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Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55249939&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1

nepats190 narrowly beating me when he says over 9000.

[Edited on 01.12.2011 4:28 PM PST]

  • 01.12.2011 4:27 PM PDT

I've realised that I've been expelled from my mother's uterus as if being shot from a canon, towards a barn door covered in rusty hooks and old nail files. It's a matter of how you use the intervening time in an intelligent and ironic way, and try not to do anything dastardly to your fellow creatures.

Posted by: seven blind mice
Gandalf: "YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!"
>BOOM!<
Balrog: "RAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" >FALLS<
>Gandalf turns<
>loud noise and burning whip hits<
>Gandalf falls<
Frodo: No, no, no somebody tell me this isn't happening!"
Command: "UNSC Gandalf, do you read me?!"
Borimir: " Gandalf is dust, we need to get out of here!"
>Falcon flies away<
> Assault carrier looms overhead<

  • 01.21.2011 2:31 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Yes my Username sucks, get over it I was young and dumb.

wtf

  • 01.21.2011 3:02 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

"No one thought up being;
he who thinks he has
Step forward"

- Jim Morrison


Posted by: Redthunda69
Posted by: Firefly887

Posted by: Redthunda69
1. Get fishing pole
2.Go to where electric guitars live
3.????
4.Profit


I don't have any worms on me at the moment ):

I've got some :(


Add this one.

  • 01.21.2011 5:13 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

The Official Thread

  • 01.23.2011 2:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: Exscaliber71

Posted by: ZombieRocket

Posted by: Me wuv chief
I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.

This.

I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.
Remember... No Russian...

  • 01.24.2011 3:39 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)
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"Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly."

Plato

A Dumb Door, I do not know how to link all of the quotes directly, but I do know how to link to the original thread. Some of the replies to this one are priceless and should be documented: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55725885&v iewreplies=true#end

  • 01.25.2011 2:21 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: COB475
That was pretty funny. I had to pull out my patented ROFL mat.

  • 01.25.2011 3:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: BROWN HAWK
L.O.S.E.R.

Lapse Of Shooter-Efficient Reflexes.

  • 01.26.2011 3:30 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 12/19/10

no. nonono

Dotes: Posted on 17th of December.
Posted by: Tucker 051
No, I'm on summer break.


Silly old door, this isn't funny. The self absorbed dwellers of the Northern Hemisphere are to ignorant to realise that the Southern Hemisphere is currently on Summer break.

  • 01.27.2011 12:56 AM PDT

Ah, this is why I love the Bungie community. Awesome thread. Great way to cheer me up :D

  • 01.27.2011 8:24 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: II Cipher
Posted by: Celsbury
Reapers.


Ah yes, "Reapers". We've already dismissed that claim.

This was rather hilarious.

  • 01.27.2011 2:58 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Ive submitted about 5 quotes and 2 threads and I'm still not in here myself. What the hell is this!?

  • 01.27.2011 3:16 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. (Under construction)

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Posted by: Recon Number 54
"Meaningless! Meaningless!"
says the Teacher.

"Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless."

What does man gain from all his labor at which he toils under the sun?

Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever.

The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises.

The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course.

All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again.

All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time.

There is no remembrance of men of old, and even those who are yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow.


Did Recon just quote Ecclesiastes? Jeepers!

  • 01.27.2011 3:41 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

Posted by: JKH1LL07
Posted by: Dark Jackal
Posted by: the lizard 102
Posted by: JKH1LL07
Triple Wielding

Quadruple wielding

Quintuple wielding.
I want to be surrounded by a sphere of guns.


This was posted in a thread about Halo 4.

  • 01.28.2011 4:07 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Posted by: Set Sail Armada

Posted by: Xx GazzRion 33

Posted by: Set Sail Armada
LOL someone's got an e-crush
Come at me, bro.
Are you hitting on me? Control yourself Internet Casanova.

  • 01.28.2011 6:18 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings


Posted by: Jet Wave
Posted by: Exscaliber71

Posted by: ZombieRocket

Posted by: Me wuv chief
I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.

This.

Lol, thanks for that, got me in there =D

I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.
Remember... No Russian...

  • 01.28.2011 7:22 AM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Posted by: Exscaliber71


You're already in, dude. =P

  • 01.28.2011 9:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Posted by: th3m4dblimp3r
Can I have a Tali, instead?

In a "would you like a tail?" thread.

  • 01.29.2011 1:52 PM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings. Found. Updated 1/20/2011

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Pieman191
Posted by: Sgt Mag1
Your welcome.
Thanks.

  • 01.29.2011 6:07 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

A simple post created a story of love, betrayal, and CoD ripoffs.

[Edited on 01.30.2011 6:43 AM PST]

  • 01.30.2011 6:42 AM PDT
Subject: Flood Funny Sayings

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

This must have taken a long time to write.

  • 01.30.2011 1:48 PM PDT

Posted by: lord of dahorde
This must have taken a long time to write.
Well, I didn't write it all at once. I wrote it over a very long period of time. It started as me finding a thread of like 3 or 4 really funny posts, so I made a little .txt document and put them in there for future laughter. Then, I started doing that for all the funny posts that I saw. Or at least most of them. Then, when the document got to have a few hundred, I made a thread on The Flood with it. Unfortunately, it died. But then, my list grew again, and my simple little .txt was a good 2 KB of pure quotes. So, I once again made another thread. Once again, it died. Finally, when my .txt was about 4 KB, I made one final thread as a last ditch effort, and BAM! It got stuck on the top forum topics list, and now the community does a lot of the work for me. Now all I have to do is take what they give me and put it at the bottom of my most recent post.

BTW, A Dumb Door's guide to making my life easier if you are submitting a quote:

Step 1: Press reply to a funny quote. Be sure that it is funny even out of context.
Step 2: Press the quote button under the box where you type in text. Make sure that the quote has appeared.
Step 3: Delete all unnecessary returns. Due to a strange commodity with Bungie.net, it only allows a certain number of lines, regardless of characters. Thus, I delete all the blank lines with no text. I even make the posts end to end, so there is no return between the end of quote] and the beginning of the next post.
Step 4: Send me the post. There is no real need to explain anything about the post. You can PM me (The preferred method, as I will see it more easily/quickly and you are not subject to ban) or post it in this thread.

Do remember, guys. I prefer PM's. I'll still take posts in this thread, but I'd rather have a PM. It makes it easier, since I don't need to hunt through random posts and decipher between whether or not a quote is a submission or just you guys talking.

Another note: There is nothing wrong with saving up a few quotes before sending them to me. Make your own little .txt and send me a large sum of quotes in bulk. That's fine with me too.

  • 01.30.2011 9:53 PM PDT

Posted by: X Rampancy X
JESUS CHRIST I'M COVERED IN BEES
Theme song tiem.
Pezz = win.
Lazer kitty says: PEW PEW PEW!

Holy hell, people actually pay attention to the stupid -blam!- I type?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • 01.30.2011 9:57 PM PDT