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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

I've realised that I've been expelled from my mother's uterus as if being shot from a canon, towards a barn door covered in rusty hooks and old nail files. It's a matter of how you use the intervening time in an intelligent and ironic way, and try not to do anything dastardly to your fellow creatures.

If global warming, how can snow?

  • 12.27.2010 6:22 AM PDT
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Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?

  • 12.27.2010 8:09 AM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

Posted by: Mooard
Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?
No.

  • 12.27.2010 8:10 AM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Posted by: xMAx DaDuff666
HERPIE DERPIE Didily DOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thought I was a try hard.

  • 12.27.2010 10:08 AM PDT

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

Several people asked my opinion and my opinion is the rent is too damn high.

  • 12.27.2010 11:24 AM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.


Posted by: Mooard
Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?


Don't be lazy, just look at the list.


No, srsly... look at it.

  • 12.27.2010 12:25 PM PDT
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Yeah sure, uh...that's a uh...lame coup.

<---- Does not actually know what a coup is

  • 12.27.2010 12:37 PM PDT

Posted by: Mooard
Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?
Oh great Stosh no. That would take a mindblowingly long time. There are probably a good 200 various floodians in that list, and actually probably more. That would mean using Bungie's search bar + saying send a private message + pasting the message and writing the subject bar + sending and hoping that nothing goes wrong.

All of this = about a year's worth of just sitting there doing that.

Also, I'm not going to consider it a big enough honor being in this list to send a PM. Most people probably don't care and would just disregard it, and I'd probably get a bit of hatemail for it. I'd rather not spam people just because they did something like this. I mean, if a few people asked to be notified if they ever made it in this list, maybe I could do a few if I notice that I'm adding a name.

That or someone like CAVX or Lord Snakie or Bapabooiee, someone with uber scripting skills, could make a little greasemonkey script that checks the list every 2-3 hours and sends you a little notification if you're on it and how many times you're on it, or something like that.

  • 12.27.2010 3:13 PM PDT

aeiou

I feel proud for starting the cake derailment.

  • 12.28.2010 1:51 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

Welcome to the World Unity of Gamers. A group dedicated to the unity of gamers worldwide. We're in need of members, the more the merrier!

So what you're saying is that The Flood is the random forum of /b/.net?

  • 12.28.2010 10:59 PM PDT

Posted by: Le Loup
So what you're saying is that The Flood is the random forum of /b/.net?
Um... Well, that could definitely be said for The Flood, I guess... But this is more of an anthology of some very humorous things said in The Flood.

  • 12.28.2010 11:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Duardo
Tooting my own horn, but I thought this was funny.


you're a comedian for sure.

  • 12.28.2010 11:06 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

In spanish class, audio quiz...
Do these conversations match?

1. " hello "
" I have a cat "
2. " Goodbye "
" How are you doing? "
3. " Hello "
" Goodbye "
* FACE PALM *
Yea... now shutup you space-muffin!

  • 12.29.2010 7:15 PM PDT
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For Narnia!

I must say this thread is one of the best in a while.

  • 12.30.2010 5:33 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

lolwut?


HERE
All of page 2.

  • 12.31.2010 12:58 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Ah Qbix, you never cease to disappoint us.

  • 01.01.2011 11:42 AM PDT

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Here's a cool quote, "EAT SH** AND DIE!!!" I don't mean that, I just wanted to tell you it.

  • 01.01.2011 7:15 PM PDT

Achieved a Killimanjaro twice in Halo 3 and got one in Reach. (It was Grifball but still counts!)

umm...

Corn on the cob!

  • 01.01.2011 7:32 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Posted by: A Dumb Door
Achronos likes Megablocks.
Achronos says the poster is wrong for liking Megablocks. This should read 'Achronos likes legos"

  • 01.02.2011 7:25 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Achronos likes Megablocks.
Achronos says the poster is wrong for liking Megablocks. This should read 'Achronos likes legos"

Actually, as Lego is both singular and plural, it should read "Achronos likes Lego."

  • 01.02.2011 7:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Rampant Tragedy
Posted by: Jet Wave
Literally, the third thread today.

"Literally, the third thread today."
--Jet Wave

In a thread about favorite quotes.

[Edited on 01.02.2011 2:49 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2011 2:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Thread about overpopulation.

  • 01.02.2011 3:13 PM PDT

umm...

Corn on the cob!




What? im so confused when do they ever say corn on the cob? i think im missing something.







Click here for Magic :)

  • 01.02.2011 3:14 PM PDT

Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Political Alignment: Social Democracy (Left)
Favourite Book: Jurassic Park
Favourite Film: The Dark Knight
Favourite Game: Mass Effect 2
Preferred Weapon: Franchi SPAS-12

Well I found a great find on this thread about giving prisoners pr0n mags to decrease the amount of g@y raep. Then...well...read "Nikolai Belinski"'s post.

Link.

[Edited on 01.03.2011 10:33 AM PST]

  • 01.03.2011 10:29 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Found this yesterday, just remembered it now!

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Posted by: Stoneenergy
Crapping myself on the beach, in public.


That really does suck...but it's still hilarious, how did that happen?


I think he just defecated in front of others. LOL it doesnt get better than that.


Funny thing that...Stoneenergy is a girl.

  • 01.04.2011 1:04 AM PDT