 02.17.2010 8:09 PM PDT

Blackness Confirmed. You've got soul.


The Ultimate Opinion.

I lol'd. Then i came back 4 weeks later and actually read every quote, and lol'd some more.

  • 02.22.2010 1:30 PM PDT
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Quotable Quotes...
1: Can't let you brew that, starbucks!
2: IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!
3: Do a Barrel roll!
4: Random flood quote(NO JOKE HERD IT WIT IWHBYD SKULL)
mmmmm..hamburger....
5:....
6:Lightning Jim runs fast!

  • 02.23.2010 6:24 AM PDT

All hail the mighty Forge system!!!
Without Forge and Custom Games, Halo would be nothing.

I put up 2 posts against trolls and Moderators took both of them down.
Is Bungie rooting for harassment or something? These forums were against obnoxious harrasers and the locked them and gave me warnings like I was a harasser.

  • 02.23.2010 2:57 PM PDT

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

Posted by: Vrilliant
hello my name is rien and i am a vegetarian and also a furry. i do not eat tofu or salad because that is dumb. meat looks gross but i realy like d1ck...........for breakfest i eat assorted birch bark for lunch i eat cat fur for dunner i eat pencils (ORANIC!!!!!!!!) i wish i could eat tree leefs but ive never seen a tree so i dont know if i coould lol

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Your mother in law.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 02.24.2010 12:23 PM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Posted by: defenderofgo
Posted by: Luki Tiki Tri
my gramps just died... hes just kinda sitting in his rocker on my porch its freaking me out...


If he's wearing shoes, it's ok to draw on his face.

  • 02.28.2010 7:07 PM PDT

Dr. Angelo, PhD.

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Im too lazy to write an actual comment so I will quote this user who has generally said what I would.

  • 02.28.2010 9:05 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Posted by: Chalupa King117
Posted by: DarkBladeX98
seen some of it yes. but i dont think itl be like BF1 or 2 because you still have to scavenge for guns, there are ragdolls, the controls are wayyy different, and its just wayy more awesome than star wars. however battlefront was my fav ps2 game.
*starts laughing uncontrollably*

  • 03.05.2010 9:38 PM PDT

MOAR HEADSHOTS!

  • 03.06.2010 8:58 PM PDT

http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=342358
Posted by: Cows 0n Parade
Posted by: Kashaki Q
Real life? What is that?
Graphics are good, gameplay sucks. Overhyped IMO.

Posted by: anonanon
I don't want to help you. I'm sorry. =(

Posted by: anonanon
I don't want to help you. I'm sorry. =(

  • 03.06.2010 9:12 PM PDT

http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=342358
Posted by: Cows 0n Parade
Posted by: Kashaki Q
Real life? What is that?
Graphics are good, gameplay sucks. Overhyped IMO.

Posted by: anonanon
I don't want to help you. I'm sorry. =(

Posted by: ninjawho7
wheres do a barrel roll!


Nice statement.

  • 03.06.2010 9:12 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: littleicyman
Posted by: ZzbubbleszZ
Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise
No.

You can't rap3 the willing?


But you can unwillingly rap3 the unwilling.

[Edited on 03.10.2010 12:39 AM PST]

  • 03.10.2010 12:35 AM PDT

Time to try for the top of page 44!

  • 03.10.2010 12:40 AM PDT

[Attempt #1]

Failed

[Edited on 03.10.2010 12:41 AM PST]

  • 03.10.2010 12:40 AM PDT

[Attempt #2]

Rawr, failed.

[Edited on 03.10.2010 12:42 AM PST]

  • 03.10.2010 12:41 AM PDT

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?

Posted by: A Dumb Door
[Attempt #2]

Rawr, failed.


This deserves a Double Fail Award.

  • 03.10.2010 12:42 AM PDT