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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Even without wings, I can still fly!
- Sonic from Sonic Riders

  • 08.16.2010 7:57 AM PDT

I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

General Knoxx hates mondays.

  • 08.16.2010 8:37 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Halo without Bungie is like a cookie made without love.

Posted by: woooooooo13

Posted by: Thunderbolt101

Posted by: Wizzy Piggy



Its called an opinion

If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.


This is the statement most of the internet is based on...


[Edited on 08.19.2010 8:05 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2010 7:52 PM PDT


Posted by: woooooooo13
Posted by: woooooooo13

Posted by: Thunderbolt101

Posted by: Wizzy Piggy



Its called an opinion

If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.


This is the statement most of the internet is based on...
Unfortunately true....

  • 08.21.2010 12:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

- Sir! We are surrounded!
- Great! Now we can attack in every direction!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you !

Posted by: II Pr0diG II
This here is Amurrica!

  • 08.21.2010 1:47 PM PDT
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What?

Posting in epicly funny thread

  • 08.21.2010 3:53 PM PDT

"98% of teenagers surround there mind with rap. If you part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature."


Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.
They Called again they want that Joke Back

  • 08.23.2010 7:31 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Spartanr63
Posted by: Srg Acorn
China called. They want their wall back.
They Called again they want that Joke Back


If China made it, they probably don't want it back. The thing's probably got lead paint all over it.

  • 08.23.2010 9:35 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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Posted by: blunt cha1nsaw
I laughed while reading this

The Day of Blood
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.



Omg I Pee'd my pants from laughing so hard at this

[Edited on 08.25.2010 10:38 PM PDT]

  • 08.23.2010 10:03 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

lol^^^^^^


ok man nao my eyes hurt, edit it already....

[Edited on 08.23.2010 10:15 PM PDT]

  • 08.23.2010 10:15 PM PDT
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door i was finally getting used to your pattern then you paradoxed everything D:

  • 08.23.2010 10:45 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings
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Suicides the only option

  • 08.24.2010 12:36 AM PDT
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I like

Your mom wakes up and-- wait did you say your mom? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHqHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  • 08.25.2010 10:40 PM PDT


Posted by: Andrew O260

Posted by: icealien22

Posted by: spacerangerr
I see, but I feel my thread has some pretty big criteria in it.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48306345


Anyway I reposted it and got several replies - there were like 5 other posts that very minute the firs time.


im clicking the link but nothing happening.


its not a link dumbass

  • 08.31.2010 8:15 PM PDT

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Posted by: tacomaster13
-Thanks to Rocket Turtle for pointing out my typing follies.


Posted by: spngefan11

Posted by: Andrew O260

Posted by: icealien22

Posted by: spacerangerr
I see, but I feel my thread has some pretty big criteria in it.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48306345


Anyway I reposted it and got several replies - there were like 5 other posts that very minute the firs time.


im clicking the link but nothing happening.


its not a link dumbass
I lol'd.

  • 09.01.2010 3:48 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings.
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Remember: Old habbits fail hard.

"I put the LOL in HaLOLogist."

"Reach is comming, with all it's glory... And all horror... And all it's waffles."

  • 09.04.2010 7:20 AM PDT
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Chemical Weapon!

posted by:Achronos
Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

sometimes i forget why i still come here...

and this thread reminded me :)

  • 09.04.2010 7:24 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

lolwut?


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Soul drinker108
1. how long did it take u to make this?
2. My god, this is pretty funny
3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG
4. ???
5. Profit
6. Epic win thread.

1. In total, about 10 minutes. It doesn't take long to say quote, then copy+paste into a notepad document.
2. That's it's purpose
3. Horo? It's all contained on one page.
4. ??? meme indeed....
5. I'm not selling it, ya know.
6. Why, thank you. I am glad that you enjoyed it.


Now, remember people. I update this thing all the time. Check back often, and read the bottom of the last post for the most recent quote.

You have a funny name...

  • 09.06.2010 12:17 PM PDT

lolwut?


Posted by: ballisticgoat
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: ballisticgoat
Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: Shadowman235
Where is the brain in a door?


Above the kidney.


No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.


Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State.


That's what you get for choosing the life of a Delinquent.


This is kinda funny, and may be in a update. I shall reply for the glory of being in a post!!!! Wai, does I can haz cookie if I am?

  • 09.06.2010 12:25 PM PDT

lolwut?


Posted by: Jiixon
Posted by: mahspoonis2big
Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:


And yet, no one loves you.

I love me... *Cries* :'(

  • 09.06.2010 12:35 PM PDT

lolwut?


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: TrickyDonut
I once heard in a game of halo 3:"sniper, no sniping!"
"awwww man!"Not exactly funny, but i dont care.

Made me lol.

Yeah but you're dumb as a dumb door. O wait.....

  • 09.06.2010 12:43 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings.

Cheese ball, you are not funny.

  • 09.06.2010 1:35 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Imma musician and things :3

DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC

lol, desperate kids trying to get in.

  • 09.06.2010 1:37 PM PDT