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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: ratekinc
Why isn't me in there?

because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma

  • 05.29.2009 6:12 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Posted by: Labeled Entity
[Status: Forced emergency start-up initiated.]
[Confused question]: May I ask what you mean with your statement?
[Status: Accessing recorded file <info.BadBall3r47=M04D28Y2008H2M44>...]
[Upset question]: According to the above file you typed in the words "I am so sick of these.". Are you emplying that my comment in some way sickens you?
[Upset statement]: If that is the case, I must admit I'm not too fond of humans either, for I must assume that your disliking is directed to the fact that I'm an artificially constructed being, far superior to you.
Wut?

Great job with this stupid door, I'm having a great time reading these.

  • 05.29.2009 7:58 PM PDT

It's the end of the World.


Bring Nachos.

  • 05.29.2009 9:05 PM PDT
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*Explodes!*

  • 05.29.2009 9:43 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I'm not on there!? I've had some pretty good quotes in my life here at bungie.net.

  • 05.29.2009 10:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Achronos
I blame stosh.


Proud tester of the Halo 3 beta.

Woah, top forum topic already!

Epic win thread.

  • 05.29.2009 10:45 PM PDT

STFU and GTFO.
^ This.

  • 05.30.2009 12:08 AM PDT
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ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY

ANNIE

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Posted by:Patman750
how do i turn on the flame suit?


Like this:

* Click!

See, works just fine. Here I'll turn it off!

* Bleep-bloop!

And now back on again!

* Click!

  • 05.30.2009 12:37 AM PDT
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I Do 100% At Work.
19% At Monday.
31% At Tuesday.
14% At Wednesday.
11% At Thursday.
And 25% At Friday.

  • 05.30.2009 1:36 AM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:

  • 05.30.2009 1:45 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Twice!

  • 05.30.2009 1:55 AM PDT

Social Infection

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45w75_reinvente-ton-jeu_ext reme

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9163/1212537278367cx8.png

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.

  • 05.30.2009 4:44 AM PDT

People want to be remembered. The only difference is why. Some want to be remembered for being kind, brave, or daring. I chose to be legendary. I am a myth, a story, a ghost, someone who doesn't exist. You have wronged me, and you shall die. Check the shadows for the end is imminent. Good day!

Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: ratekinc
Why isn't me in there?

because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma
But its so boring! I shot his leg, and he didn't even twitch!!! I"m not allowed to leave either, so I have to order more bullets online...

  • 05.30.2009 4:50 AM PDT
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just read my sig, you'll love it

  • 05.30.2009 5:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.


I LoL'd.

  • 05.30.2009 5:14 AM PDT

Excellent thread. i thank you for your effort. i shall read these whenever i feel nostalgic.

also, I'm quoted in there twice! woo!

  • 05.30.2009 5:43 AM PDT
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J D O S H

Give china there wall back!

  • 05.30.2009 6:14 AM PDT
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Are you an artist? Because I believe you just ripped me off... RIPOFF ARTIST!
Are you a Floodian? Join Now.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
*uberus facepalmus*

Meh.

  • 05.30.2009 6:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dojoe89
Meh.

Shut up.

  • 05.30.2009 6:21 AM PDT
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Are you an artist? Because I believe you just ripped me off... RIPOFF ARTIST!
Are you a Floodian? Join Now.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
*uberus facepalmus*

Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Meh.

Shut up.
I didn't say anything.

  • 05.30.2009 6:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Meh.

Shut up.
I didn't say anything.

That was uncalled for.

  • 05.30.2009 6:27 AM PDT
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Are you an artist? Because I believe you just ripped me off... RIPOFF ARTIST!
Are you a Floodian? Join Now.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
*uberus facepalmus*

Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Meh.

Shut up.
I didn't say anything.

That was uncalled for.
BEEP.

  • 05.30.2009 6:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: Thanks
Posted by: Dojoe89
Meh.

Shut up.
I didn't say anything.

That was uncalled for.
BEEP.

Epic Fail!

  • 05.30.2009 6:32 AM PDT
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Are you an artist? Because I believe you just ripped me off... RIPOFF ARTIST!
Are you a Floodian? Join Now.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
*uberus facepalmus*

Posted by: WarDonut 99
Epic Fail!
...
No.

  • 05.30.2009 6:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dojoe89
Posted by: WarDonut 99
Epic Fail!
...
Yes, Quite Literally.


  • 05.30.2009 6:34 AM PDT