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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

"We forget that what matters begins with the imagination."
- Terry Brooks

I would like to consider myself a Floodian. WRLAAWRSHGLK!

Subject: what kind of snake do you while playing halo3 or food

Posted by: Small Grunt
What is your god-damned problem, boy?


Posted by: He Is LeGiT
lol i wanna see the OP order food at a restaurant. "CAN I GET HAM THE TO EATING HAM COOK FOOD HAM PLEASE?"


Posted by: GezaB

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Posted by: s y n c x70
wow, learn to type and speak english correctly.


Hypocracy is a funny thing.


Yes, it is.



[Edited on 05.05.2010 10:15 PM PDT]

  • 05.05.2010 10:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Z20INNOCENTJEWZ
Posted by: maverickninja97
Well no it doesn't have any cussing in it, but let's just say that if I were to tell it, a lot of jewish people would probably end up offended.
does it have to do with a boy scout or a pizza?


Er... no. It has to do with Hitler and a Pokemon reference.

  • 05.06.2010 7:47 PM PDT
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Time to kick a## and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum.

  • 05.06.2010 8:16 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

old Chinese proverb says ' he who go to bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with smelly finger '

  • 05.07.2010 3:10 PM PDT
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Remember: Old habbits fail hard.

posted by FatalLithe
Why, because something infinity more important than a video game, comes up and I have to leave?

lol! My 7 year old son just got hit by a vase that the cat bumped off the table, just wait son! You'll be fine! I need to finish this game. Then I'll come and help you!


From a discussion if there should be banhammer for quitting, XD

[Edited on 05.09.2010 1:48 AM PDT]

  • 05.09.2010 1:42 AM PDT
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When do they find you and stick you back in your straitjacket in the mental hospital?

We will burn through this stupidity, retrieve the index of common sense, and burn any troll that gets in our way!
-Last said during the dark ages, May 2.

  • 05.11.2010 7:21 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: JV100
Posted by: surefire6
I went Ezio (from assassin's creed 2) on someone 3 months ago.
Is...he okay?

  • 05.12.2010 8:14 PM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

  • 05.13.2010 1:47 AM PDT

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread

Add this:

Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[

  • 05.15.2010 12:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
Add this:

Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[


Thanks for trying to include my quote.

  • 05.15.2010 12:30 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
Add this:

Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[


Thanks for trying to include my quote.

Grrrr...

*smashes over head with menorah*

  • 05.15.2010 8:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
Add this:

Posted by: Jiralhanae_1337
I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[


Thanks for trying to include my quote.

Grrrr...

*smashes over head with menorah*

Lol wut?

  • 05.16.2010 9:15 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

Posted by: ScoutedSoldierPosted by: I GREEPER I
Okay we all know HALO REACH is coming this FALL (Duh) but There's also going to be other BIG 1st person shooters coming out this FALL , Let's start with the BIG DADDY of 1st person shooters CALL of DUTY: Black Ops....enough said. (That's how good it is)

Next is Crysis 2 , Now i played the first one on PC and the Graphics are Incredible!!! and now CRYSIS 2 is going to be running on CryEngine 3 (Better than Unreal Engine 3) That means the Graphics , Gameplay , Sounds , AI , Physics , Cinematics and more is going be better MUCH BETTER!

Next is HALO REACH , Now this is hands down the best HALO game i ever played ! I mean i haven't been so happy playing Halo since Halo 2 ! and I already pre-order my copy OOOH YEEAAHH ! but with all these Blockbuster 1st person shooter titles coming this FALL how can Bungie win ?

Do Bungie Got Competition ?

Posted by: The English Language
STOP RAPING ME!

  • 05.20.2010 11:58 AM PDT

Posted by: Basket GT
America always wins. Vietnam was just for lolz.

  • 05.21.2010 9:04 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread

Add this:

Posted by: doogoon
I saw a phone add for a psychic.
Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?"

Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up.



@Rahm Emanuel:

Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious.

[Edited on 05.23.2010 1:58 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2010 1:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

I'm tempted to submit some of my posts, but that would just be egotistical and unfunny...

[Edited on 05.25.2010 9:48 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2010 7:59 AM PDT

Posted by: Yax
I tempted to submit some of my posts, but that would just be egotistical and unfunny...

Just send them to me via PM. There's no shame if it truly is funny. It takes all kinds of humor.

  • 05.25.2010 3:19 PM PDT

Rei!

Where?

:3

Chris Feener-Thanks for the constructive criticism -blam!-face!

  • 05.25.2010 7:12 PM PDT

Frog blast the ventcore!

Well, you know what they say if retards could fly the Flood would be an airport.

I can be remembered now? (Then again why would I want the Flood to remember me?)

  • 05.26.2010 1:16 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

Hang on while I finish my game of Clue: The MW2 edition:

It was general Shepherd in the field with the revolver

Also...

Imagine an Elite as a health teacher: "Beware of genital wort, wort, worts!

  • 05.26.2010 1:33 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

The flood in all its glory

  • 05.28.2010 3:42 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Posted by: The Shamrock5139
Imagine an Elite as a health teacher: "Beware of genital wort, wort, worts!
Love it!

  • 05.28.2010 3:43 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Controversy, itself, is not controversial.

  • 05.28.2010 6:12 PM PDT