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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Audon Tomn

Posted by: chode
Why should we car?

It's faster than walking.



[Edited on 01.05.2011 8:15 PM PST]

  • 01.05.2011 8:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: Mac12

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Noobkilla73
Posted by: Sil3nce0
No, I don't, but I know this guy a grade above me who has turrets.

Must be a warzone in that class.

Hopefully it's a nerf turret and not a real one, otherwise I predict many casualties.
Oh believe me I have some pretty painful Nerf guns in my room. The original rocket launcher, the vulcan, the alpha trooper.

In a thread about whether we get nervous on tests.

  • 01.05.2011 8:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Juvens
Posted by: Tacoworld501

Posted by: Juvens
If the poles shift then I'm screwed.

If the poles shift then we all die.
Poor Santa.

In a thread about the end of the world.

  • 01.07.2011 5:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Juvens
Posted by: Tacoworld501

Posted by: Juvens
If the poles shift then I'm screwed.

If the poles shift then we all die.
Poor Santa.

In a thread about the end of the world.
:O

  • 01.07.2011 5:42 AM PDT

I can't change my opinion, but I can change yours. My goal with an argument, is to make you change yours, not mine - I want to make you think.

Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.

  • 01.08.2011 3:16 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?


Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.

  • 01.08.2011 3:35 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: sytheNsnipe

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.


New thing to add, one of the posts within this thread.

Edit:I know that it's bad for us that I quoted him, but he already posted the link.

[Edited on 01.08.2011 4:45 PM PST]

  • 01.08.2011 4:40 PM PDT

Once I boil the vegetable, what do I do with the wheelchair?
Posted by: troll education
lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.

[url=http://www.google.com/]Use google.[/url]

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Oh god.

  • 01.08.2011 4:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Posted by: The OP
Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Oh god.
Awww -blam!-...

  • 01.08.2011 4:44 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. 1,201 [quote]'s, about 649 full quotes.

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

20 bucks says this quote doesn't get put in the OP.

20 bucks says this quote gets put in the OP.

(Just erase one so it looks like I was right)

  • 01.08.2011 4:48 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.

  • 01.08.2011 4:53 PM PDT
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I'm one half of the whole, you don't want to see what happens when my other joins me.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.

  • 01.08.2011 4:54 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: IITz MIKE
Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.
Oh Hai Mike ;)

  • 01.08.2011 4:55 PM PDT

Don't fear death, make death fear you...


Posted by: IITz MIKE
Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.


I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.

  • 01.08.2011 4:55 PM PDT
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Casual Achievement Hunter

I was watching the thread from the beggining. It deserves to be put in this.

  • 01.08.2011 4:56 PM PDT
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I'm one half of the whole, you don't want to see what happens when my other joins me.

Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: IITz MIKE
Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.
Oh Hai Mike ;)
Yea hi Clarke ;)

  • 01.08.2011 4:56 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: IITz MIKE
Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.


I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.
Shhh...
Don't give the mods ideas.

  • 01.08.2011 4:56 PM PDT
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I'm just a dog.

Posted by: Hemaskk

Posted by: IITz MIKE
Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: WingOfWar
Dad?

This was funny as -blam!-.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.


I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.


Hey I was just the dog. *barf*

[Edited on 01.09.2011 3:45 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2011 3:45 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Haha I have made the list.

  • 01.10.2011 7:33 AM PDT

.

After reading this today I feel that it is needed in this thread:

Posted by: Recon Number 54
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls.

And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.

But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made.

Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice".

One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted.

  • 01.10.2011 8:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

Its peanut butter jelly time

I think this needs to be included:
THE PROPHECY, TAYLOR

[Edited on 01.11.2011 6:02 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2011 6:02 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Last updated 10/5/10) ***

*Facepalm*
and what gun doesn't tear though flesh? a squirt gun?

Forklifts don’t die. They’re just missing in action.

Pooping isn't something I enjoy, nor is it something that takes time. I get in there, drop the packages, then get out. I'm like UPS. What can brown do for you?

Posted by: TheDemonicBird O
After reading this today I feel that it is needed in this thread:

Posted by: Recon Number 54
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls.

And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.

But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made.

Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice".

One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted.
WIN

  • 01.11.2011 6:04 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

I always wondered why a Frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer to you. Then it hit me.

These posts ACTUALLY made me ROFL. I especially like the hot topic one.

  • 01.12.2011 9:31 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

haha i can't believe you guys are still doing this xD this was before this summer where i still was posting actively on this forum xD

  • 01.12.2011 9:33 AM PDT