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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
Add this:

Posted by: doogoon
I saw a phone add for a psychic.
Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?"

Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up.



@Rahm Emanuel:

Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious.

Yep.

And, yay! I made it in.


[Edited on 05.28.2010 6:35 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2010 6:33 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Anybody better than you has no life. Anybody worse than you is a noob.

Posted by: minionofpurple
Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail


You try then dip-blam!-.

  • 05.29.2010 1:51 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

BEST.POLL.EVER.

This guy's a genius.

[Edited on 05.30.2010 5:30 PM PDT]

  • 05.30.2010 1:19 PM PDT

How are these funny?

  • 05.30.2010 7:23 PM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Dear A Dumb Door, PLEASE put this one in, I nearly cried laughing.

Posted by:JT SHAD0
what should we do? call girls, go outside and play with the water hose (rofl), etc?

Posted by:iReGreTz x
Play with each others water hoses.

  • 05.31.2010 12:15 PM PDT

Warning: This video might contain inappropriate language. If you haven't heard the word -blam!- before, well you did now.

[Edited on 06.01.2010 3:10 PM PDT]

  • 06.01.2010 3:09 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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:)

[Edited on 08.28.2010 5:18 AM PDT]

  • 06.03.2010 12:40 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Posted by: Zogen
everyone cheer melons are here! - that's what you say after the strippers you just hired arrived! - *sigh* - I am a silly hazelnut. :P > your mom. I am tired it is bedtime now. mmmmooooooooooooooooooo!

I felt like I was reading a college yearbook when I saw this.

  • 06.03.2010 11:03 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

stay (SIC)
Getting XBL soon. Disregard my tag :p
FORUM RULES
Dont f**k with Aria.

Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)
1 to change the lightbulb and post about it
14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently.
1 to move it to the lighting forum
2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum
7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post
5 to flame the spell-checkers
6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts
9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp"
15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term
19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum
14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum
36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion
5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously
4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b"
28 to flame the flamers
9 to post poems about lightbulbs
12 to flame the poets
7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs
4 to report the links are broken
6 to fix the links
5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy
4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago"
13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs"
1 to post pr0n
12 to comment on the pr0n
1 to eat lightbulbs
2 to remain speechless

And finally...

1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again.

Credit to Chronic Apathy from HIH.






whooa.....

  • 06.04.2010 2:40 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

stay (SIC)
Getting XBL soon. Disregard my tag :p
FORUM RULES
Dont f**k with Aria.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
Add this:

Posted by: doogoon
I saw a phone add for a psychic.
Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?"

Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up.



@Rahm Emanuel:

Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious.

Yep.

And, yay! I made it in.






..... rofl?

  • 06.04.2010 2:44 PM PDT

stay (SIC)
Getting XBL soon. Disregard my tag :p
FORUM RULES
Dont f**k with Aria.

saying number 100,000,000,000,00.......0,000... whatever:

LEEEERROOOOYYYY JEEENNNKIIINSS!!!!
~~~Spoken by a true genius; Leeroy Jenkins



[Edited on 06.04.2010 2:59 PM PDT]

  • 06.04.2010 2:49 PM PDT

When asked to complete the sentence "The Flood is...":
Posted by: Pieman191
...where originality goes to die.

  • 06.04.2010 3:09 PM PDT

stay (SIC)
Getting XBL soon. Disregard my tag :p
FORUM RULES
Dont f**k with Aria.

lol

  • 06.04.2010 3:12 PM PDT
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My fav quote it "Wrong forum."

  • 06.05.2010 9:00 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

You mock me. I don't lie you.

Posted by: MissIonCannon97
Posted by: ThePurpleTux
I know hes not real yet i saw him.... which means hes real, yet i know in my head hes not.....


Paradox much??

:<


I LOL XD'd

  • 06.07.2010 8:08 AM PDT

Warthog spree!
I <3 dead grunts :D
Those who do not play online multi-player sux :(

what do you call two ducks and a purple dinosaur skipping threw you living room? WAY too much pot.

What do you call a fat white man? american

What do you call a scared stuck up wuss? france

What do you call some one with no right to lead? a president

  • 06.12.2010 8:06 PM PDT

The Razor.

For the honour of the Mirratord.

I have never laughed at a Bungie.net thread so hard in my entire four years of being here :P

  • 06.13.2010 1:53 PM PDT

Designed with you in mind.

Dude this thread sucks. I could be beating it right now.

  • 06.15.2010 8:38 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Designed with you in mind.

HOLY -blam!-

double post

[Edited on 06.15.2010 8:43 PM PDT]

  • 06.15.2010 8:42 PM PDT
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you cannot compare Halo 3 to Reach, Reach is not a game, its a disc in a plastic green case called pure fail.

Got it? good.

I hope this gets updated b/c funny crap is being said every day in the flood.

  • 06.15.2010 10:40 PM PDT

Posted by: claivin
Posted by: Spoogle
You take all of your clothes off? What the -blam!-? You're just supposed to pull down your pants and underwear.

B-
B-
But-
Optimal pooing performance.

Posted by: N7R
I hope this gets updated b/c funny crap is being said every day in the flood.


Funny is a vague term.

I wouldn't use it to describe the Flood sayings.

Specific quotes, however, are a different story.

  • 06.15.2010 10:42 PM PDT

Idoit.
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Social Infection
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11-16-10 The Flood War memorial day
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Frog Blast The Ventcore.

Posted by: Spoogle
God speed fatasses. God speed.


This.

  • 06.17.2010 1:21 AM PDT