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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

If you can't take the heat don't tickle the dragon.

  • 04.21.2010 12:17 PM PDT

Posted by: bkay123
I watched twilight........2 times..........didn't cry and I am still hetero. Try to beat that

HA


Yeah, but I'm a guy

  • 04.21.2010 12:17 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.24.2010 3:00 PM PDT
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Gamertag:

Xbox 360-Ultrademon 38

Original Xbox-Ultrademon 37

And yes, I failed at linking. Silly me. My linked alt account is called Ultrademon 38.

"We are Facepunch's little brother. 4chan is our retarded cousin." ~christbl58 on The Flood

  • 04.24.2010 10:05 PM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Posted by: Its A Mirage
the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died

a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"
I remember that lol.

  • 04.28.2010 10:39 AM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

So...how about them Lions?

  • 04.28.2010 10:55 AM PDT

Join Sapphire


*Sips Chocolate Milk*

Posted by: The Shamrock5139
So...how about them Lions?

They lied.... They are actually in your closet watching you as we speak.

  • 04.28.2010 12:12 PM PDT

I'm not so much angry with Bungie as I am worried about it. You guys put out awesome products (well...ONI for PC blew...but hey). And I know how you guys kill yourselves to make such good products.

But Activision has a habit of making things worse for developers. I know that the Infinity Ward debacle has been beat to death, but look at what they go through! As soon as a product goes RTM, AV basically started beating them into submission to start work on the next with no breaks.

You guys deserve better. I don't know what things were like with M$, but I can't imagine Activision being better.

At all.

Period.


I don't think bungie left because things were bad with Microsoft, they just wanted a little more control of their future titles. It's not like Bill gates Whipped them on their backs as they developed Halo 3, saying: "Faster, you whelps!"

  • 04.29.2010 2:26 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

P.S. - The bottom quote was a reply to the top :-)

[Edited on 04.29.2010 2:28 PM PDT]

  • 04.29.2010 2:27 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings Accident free since 2 seconds ago! 1/22/10

Posted by: Lugia
Posted by: Evil Elite
Lugia! Use Facepalm!

Does this count as me being mentioned?

I caught you in a Heavy ball the other day. No offence.

  • 05.02.2010 8:29 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Only smart people study Igziology (The study of Igzi).

Posted by: Connorwmcl
Posted by: Its A Mirage
the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died

a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"
I remember that lol.
I forgot to save that thread.

SOMEBODY POST A LINK TO IT

  • 05.02.2010 8:35 AM PDT
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...

The Game.

I am 12 and what is this.

  • 05.02.2010 4:06 PM PDT

Have nice day.

The game!!!


funny for me annnoying for you

  • 05.03.2010 6:38 PM PDT
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Gamertag:

Xbox 360-Ultrademon 38

Original Xbox-Ultrademon 37

And yes, I failed at linking. Silly me. My linked alt account is called Ultrademon 38.

Another spot of advice from me:

"I agree. Sometimes I'm just scratching my balls and before I know it it's over. A man should be able to scratch his balls."
~christbl58 on Halo Reach's short map choice times.

  • 05.03.2010 7:41 PM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Eyes...sore..help...I think I read Facebook(?) in there..or my eyes are betraying me...*rips out eyes.*

  • 05.03.2010 7:47 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

http://www.maa.org/devlin/LockhartsLament.pdf

man you know me

Amazing how everyone trys so hard to be hilarious on here.

[Edited on 05.03.2010 8:24 PM PDT]

  • 05.03.2010 8:23 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link =BWU_072310
Made it into the update!

Posted by: Monkeylizard

Posted by: continuesforever
How can one prove that evolution is true?


Charmander -> Charmeleon -> Charizard



[Edited on 05.04.2010 2:45 PM PDT]

  • 05.04.2010 2:45 PM PDT
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Anybody better than you has no life. Anybody worse than you is a noob.

Jesus was dying on the cross and he said to Peter "Come forth and i will grant you eternal life".

But he came fifth and won a toaster.

  • 05.04.2010 2:51 PM PDT
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When life gets you down punch life in the face for begin a jerk :)

[Edited on 05.04.2010 5:49 PM PDT]

  • 05.04.2010 5:49 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

I have a particular joke that has made people start crying they laughed so hard, but if I were to tell it here, I'd probably get banned.

  • 05.05.2010 3:21 PM PDT

" Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him."

Well. (In response to an insult.)

  • 05.05.2010 3:23 PM PDT

Posted by: maverickninja97
I have a particular joke that has made people start crying they laughed so hard, but if I were to tell it here, I'd probably get banned.
If it's due to swearing, the blam filter will take it out. If it is for sensuality/suggestive humor, nothing I can do about it. Plus, these are supposed to be actual quotes from actual members outside of this post, not just jokes.

  • 05.05.2010 3:23 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Well no it doesn't have any cussing in it, but let's just say that if I were to tell it, a lot of jewish people would probably end up offended.

[Edited on 05.05.2010 3:27 PM PDT]

  • 05.05.2010 3:27 PM PDT