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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/13/10) **

lolwut?

This. LINKY!
(Scroll down the whole thing to be sure you got it)

[Edited on 10.15.2010 1:26 PM PDT]

  • 10.15.2010 1:20 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/16/10)

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Posted by:Swiftkillswitch3

Posted by: AxN MoMo
Clearly thats a bottlerocket that was launched by a few 4 year olds... Can't full me.


Full, eh? I never knew 'fool' and 'full' mean the same thing. Just like on Bungie Universe forum how somebody said 'wan't'.. two new words learnt.


This. And more is here.

[Edited on 10.16.2010 5:16 PM PDT]

  • 10.16.2010 5:12 PM PDT
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Hahahahahah

"Fastest .2
Average .178"


"how the hell is your fastest time higher that your average???????

ERROR ERROR"


Hahahahahah beautiful

  • 10.17.2010 9:30 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/17/10)

lolwut?

Not what I thought was the funniest on the link, but I'm still on it! YAY!!!! THANK YOU MISTER DOOR!

  • 10.18.2010 12:57 PM PDT

I'm glad Door is doing this. I would have forgotten about this thread ages ago.

  • 10.20.2010 6:51 AM PDT

From this thread

Posted by: Reed6969

Posted by: Hitman H94

Posted by: BR55 MASTER

Posted by: Killbot Five

Posted by: BeagleWeezles
NO!

NO!

NO!

GET OUT OF HERE!
*pumps shotgun*

I'll handle this.
*gets out RPG-7* iv got this

*Brings out tank*
Its ok I got it


*unzips pants* I'll take care of him

  • 10.20.2010 10:12 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/13/10) **
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Don't take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
I dont get what people gets with Ghost? I mean all he does is:
"ENEMIES!!!!!! LEFT SIDE!"
"IM OPENING THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
"THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IS OPEN!"
"CHECK THE SECOND FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"ENEMIES ON OUR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!"


I found this one today.

  • 10.20.2010 12:41 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/20/10) ***

/// For Honour, Brothers. FOR SANGHELIOS! \\\
ANZAC Group
I DON'T WANT 1 BILLION COOKIES. THAT BETTER BE 1 BILLION SANGHEILI SNACKS!
KAIDON is trying to learn WORT. but KAIDON already knows four moves. Forget an old move to learn WORT?
Ceiling Elite is WATCHING YOU.
Every Neuron in my head is firing with just Leets, Leets, Leets.

Posted by: Chris 047
Posted by: JMO 137
Posted by: Vadam930
Posted by: Chris 047
Posted by: JMO 137
Also, I made my Carter statue hold a Shotgun and Emile hold a DMR.
Idea: Kat holding Jorge's gun.
DO IT.
Double the hawtness.
Yeah, there's nothing hotter than Kat holding a large Machine Gun with Jorge's hand still clinging to the handle.
SO MUCH WIN.
It needs fingerprint ID. Jorge is more protective of his gun than Heavy is.
Oh, so that's what Kat borrowed Emile's knife for...

From random discussion in our group.
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/

[Edited on 10.21.2010 2:14 AM PDT]

  • 10.21.2010 2:09 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.


Posted by: Chris 047

From random discussion in our group.
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/


Haha

You're not in here often, are you? XD

  • 10.21.2010 2:16 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.
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:)

What this is I don't even..

  • 10.21.2010 2:41 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/20/10) ***

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Chris 047
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/

It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.

  • 10.21.2010 2:46 AM PDT

/// For Honour, Brothers. FOR SANGHELIOS! \\\
ANZAC Group
I DON'T WANT 1 BILLION COOKIES. THAT BETTER BE 1 BILLION SANGHEILI SNACKS!
KAIDON is trying to learn WORT. but KAIDON already knows four moves. Forget an old move to learn WORT?
Ceiling Elite is WATCHING YOU.
Every Neuron in my head is firing with just Leets, Leets, Leets.


Posted by: Vadam930

Posted by: Chris 047

From random discussion in our group.
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/


Haha

You're not in here often, are you? XD

Just occasionally, over the years ;)

[Edited on 10.21.2010 3:39 AM PDT]

  • 10.21.2010 3:38 AM PDT

"I said I never had much use for one....never said I didn't know how to use it."

I'm on there again!

*false sense of importance*

  • 10.22.2010 6:00 PM PDT

*Facepalm*
and what gun doesn't tear though flesh? a squirt gun?

Forklifts don’t die. They’re just missing in action.

Pooping isn't something I enjoy, nor is it something that takes time. I get in there, drop the packages, then get out. I'm like UPS. What can brown do for you?


Posted by: Grunt Chietain
I'm on there again!

*false sense of importance*
good for you

  • 10.22.2010 6:07 PM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Chris 047
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/

It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.


Os so all of this is [mostly] from F V2? Great..

  • 10.23.2010 3:19 AM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Posted by: H0gbinlad3n
Posted by: Chris 047
Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/

It doesn't matter, some of the stuff already here is from private groups. Namely Flood V2.


Os so all of this is [mostly] from F V2? Great..

Nah, some of it is. Its just most of the stuff from private groups appears to be from Flood V2.

  • 10.23.2010 3:49 AM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: Grunt Chietain
I'm on there again!

*false sense of importance*


*In creepy voice* But we love you.........

  • 10.23.2010 6:36 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.

-blam!- hell I'm on page 44.

  • 10.23.2010 6:46 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Quote found in thread 'Has your gf/ex ever seen your peen non-erect?'

Posted by: Sykoh

Posted by: Rex are I
No, I meant that any of my lovers have seen my tool flaccid. Non-stimulated my endowment looks normal. Nut I will high five you anyway.
Posted by: Sykoh

Posted by: Rex are I
Same here.

High five! Tiny flaccid wee-wee's ftw!

Oh uh ya. Same. *shifty eyes*


Blamin' hilarious!

  • 10.23.2010 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: CrazyPeanut
I'd rather watch every youtube video that has "Bodies" as a song in a row than listen to Kanye West.

  • 10.24.2010 4:54 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Posted by: The OP
Posted by: P3P5I
Posted by: BeagleWeezles
Don't have so much faith in the maturity of this forum.
People have faith in the maturity of this forum?
People are questioning the maturity of this forum?

  • 10.24.2010 10:42 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

Don't trip chocolate chip!
Bronies rustle my jimmies...

Thanks for 10 great years of halo Bungie, you will be missed.

"What the F***?"

  • 10.25.2010 9:55 PM PDT